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consignment2015-04-16 11:15 pm
runsonbatteries) wrote in consignment2015-04-16 11:15 pm
Day 113 | Mid-Afternoon
FROM: stark.anthony@cdc.org
TO: ALL
Bra giveaway for a limited time only.
32C. Sheer. Kind of blueish. A lot of structural support, from what I can tell.
Non-refundable but it comes with a 100% guarantee that no one will ask you what you're going to do with it.
FROM: stark.anthony@cdc.org
Wish I could tell you if it was pre-worn or not. But considering the very small likelihood of one of these portals being connected to a Victoria's Secret? You can draw your own conclusions.
[This also comes with an image attachment from one of the digital cameras. Tony is standing in a rover holding the bra, halfway between caught off-guard and Blue Steel. Anyone who looks behind him might notice a familiar blue and white helmet in the background, and a collection of knives.]
TO: ALL
Bra giveaway for a limited time only.
32C. Sheer. Kind of blueish. A lot of structural support, from what I can tell.
Non-refundable but it comes with a 100% guarantee that no one will ask you what you're going to do with it.
FROM: stark.anthony@cdc.org
Wish I could tell you if it was pre-worn or not. But considering the very small likelihood of one of these portals being connected to a Victoria's Secret? You can draw your own conclusions.
[This also comes with an image attachment from one of the digital cameras. Tony is standing in a rover holding the bra, halfway between caught off-guard and Blue Steel. Anyone who looks behind him might notice a familiar blue and white helmet in the background, and a collection of knives.]
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Damn, I thought I was special enough to get my own groupies. I feel betrayed.
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You got one, too?
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INBOXED
i'm so sorry
you're not at all sorry
i mean like a lil...
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DAMN IT GARRUS
HE IS A HELPER
SMH...
:D
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Why did you go to the effort of cleaning goo off it if you're not going to wear it yourself (ﾟヘﾟ)?
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So someone else will want to wear it.
FROM: stark.anthony@cdc.org
It's not like lingerie always falls out of the sky. But I'm pretty sure that's bad manners to try and give to someone else.
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Do you really have to auction it off on the network like this...? What if it's someone's?
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Then hopefully they'll come pick it up.
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I'm already mostly sure I'm gonna regret asking this, but what is that?
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FROM: stark.anthony@cdc.org
You said you've lived with women before, right?
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Is that my rover?
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Yes it is.
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/threadjacks
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How're you planning to pick who gets it if you've got more than one taker?
Raffle? Mud wrestling competition? Wet T-shirt contest?
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I'm going to answer that by going on record and saying those were your suggestions, not mine.
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casually threadjacks
I think a wet t-shirt contest to win a bra is very ironic and I like it.
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Consider me in the raffle.
FROM: alomar.sheva@cdc.org
Or mud wrestling, so long as any super powers or magic's off the table.
FROM: alomar.sheva@cdc.org
Looking at you Shepard.
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Wait. Seriously? You're ready to fight for this?
FROM: stark.anthony@cdc.org
Is it the color?
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imagine him gently crying...
peter it's just a bra :|
it's his girlfriend's?????????
is her name on it?!
THE SWEET MEMORY OF HER LOVE LIVES IN THE DELICATE WEAVE OF ITS LACE
THIS IS TERRIFYING IT'S JUST A BRA.
he just misses her a lot......
that's legit, but what is he going to do with a bra
cry over it and give it a funeral burial maybe
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inbox'd.
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slides in
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INBOXED
TONY DON'T YOU DARE GIVE THAT TO ANYONE I'LL DESTROY YOU
FROM parker.peter@cdc.org
WHICH ROVER IS THAT I'M COMING OVER RIGHT NOW
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[And suddenly Niko misses ladies in lingerie. A lot.]
FROM: bellic.niko@cdc.org
not here
don't get any funny ideas Niko]
God there were so many responses I almost used and then went with the tamest one.
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Just be thankful I didn't use the titty Tantalus tag.
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Is this first come, first serve, or are we auctioning?
[ not that he's interested in getting someone's bra. just wondering. ]
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It was going to be first come-first serve. But I don't even care, at this point. As long as somebody takes it.
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I'll take it, if it's not claimed.
[ bras are useful ok ]
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FROM: stark.anthony@cdc.org
Can I get back to you on that?
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There's a few of them around.
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Could you be more specific?
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I don't know, you could probably pull it off Stark.
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Speaking of which, did you know our minds are in the gutter?
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He briefly considers asking for it for Terra. Enough people seem to be fighting over it to warrant it being worth asking for... is it even her size?
Her size...
He just ends up putting his Blackglass under his mattress for the rest of the day. And taking a cold shower. ]
action!
Okay. What is going on here?]
Not really your color.
[He means "hi."]
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So who are you?
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It's not really your color.
FROM: romanoff.natasha@cdc.org
We can make a trade. :)
Moved to inbox
It's not so much the color as much as the distinct lack of Judy Blume in my adolescent years.
FROM: stark.anthony@cdc.org
Did you see that Peter Parker is about to burst a capillary over it?
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What didn't they send through those portals?
FROM: greed@cdc.org
Also the heck is Victoria's Secret and why would she be keeping those things a secret. Don't most women wear them?
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Cars. Coffee machines. Football phones. Just to name a few.
FROM: stark.anthony@cdc.org
And some women like to have a little mystery about themselves. Honestly, of all the secrets someone could have, lingerie is the least problematic.
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