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SUBJECT: Patch Notes Final (I.O.M. only) STATUS: DELIVERED
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  RECEIPIENT: $xe54 | $KRF2

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Please find attached the final version of the latest patch.

Transferred physics properties to new render matrix.
Updated barter system (sim-facing side v. 7hh, dev side v. 8.1.1N-k)
Updated the amount of objects that could catch on fire.
Fixed an issue with latency caused by smoke particles from fire.
Fixed an issue that could cause users to catch on fire and not be able to be put out.
Fixed an issue where invisible collisions could be hit in the Core.
Removed a violation to the Geneva Convention.
Removed all settings on wireless ovens.
[Life:TRUE] status no longer gives users lemons without prompting, it is now required to purchase the lemons needed to create lemonade.
Death penalty has been updated to stack correctly. In addition, users given commemorative tombstones to celebrate their successful deaths. Congratulations!
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wait we can light more stuff on fire
how much i wanna see

aren't you supposed to stop people from lighting things on fire?

im a cop its okay

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yes and we should all do this immediately

wait for me to watch over im a cop
ill make sure the fires dont burn anything too much

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spidersgeorg - 2021-06-26 18:20 (UTC) - Expand

Friendly reminder to the less tech-savvy here: patches mean this place is being updated, IN PREPARATION for something coming up.

Better start stocking up on fire extinguishers.

[God he's so tired all of a sudden.]

wait we DONT want fires

sez u killjoy mcgee if i cant go 2 this years burning man im bringing it 2 me u dig

I'm a particularly unique kind of flammable so I'd really rather not be set on fire. Go have your fetish festival somewhere else.

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ja, i'll need those
my kid's already looking to set things on fire

Thanks for that, captain obvious.

If you can read the patch notes then you're not my intended audience, dipshit.

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breakaleginhalf - 2021-06-30 00:40 (UTC) - Expand

I really didn't need tombstones to remember my deaths by...

why does one of yours say
"not gil ryanson"
????

[ ... guess she should ask Gil. ]

I'm sorry, fucking

w h a t

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...wait, what death penalty? What the fuck is going on here?!

More than likely, all the ovens are going to explode, we will all catch on fire, be horrendously burnt, die, and then brought back to life.

[He's a little bitter about the whole simulation thing, sorry.]

...oh that's all? Sounds like a regular Thursday mornin' to me. [She's just as bitter. And even more sarcastic than that.]

Edited 2021-06-24 04:42 (UTC)

Wait a second. Respawn? People actually die in here?!

Really? You want them to make life worse for us?

stay safe, rich
i think now would be a good time to buy a fire extinguisher

A lot of death issues too, apparently.

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/someone doesn't know they can die in here yet.... Bahaha.

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