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consignment2015-01-17 02:52 pm
strategicnaps) wrote in consignment2015-01-17 02:52 pm
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DAY 84
[Did someone actually miss this guy? Well, apparently someone did, because awakening from your (most likely cinnabug-induced) coma with a nice selection of flowers by his bedside certainly gives people the idea.
So, Hanbei decides to send a message to space twitter in order to thoughtfully inform the crew he's awake--]
FROM: takenaka.hanbei@cdc.org
TO: ALL
Awww, you don't have to be shy! I know someone on this ship admires me. Since I'm such a genius, I'm not surprised o(〃＾▽＾〃)o
FROM: takenaka.hanbei@cdc.org
TO: ALL
You don't have to be all anonymous about it! You can tell me, I won't bite!
[GODDAMMIT FLOWERS BY YOUR BEDSIDE DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE A SECRET ADMIRER, HANBEI]
LOG OPTIONS:
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[Now that he's awake, he's start roaming the ship. He's found a new set of clothes on his bed, and decided to try it out; not that anyone can see, because he's still wearing his fashionable hat as well as that hilariously over-sized CDC-issued jacket.
With knives and bombs hidden in its pockets, but it's not like anyone needs to know that either.]
--Why are there animals here?
[Apparently, no one gave him the memo that there were moose about. He doesn't even know what a moose is. Seriously, what the fuck is that. Hanbei's just staring at one of them from around the corner, as though it's a serious threat.
Don't even talk to him about Pet Day, either. He isn't signing up to help with that. You can't make him.]
B;
Oh, look at those eggs!
[Are you passing by Medical? Because Hanbei definitely didn't miss this little egg nursery after he woke up. He's returned to take a closer look now, and if anyone's passing by, he'll wave at them to come over.]
I remember that one. [He points to one of the eggs full of holes.] Yes, I definitely remember that one! It was on a planet full of rock spires. I heard a lot of us just appeared on that planet when we were on another just a second ago...
[A sigh.]
Maybe I should've taken some with me if they were so valuable. But I accidentally broke them instead.
[HANBEI DON'T CASUALLY MENTION YOU KILLED ALIEN BABIES?!]
So, Hanbei decides to send a message to space twitter in order to thoughtfully inform the crew he's awake--]
FROM: takenaka.hanbei@cdc.org
TO: ALL
Awww, you don't have to be shy! I know someone on this ship admires me. Since I'm such a genius, I'm not surprised o(〃＾▽＾〃)o
FROM: takenaka.hanbei@cdc.org
TO: ALL
You don't have to be all anonymous about it! You can tell me, I won't bite!
[GODDAMMIT FLOWERS BY YOUR BEDSIDE DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE A SECRET ADMIRER, HANBEI]
LOG OPTIONS:
A;
[Now that he's awake, he's start roaming the ship. He's found a new set of clothes on his bed, and decided to try it out; not that anyone can see, because he's still wearing his fashionable hat as well as that hilariously over-sized CDC-issued jacket.
With knives and bombs hidden in its pockets, but it's not like anyone needs to know that either.]
--Why are there animals here?
[Apparently, no one gave him the memo that there were moose about. He doesn't even know what a moose is. Seriously, what the fuck is that. Hanbei's just staring at one of them from around the corner, as though it's a serious threat.
Don't even talk to him about Pet Day, either. He isn't signing up to help with that. You can't make him.]
B;
Oh, look at those eggs!
[Are you passing by Medical? Because Hanbei definitely didn't miss this little egg nursery after he woke up. He's returned to take a closer look now, and if anyone's passing by, he'll wave at them to come over.]
I remember that one. [He points to one of the eggs full of holes.] Yes, I definitely remember that one! It was on a planet full of rock spires. I heard a lot of us just appeared on that planet when we were on another just a second ago...
[A sigh.]
Maybe I should've taken some with me if they were so valuable. But I accidentally broke them instead.
[HANBEI DON'T CASUALLY MENTION YOU KILLED ALIEN BABIES?!]
A!
Coming up behind Hanbei and clapping him heartily on the back in a suspiciously congratulatory manner if he can.]
Yo Old Man!! Good to see you pulled through. So... Who's the hot date?!
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Though, Hanbei's glad to see Zelos hasn't gotten zapped off the ship or the life in the time he's been in stasis. Still, his words are something he'll have to approach carefully--]
I'm not going to die just yet! And by 'date', you mean the romantic date, right?
[look, things have happened with 'dates' before]
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FROM: cecil.guy@cdc.org
Hey! You're finally awake! Good to see you.
FROM: cecil.guy@cdc.org
What's this about a secret admirer? Did you get a love letter, Hanbei?
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FROM: takenaka.hanbei@cdc.org
Hello, Guy! I didn't get a love letter, but there was a nice bunch of flowers by my bed (❁´▽`❁)*✲ﾟ*
FROM: takenaka.hanbei@cdc.org
Someone had to leave those, right?
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FROM: cecil.guy@cdc.org
Really? Wow, do you have any idea of who it might be?
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FROM: takenaka.hanbei@cdc.org
Not yet, but once I start getting to work, I should be able to narrow down the list! Unless the CDC transfers her away before that 。：゜(；´∩｀；)゜：。
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What will you do if you find her? Are you going to thank the lucky girl in-person?
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I'm still planning, but I'll thank her for the flowers first. They're really pretty! I don't know much about flower arranging, but she has a good eye.
oh my god i thought i answered this, i'm sorry
ITS OKAY
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are you fishing for compliments?
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FROM: takenaka.hanbei@cdc.org
Of course not! I'm a humble person, so I'll only talk about things that I definitely have.
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FROM: ellie@cdc.org
and you have admirers
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FROM: takenaka.hanbei@cdc.org
Mhm! That's what I said. Or typed (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))
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did they leave you a card or something?
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No, but they left me flowers! ~(=^‥^)ﾉ◎～
[Suddenly switches to cat emoji?!]
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B;
.....Hanbei!
[Quickly, she strides right into Medical proper, looking relieved and actually smiling somewhat (egads, do the wonders never cease?), up to the part where he mentions breaking eggs.
And spots said eggs.
Cue record scratch. The relieved smiling melts away to a slight frown. Uh. She looks from Hanbei. Then to the nursery. Looks at Hanbei again. Then the nursery.
.....This is a disaster just waiting to happen. Akame moves a little in front of the nursery.]
Wait. These eggs have hatchlings in them?
[A beat, and she proceeds to cross her arms, looking vaguely unsure.]
Are you thinking of...trying your hand at raising one of them, despite your...earlier mishap?
[Rrrrrriiiiightttt....]
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No, no! I tried raising eggs once here... [cue baby bahari flashbacks. oh god. save him. the memories will never fade] I don't really think it's my thing. I'd rather stick to being a strategist.
[So don't worry, Akame. He isn't going to do anything to do with egg-raising. Never again. Good god.]
You sound happy to see me, though! How long was I asleep?
[casually wonders about text prompt]
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For quite a few days. You were already unconscious when Tsuna and I rescued you and your friends from the kitchen...I'm just glad you're doing a lot better, Hanbei. Between yourself and Nic, the illness had the worst impact.
[But then she looks over at the nursery again. Did he strike her as eccentric? Yes. Intelligent people, she's noticed, tend to be. Was he also whimsical? Most definitely.
However, she would've never imagined him to be clumsy. As a strategist, would he...not tend toward a more...delicate approach to things?
Especially living things?
She can't help but sigh a little.]
...You didn't get in trouble for breaking the previous eggs, did you?
[Because everyone knows how Gliese is about eggs...
Akame cranes over the nursery to get a closer look. Something tells her they ain't raising no chicken coop up in here.]
What's inside these eggs, to begin with?
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Oh, that's good. [?!] I really wouldn't want anyone to be hit harder by the bugs than I was. [Okay, that makes a little more sense.] I can't thank you enough for saving us, by the way!
[...And then she brings that up. Well, he broke the eggs because he ran panting into a rock tower to avoid a spider-volcano breathing fire, so it's probably a justifiable reason.
Look, it's better if he doesn't have to explain it.]
No, I didn't. It wasn't intentional, anyway, and I didn't even know if they were important.
[Not an excuse to break them, though?!]
It had some kind of reddish-brownish creature. I didn't really have a close look. I can tell you about the natives, though!
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if anything, she's been wanting to make it up to him for Selena VII. not that she won't continue to have his back, but...she no longer feels as awkward about it.]
It was nothing, Hanbei. You helped me out; it's only fair that I would help you in return. I... [she trails off, looking away a little.] ...wouldn't forgive myself if I didn't help.
[and then she scratches her chin awkwardly. oh. oh dear. several lives in exchange for one, eh? well. yeah. it was a life-threatening situation. not much he could have done with the eggs if he was dead anyway, right?
it's logical.
in an extremely twisted way.]
...I see. Well, then. I take it the incident with the eggs was preceded by a problem with the natives? [oh, Hanbei...isn't strategy your thing...?] Color me intrigued. I can't imagine they were human.
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But! Hey, did she really say 'wouldn't forgive herself'? Those are dangerous words. Hanbei doesn't react to them immediately, though.]
Ahah, well... it's a long story. [Translated, 'are you very sure you want to hear about it because the explanation will be long and you might think I'm still sick and delusional'.] It's good to see that not all of them are gone, though.
[That is the truth, at least.]
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a!
H-hey— you're Hanbei, right?
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[Being practically dead at the time means Hanbei has no recognition of Tsuna. He did read the files, but his memory isn't exactly perfect.] Do you want me to try guessing your name now?
[He'll be grateful once you say who you are, really...]
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Sorry— It's Tsunayoshi. [ and just in case— since he wasn't recognized ( and tsuna doesn't even expect to be, but-! ) ] I remember you from the kitchen— Me and Akame went to get you guys.
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So you're Tsunayoshi! Thanks a lot. Was it hard, trying to find us?
[Hanbei hopes he didn't worry everyone too much, but...]
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It's nothing-!! I'm just glad you're okay, and everyone else— [ he shakes his head. ] And we found you guys pretty quick— We were lucky-!
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