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D114 | HR 08:00

FROM: khezek.jasper@cdc.org
TO: ALL

Any of you not magic types running short on ammo?? I think I can help. Magic type or not.

All I need is sugar. If you have any left over from when we packed get it now.

FROM: khezek.jasper@cdc.org
TO: ALL

For those who are new. Hi Im Jasper. Im a fire mage and Im able to enchant small stuff with fire spells.

Crystals hold my spells best. Sugar crystals are great at it too.

[ He almost types 'I made a lot of exploding cakes once' but hastily deletes it. ]

FROM: khezek.jasper@cdc.org
TO: ALL

Im going to make enchanted rock candy. Eating one small piece will let you breathe fire for one minute.

It doesnt sound like much but its a lot of fire trust me. You will be like a dragon next time we are called to fight.

FROM: khezek.jasper@cdc.org
TO: ALL

So if you got some sugar and want to breathe fire drop it off at rover 14 and Ill make it for you.

I been meaning to do this a while and packed a lot myself. If you have cups or jars or some thing big to boil water in I will share mine with you.

Also if you want to help make it I wont say no but its pretty easy.

It will take a few days to set. Ill give you your portion when its finished.

[ ooc: If your character is giving Jasper sugar, he will handwave-return it to them as enchanted rock candy (note: not actually blue) by the beginning of day 116. In D&D terms, each piece of candy does 15d6 fire damage per round. That means anywhere between 15 - 90 damage every six seconds. It's basically a tiny, close-range flamethrower from your mouth! I'm counting on everyone to be reasonable with how they use it and the amount the get! ~~Looking at you, Erin. Everyone watch their pockets~~.

Open log HERE! ]

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FROM: bellic.niko@cdc.org

I like this idea. Zelos let me use some fire hands during a fight and it helped out a lot.

FROM: khezek.jasper@cdc.org

Whats fire hands? Sounds like the name of one of my spells.

FROM: bellic.niko@cdc.org

Not sure. It let me punch things with burning hands. It helped me fight the harpies pretty good. It was sad it was only temporary. You're lucky.

[In fact that was probably one of the few times he felt like a useful contributor to a fight. Otherwise he's gone to a bottom-of-the-barrel joke of a human.]

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FROM: anders@cdc.org

you can enchant food?

[This is bizarre to him on a whole host of different levels.]

FROM: anders@cdc.org

and its still safe to eat?

FROM: khezek.jasper@cdc.org

I can enchant metals and crystals. Even sugar and salt. And then I make that into food.

[ Anders must have missed him causing trouble by making hundreds of enchanted death cakes a while ago. Good. ]

FROM: khezek.jasper@cdc.org

Yeah its safe to eat. Most of the time. This one will be.

[ Encouraging. ]

[He did. It is a very, very good thing too.]

FROM: anders@cdc.org

not giving me a lot of reasons to feel reassured jasper

[If the Medical rover gets a whole line of people complaining that they set themselves on fire, he'll know who to blame.]

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FROM: uchiha.sasuke@cdc.org

Still enchanting food?

FROM: khezek.jasper@cdc.org

Yes. For good use this time.

FROM: uchiha.sasuke@cdc.org

If that's what you want to believe.

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FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org

How does someone use this and not burn themselves? Their mouth, mandibles, etc.?

FROM: khezek.jasper@cdc.org

The spell is crafted so it doesnt burn the user.

FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org

If I give you sugar, can you keep it separate from everyone else's sugar? Mine could cause allergic reactions in some people.

[That's provided the transformation even works with dextro sugar. The chemicals might change differently. He doesn't know.]

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FROM: sturmhond@cdc.org

You told Anders you could enchant metals, as well.

[ Yes, he reads all the other conversations. What of it? ]

FROM: sturmhond@cdc.org

What would be the effects on things like bullets? Or base metals, powders etc?

Or jewellery?

FROM: khezek.jasper@cdc.org

I never enchanted powders before but I can make exploding bullets.

I can put fire spells inside jewelry too. Thats real common where Im from.

FROM: sturmhond@cdc.org

I like the sound of exploding bullets.

[ Is anyone actually surprised though. ]

FROM: sturmhond@cdc.org

Say you used a necklace, or a ring. How long might the enchantment last and how would it be activated?

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action or handwave?

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FROM: havoc@cdc.org

Thanks for what you gave me before. It was helpful.

FROM: khezek.jasper@cdc.org

The flower circlet??

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FROM: lanfan@cdc.org

How many crystals would 300g make?

[She will so put up with non-sweet tea for this.]

FROM: khezek.jasper@cdc.org

Not many. Depends on how they form but I would say enough for 6 or 7 uses.

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["like a dragon..." Jasper, never let them say you're bad at advertisement again.]

FROM: hinata.shouyou@cdc.org
How much sugar do you need??

[ He's great at advertisment. ]

FROM: khezek.jasper@cdc.org

At least 200g but

Since it needs to dissolve in water the more the better.

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jasper you absolute nerd.

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[Worried Mom Mode is a go.]

FROM: branford.terra@cdc.org

Please dont give any of this fire candy to Dagger.

FROM: khezek.jasper@cdc.org

Dont worry Terra I wont.

[ Not unless he's ordered to, and even then he'll be grumpy and resistant about it. ]

FROM: khezek.jasper@cdc.org

Do you want any??

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FROM: hamada.tadashi@cdc.org

dude

FROM: hamada.tadashi@cdc.org

that is so cool

FROM: khezek.jasper@cdc.org

No its real hot. Its fire.

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