consignment | D81

[ did he misread..... ]

FROM: varr.noh@cdc.org

You've been keeping live fowl in your room for a month?

[No he didn't]

FROM: talbot.hanna@cdc.org

Special circumstances and the fear of the unknown drove me to keep them alive and not let Ringo eat them.

Plus I didn't want to clean up blood.

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FROM: barton.clint@cdc.org

Letting them run might be good for them, actually.

FROM: barton.clint@cdc.org

But you're definitely not going to get them to shut up. Cut your losses now?

FROM: talbot.hanna@cdc.org

Why do you know this

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FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org

Have you considered using them as target practice for your skills?

FROM: talbot.hanna@cdc.org

I guess I could yeah.

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FROM: talbot.hanna@cdc.org

Yeah but babies are actually cute and don't cluck.

Also Ringo's a saint for not having killed them they should be grateful.

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FROM: lucy@cdc.org why don't you just cook them?

[ Being only the most helpful here, naturally. ]

FROM: talbot.hanna@cdc.org

I don't know how to kill them in the first place I can't just roast them that's cruel.

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FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org

are we planet destroyers or zookeepers

FROM: parker.peter@cdc.org

the lines blur a little more each day

FROM: talbot.hanna@cdc.org

Both tbh

FROM: erin@cdc.org

Decapitation is pretty good at keeping things quiet.

Just as a tip.

FROM: talbot.hanna@cdc.org

No

What is wrong with you people not everyone knows how to kill like that

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FROM: bott.marco@cdc.org

I don't know about turkeys [mostly because he's from bullshit fantasy medieval Europe (?)] but I've raised chickens before.

FROM: bott.marco@cdc.org

Are you planning on raising it for the eggs or just to eat it? It doesn't sound like you're interested in keeping it around as a pet.

FROM: bott.marco@cdc.org

I can't say I've ever tried to train one to keep quiet, but they're pretty motivated by food. It could be worth a shot, it just takes a lot of patience.

FROM: talbot.hanna@cdc.org

This chicken can't lay eggs it's a boy chicken.

Why do you people know so much about chickens srsly

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FROM: braus.sasha@cdc.org

Why don't you try talking back to them?

[Of course the country bumpkin offers this kind of possibility...]

FROM: braus.sasha@cdc.org

Alternatively, I could show you how to prepare them.

FROM: talbot.hanna@cdc.org

I'm already on the way to being a crazy cat lady with Ringo I think I'll save the pet talking for another time

FROM: talbot.hanna@cdc.org

Thank you! At least someone here is offering me how to kill it.

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FROM: bellic.niko@cdc.org

I grew up on a farm, and I can agree that you are not going to get them to shut up.

FROM: talbot.hanna@cdc.org

I would've never thought you grew up on a farm.

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FROM: mogget@cdc.org

I would be happy to take the chicken for you.

FROM: talbot.hanna@cdc.org

This has got to be the best answer yet. Done.

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FROM: dartagnan@cdc.org

You've been keeping fowl in your room for a month? You can't be serious, they need more space than that. What have they been nesting in?

[ And then, like a second later. ]

FROM: dartagnan@cdc.org

You're going to let Ringo kill them?!

FROM: talbot.hanna@cdc.org

Don't tell me you know how to raise chickens too.

FROM: talbot.hanna@cdc.org

Look if you want to raise them be my guest. They're all yours.

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FROM: wurstel.ferdinand@cdc.org

I was wondering what that occasional noise was. Honestly I'm impressed you've been able to keep them alive for this long.

FROM: wurstel.ferdinand@cdc.org

Chicken Schnitzel is quite good though, if you've never had the opportunity to try it.

[Yup, even he's on board with cooking them up.]

FROM: talbot.hanna@cdc.org

You know, there's this middle part of "I have to kill it" that I'm not sure how to go about.

FROM: trip@cdc.org Is the chicken a hen or a rooster?

FROM: talbot.hanna@cdc.org

Rooster. Why does it matter?

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FROM: kurosaki.isshin@cdc.org
.... is there a reason why though??

FROM: talbot.hanna@cdc.org

Why what?

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FROM: leng.kai@cdc.org

Do you feed them?

[... he got a dead chicken but live ones what the fuck.]

FROM: talbot.hanna@cdc.org

Um when I can? I think they've picked at my leftovers on their own the bastards.

FROM: talbot.hanna@cdc.org

You have a pony? Dude that's so awesome

FROM: talbot.hanna@cdc.org

If I had a name for them I wouldn't be asking for someone to take care of them for me.

FROM: talbot.hanna@cdc.org

It's a riddle, you can try to solve it.