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FROM: [email protected]
TO: ALL
SENT: DAY 5 | HOUR 12:00

Rover 031, Big Boss and I made you some lunch. We're not cooking it for you, but come get the meat for your own rabbit-mouse bbq. Also feeds new house cats.

You're welcome.

FROM: [email protected]
TO: [email protected]
SENT: DAY 5 | HOUR 12:03

Verdict says madu better than land-shark. Probably would be improved with ketchup, though.

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You actually ate one of those things?

So I guess I'll see you around if you don't die of the plague.

I'd like to remind you that you've eaten mutant shark.

It was good, btw. Like rabbit stew.

Sharks aren't usually infested with mites. I'm sure mutant sharks apply to the same logic.

Don't knock a substantial source of omega-3's.

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FROM: [email protected] We'll take shark, please.

FROM: [email protected]

Have fun fishing. Try not to lose a limb.

FROM: [email protected] I need to learn how to read messages in this strange board.

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No dumbass we can make a giant bonfire and charge them for it. Walking fire bomb, hello?

And they'll pay with what currency?

Food. Booze. Get creative, I thought you were the smart one of us.

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action;

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This is why you're the favorite.

You mean it's not my gorgeous looks or my great rack? I'm shocked.

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A lot better! I'm kinda mad they made us eat that nasty fish before now.

Edited 2014-05-24 03:44 (UTC)

It's at least a step above MREs.

MRE?

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FROM: [email protected]

Uh. Thanks? My part can go to the pets.

I'm sure Ringo and Sitka will be very grateful.

I hope they will be. Why was one of them named "apple"?

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Do not.

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Topher you are an emoji artist bless.

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FROM: [email protected]

so no exploding diarrhea with the oversized hamsters?

[ wow gross, raliegh ]

FROM: [email protected]

None as of yet reported.

ew ur own face

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hdu get out

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FROM: [email protected]

What's ketchup?

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A magical sauce that makes the worst things edible. The recruiter should've waited until I had some in hand before porting me up here.

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