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consignment2015-05-26 03:08 pm
hypertoxic) wrote in consignment2015-05-26 03:08 pm
DAY 127 | HOUR 70:00
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
So! I don't know how many of you mostly humanoids don't need sleep or are just plain nocturnal like me. Meaning I don't know how many of you have 8een noticing what's going on!
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
I mean, if you ask me, it's pretty fucking hard to miss. 8ut I never know with you people! So I thought I would lay it out nice and clear for some of our slower recruits. You're welcome!
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Anyway. Creepy shit is happening! You hardly need me to tell you that. 8ut let's get a little specific!
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Let's ignore the mystery religious 8ullshit channel that you can't change, the 8izarro static sky, and the creepy dark mist for a second.
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
We'll even ignore the disgusting creatures lurking around underground.
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
(8ut on that topic, don't pop the 8ig ones. Or you will end up covered with gross slime you can't get out of your hair for hours! D::::)
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
What I want to focus on is whatever the hell is crawling out of the televisions.
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
I know what I saw. 8ut when I tried to get a 8etter look, it was gone. This can't just 8e me!
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Does anyone else feel like we got dropped into some shitty 8-grade horror flick?
So! I don't know how many of you mostly humanoids don't need sleep or are just plain nocturnal like me. Meaning I don't know how many of you have 8een noticing what's going on!
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
I mean, if you ask me, it's pretty fucking hard to miss. 8ut I never know with you people! So I thought I would lay it out nice and clear for some of our slower recruits. You're welcome!
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Anyway. Creepy shit is happening! You hardly need me to tell you that. 8ut let's get a little specific!
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Let's ignore the mystery religious 8ullshit channel that you can't change, the 8izarro static sky, and the creepy dark mist for a second.
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
We'll even ignore the disgusting creatures lurking around underground.
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
(8ut on that topic, don't pop the 8ig ones. Or you will end up covered with gross slime you can't get out of your hair for hours! D::::)
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
What I want to focus on is whatever the hell is crawling out of the televisions.
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
I know what I saw. 8ut when I tried to get a 8etter look, it was gone. This can't just 8e me!
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Does anyone else feel like we got dropped into some shitty 8-grade horror flick?
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It's not a shitty horror movie until there are jump scares all over the place. This isn't quite there yet.
FROM: farrow.ryan@cdc.org
Have you tried saying hi?
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::::/ That's a good point! So I guess it's just a mediocre horror movie?
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Oh, sure! I also gave it a hug and a 8ouquet! Jackass. You haven't seen one, have you?
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That was a serious question. :(
FROM: farrow.ryan@cdc.org
Not that I recommend giving unfamiliar things hugs, but you usually find that places have hauntings and other weird shit for a reason. Sometimes phenomena are attempts to get attention.
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wha at//
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FROM: sawada.tsunayoshi@cdc.org
the tvv????
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Figures you wouldn't have noticed anything out of the ordinary.
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Don't worry a8out it, Tsuna. I'm sure it's nothing.
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ijust didnt know it was coming from the tvs???/
my things are always moving that isn't nothing!!!!!!!!
and everyone else looks asleep
except the ones that are walking around sometimes? i think???
FROM: sawada.tsunayoshi@cdc.org
i don't know anymroe!!!!!
whywould thingsv move like that
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FROM: ratchet@cdc.org
i'm pretty sure i've seen b movies with better special effects the this
FROM: ratchet@cdc.org
haven't seen anything like that though...but....to be honest ive been avoiding spending too much time around the tvs. they give me the creeps
FROM: ratchet@cdc.org
maybe it's the guy giving the sermons
FROM: ratchet@cdc.org
he's coming for you, vriska
FROM: ratchet@cdc.org
he's gonna whisper religion in your ear when you're not looking
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I mean, I'll give them points for interactivity, 8ut most of the shit that's 8een going on has 8een pretty cheesy.
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
D:::: 8luh! Talk a8out my worst nightmare. How can you say such horrifying things to a girl, Ratchet? I thought you were a nice guy!
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FROM: ratchet@cdc.org
just preparing you for the worst! now no matter what it turns out to be, you'll be like 'well at least it wasn't THAT'
FROM: ratchet@cdc.org
what do you think though? anything we should be seriously worried about? weird shit like this is not something I'm used to
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do you need shampoo
FROM: quinn.alice@cdc.org
better question: does the girl from the ring need shampoo since she's apparently in our cable network
FROM: quinn.alice@cdc.org
i thought i'd been dreaming. passed out with the preacher on. when i panicked and woke up it was just him again
FROM: quinn.alice@cdc.org
whatever it was isn't obviously hostile if it hasn't eaten anyone yet but i wouldn't call it friendly. wonder if we could keep a better eye on it as a group
FROM: quinn.alice@cdc.org
something around here has to have coffee
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Lol, no. I had help. Are you saying you found shampoo?
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Who knows! 8ut it was definitely a person, right? It looked human-shaped. I think it pro8a8ly IS hostile, 8ut just biding its time. Why? More mysteries!
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
8ut that is not a 8ad idea, setting up a watch for it. Not that I need the help, 8ut more eyes couldn't hurt!
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
::::/ You need to sleep? Lame.
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it was charity from our last landing site. used shampoo. come on you're missing out
FROM: quinn.alice@cdc.org
mannequins are person-shaped too. be interested to see if it had the same shape around non-humanoids. could let us know better what we're dealing with if it can shift.
FROM: quinn.alice@cdc.org
sleep is lame, isn't it? not keen on doing it around these guys either. but you probably don't want to stare at a tv 24/7 anyway
FROM: quinn.alice@cdc.org
so maybe we could take shifts?
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Maybe you were sitting too close!!
FROM: eraclea.dio@cdc.org
Bad for the eyes, bad for the eyes (*ﾟ◯ﾟ*) ༼⁰o⁰；༽
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FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Like I was actually watching that gar8age!
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
I just happened to 8e passing near a television that was on.
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Are you s u r e ?
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pot... kettle...
what? hypocrisy??? how dare, she is innocent
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Yeah I saw them.
[And they were creepy as hell. He may or may not have shrieked after seeing one.]
FROM: iwaizumi.hajime@cdc.org
I checked out the television after it disappeared but couldn't find anything. You have any idea what it is?
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Gr8! There are more of us. Not that I was worried or anything!
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Anyway, no. I don't actually think it's a ghost or something like that. 8ut I don't have any solid guesses, either! I'd need to get a 8etter look at it.
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I think it's at least a 9-Grade
FROM: skywalker.luke@cdc.org
why did you "pop" them? HOW did you??
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I'm not sure if you're making fun of me or if I should correct what seems like an o8vious misperception. I can never tell with you!
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
::::) I have my ways! And I popped them 8ecause they attacked me, duh.
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You people? That sounds speciesist.
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Oh my god, Garrus.
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
Alright, fine! Educ8 me. How would YOU put it?
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It sounds like we should probably destroy the televisions.
[ The last thing Sharon wants is Sadako to crawl out of her TV, just saying. ]
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Really? That's kind of reckless! What happens if you make the ghosts angrier???? ::::O
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What did it look like?
[ The thing coming out of the tv.
Also, hi Vriska. ]
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But here he is. If they're going to talk about it, they'll get to it at some point. In the meantime: ]
FROM: serket.vriska@cdc.org
It was vaguely humanoid in shape, but I couldn't see it for long enough to catch any defined features. Spooky!
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