Winnifred Prismall (
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consignment2014-05-21 01:56 am
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TO: ALL | SUBJECT: DO NOT EAT THE MADU | Day 5 around like noon idk
FROM: prismall.winnifred@cdc.org
THERE IS A MADU OUTSIDE ROVER 24. DO. NOT. EAT. IT.
FROM: prismall.winnifred@cdc.org
IT IS MY PET. IF YOU EAT IT I'LL BE VERY UPSET. PLEASE DO NOT TRY TO EAT IT OR FEED IT TO ANYTHING. THANK YOU.
FROM: prismall.winnifred@cdc.org
THAT MEANS YOU, MISS SASHA.
[Sent roughly 2 minutes after the previous messages:]
FROM: prismall.winnifred@cdc.org
HOW DO I TURN THE ALL CAPITALIZATION OFF I FEEL LIKE I'M YELLING AND I DON'T LIKE IT. PLEASE HELP. I'M NOT ANGRY ENOUGH TO REQUIRE TEXT-YELLING.
THERE IS A MADU OUTSIDE ROVER 24. DO. NOT. EAT. IT.
FROM: prismall.winnifred@cdc.org
IT IS MY PET. IF YOU EAT IT I'LL BE VERY UPSET. PLEASE DO NOT TRY TO EAT IT OR FEED IT TO ANYTHING. THANK YOU.
FROM: prismall.winnifred@cdc.org
THAT MEANS YOU, MISS SASHA.
[Sent roughly 2 minutes after the previous messages:]
FROM: prismall.winnifred@cdc.org
HOW DO I TURN THE ALL CAPITALIZATION OFF I FEEL LIKE I'M YELLING AND I DON'T LIKE IT. PLEASE HELP. I'M NOT ANGRY ENOUGH TO REQUIRE TEXT-YELLING.

FROM: braus.sasha@cdc.org
WELL HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW!!!! IT LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE EVERY OTHER ONE MAYBE A LITEL FATTER
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SO BBECAUSE ITS FATTER IT WOULD FEED MORE HARDBOILED RIGHT
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... I thought you were yellin on purpose, but you just press the button again?
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I'M PUTTING A RIBBON ON ITS EARS. YOU CAN'T USE THAT EXCUSE AGAIN.
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AND NO THE CAPITALIZED LETTERS WAS NOT ON PURPOSE I'M SORRY IF YOU FELT I WAS YELLING AT YOU I'M REALLY NOT AS ANGRY AS MY ANGRY-LOOKING WORDS MAKE IT SEEM.
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Oh there we go, that's much better thank you.
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I hope it'sa big ribbon because its hard to see in all the snow! What color is it??
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Well, I'm glad youre not too mad because I was just looking for food for my friends in Blue.. their hathclings need to eat.
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I was looking for food for me too.
[You totally needed to know that.]
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It'll be green. I think that'll stand out enough.
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Yes, my hatchling was hungry too but I think I've managed to teach it that Princess Fluffybottom is off limits.
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Are you starving? Did you run out of food? I can offer some if it's bad enough you'd try to eat my pet.
[She's a bit...concerned for Sasha now.]
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I'll look for it next time hten! ARe you going to put the name on it? I still think you should change the name...
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Did you really teach yor hatchling something?? How?
[Respect for Winnie actually went up a notch here, she thought you were just kind of a batshit old(???) lady.]
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I'm really hungry all the tine and I have to feed all theses things... that would be great!
[Sasha, refusing food? This ain't an AU game.]
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don't worry if she tries ill kick her for you
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we do this to each ohter all the time
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Also thank you! I was so afraid someone would mistake the capitalization for actual anger.
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and no problem. Though people should understand caps =/= anger
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And yes, I hope so too, but I don't want to take that risk. [There's a lot of risks she is willing to take, though.]
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I hope you know you're going to have to clean up after him. I don't mind pets but if he starts chewing through wires, we're going to have a problem.
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What are we calling him?
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His name is Princess Fluffybottom. [You can almost feel the pride.]
Shortened to Princess or Fluffy. I think he recognizes both. It started as a placeholder name but then I got used to it.
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TO: prismall.winnifred@cdc.org
>Could you mark or label it in some way? Only it is quite difficult to find enough food, and I do not want to eat it accidentally.
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>Pray, why have you decided to keep one?
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> Because they are cute? I don't know. Do I need to have a good reason?
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FROM: levi@cdc.org
Did you get the capitals figured out yet
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You shouldn't be keeping those curs as pets they're going to shit up the place
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Yes, thank you!
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Language, Mr. Levi!
I'm keeping it outside so hopefully that won't be too much of a problem. Besides, he's not a cur! Princess Fluffybottom is very cute!
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If its a boy why is it called princess
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I thought he was a girl so I started calling it 'princess.' Then I found out it was a boy but the name stuck. I don't think he minds.
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You don't think he minds, do you??
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