FROM: luciola@cdc.org
TO: All

This is an urgent message to all Neheda recruits. I repeat, urgent message to all Neheda recruits.

[the voice is steady, if not hard to hear amongst... the thundering sound of a hundreds of creatures running frantically.]

A large stampede is currently in progress and presents a danger to camp. I repeat, a stampede is in progress and presents a danger to camp. Estimated number of creatures is in the hundreds.

[occasionally the loud sound of an animal's cry makes his voice inaudible, but that's what repeating is for.]

Stampede consists of multiple species- small quadrupeds with fur and long tails, mammalian, less than knee height, giant quadrupeds with multiple heads and tails, potentially reptilian, estimated over nine meters in height, hexapedal furred creatures with large teeth, mammalian hunter, and furred quadruped with large horns, mammalian, three point five meters in height.

All creatures are in a state of panic and do not appear aggressive. All creatures are in a state of panic and are not aggressive.

[Sounds in the background might indicate otherwise, but you can't call it aggressive if they're only defending themselves.]

Please advise on your camp location and signal your intent. I repeat, please advise on your camp location and signal your intent.

We here will attempt to deter the herd. More data and reinforcements if available are needed.

Replies may be sporadic. This is recruit number M02-B25-018.

Watch for signal flares to monitor our location. I repeat, watch for signal flares to monitor our location.

Over-

[Yet before the recording ends... is that the sound of... someone blowing a kiss? Whatever you mistake that strange noise for, the "Bye-byyyyeeeeeeee ♫" in a different voice than the primary broadcaster is definitely audible before... Click.]