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TO: ALL | SUBJECT: DO NOT EAT THE MADU | Day 5 around like noon idk

FROM: prismall.winnifred@cdc.org

THERE IS A MADU OUTSIDE ROVER 24. DO. NOT. EAT. IT.

FROM: prismall.winnifred@cdc.org

IT IS MY PET. IF YOU EAT IT I'LL BE VERY UPSET. PLEASE DO NOT TRY TO EAT IT OR FEED IT TO ANYTHING. THANK YOU.

FROM: prismall.winnifred@cdc.org

THAT MEANS YOU, MISS SASHA.

[Sent roughly 2 minutes after the previous messages:]

FROM: prismall.winnifred@cdc.org

HOW DO I TURN THE ALL CAPITALIZATION OFF I FEEL LIKE I'M YELLING AND I DON'T LIKE IT. PLEASE HELP. I'M NOT ANGRY ENOUGH TO REQUIRE TEXT-YELLING.

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WELL HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW!!!! IT LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE EVERY OTHER ONE MAYBE A LITEL FATTER

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SO BBECAUSE ITS FATTER IT WOULD FEED MORE HARDBOILED RIGHT

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... I thought you were yellin on purpose, but you just press the button again?

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I'M PUTTING A RIBBON ON ITS EARS. YOU CAN'T USE THAT EXCUSE AGAIN.

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AND NO THE CAPITALIZED LETTERS WAS NOT ON PURPOSE I'M SORRY IF YOU FELT I WAS YELLING AT YOU I'M REALLY NOT AS ANGRY AS MY ANGRY-LOOKING WORDS MAKE IT SEEM.

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Oh there we go, that's much better thank you.

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I hope it'sa big ribbon because its hard to see in all the snow! What color is it??

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Well, I'm glad youre not too mad because I was just looking for food for my friends in Blue.. their hathclings need to eat.

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I was looking for food for me too.

[You totally needed to know that.]

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It'll be green. I think that'll stand out enough.

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Yes, my hatchling was hungry too but I think I've managed to teach it that Princess Fluffybottom is off limits.

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Are you starving? Did you run out of food? I can offer some if it's bad enough you'd try to eat my pet.

[She's a bit...concerned for Sasha now.]

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I'll look for it next time hten! ARe you going to put the name on it? I still think you should change the name...

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Did you really teach yor hatchling something?? How?

[Respect for Winnie actually went up a notch here, she thought you were just kind of a batshit old(???) lady.]

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I'm really hungry all the tine and I have to feed all theses things... that would be great!

[Sasha, refusing food? This ain't an AU game.]

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FROM: springer.connie@cdc.org

don't worry if she tries ill kick her for you

My hero. But that seems a bit extreme!

well she almost broke my arm during training once so its okay
we do this to each ohter all the time

Oh goodness. Are you alright now? This wasn't recently, was it?

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FROM: blanchet.sidel@cdc.org

you brought a madu as a pet? Are you srs

also there should be a key that you toggle somewhere on the bottom corners

Why would I be joking? They're cute! And very warm if you cuddle with them.

Also thank you! I was so afraid someone would mistake the capitalization for actual anger.

have you ever had a pet before? Just wondering

and no problem. Though people should understand caps =/= anger

I had a lapdog when I was little. A sleepy old thing. Why?

And yes, I hope so too, but I don't want to take that risk. [There's a lot of risks she is willing to take, though.]

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FROM: aran.samus@cdc.org

I hope you know you're going to have to clean up after him. I don't mind pets but if he starts chewing through wires, we're going to have a problem.

Don't worry I'll be careful! I'll keep him outside mostly so he won't get the chance. Chewing wires might hurt both him and us, after all.

Most wires he can get to are going to end up causing more grief for us than for him if they're chewed through. But I digress. Mr. Stark can probably fix up any damage he does.

What are we calling him?

Poor Mr. Stark. I hope Arya and I don't cause too much work for you and him and Miss Tali.

His name is Princess Fluffybottom. [You can almost feel the pride.]

Shortened to Princess or Fluffy. I think he recognizes both. It started as a placeholder name but then I got used to it.

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FROM: temeraire@cdc.org
TO: prismall.winnifred@cdc.org

>Could you mark or label it in some way? Only it is quite difficult to find enough food, and I do not want to eat it accidentally.

Of course! He'll have a bright green ribbon around one ear, you can't miss it. Thank you for being so understanding.

>That should be quite sufficient, and I shall try not to eat him accidentally, though if I knock him about in trying to get another, I apologize in advance.

>Pray, why have you decided to keep one?

>I appreciate the honesty, and the apology. I'll forgive you in advance. I have no doubt he'll see a lot of danger but I hope he'll live a comparatively long life...

> Because they are cute? I don't know. Do I need to have a good reason?

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Did you get the capitals figured out yet

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You shouldn't be keeping those curs as pets they're going to shit up the place

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Yes, thank you!

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Language, Mr. Levi!

I'm keeping it outside so hopefully that won't be too much of a problem. Besides, he's not a cur! Princess Fluffybottom is very cute!

[ did she just scold him for his language? she did. ]

If its a boy why is it called princess

[She totally did. It's very ungentlemanly language. You should be ashamed of yourself, Levi.]

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I thought he was a girl so I started calling it 'princess.' Then I found out it was a boy but the name stuck. I don't think he minds.

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You don't think he minds, do you??

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