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GREETINGS ONE AND ALL!!

Have you ever stood on a windy hill, staring in horror while countless missiles rained down in front of you?

If the answer is yes, I may have stepped on your memory flower. It was cast aside by a post box on 6th Ave. I don't know who it belongs to because "Past You" didn't look in the mirror. Would you like to have it back? PLEASE TAKE IT I DON'T WANT IT

Also consider this a Friendly Public Reminder: DON'T TOUCH THE THORNY FLOWERS. They take your secrets and pass them on to the next guy. Like Google, but way better smelling.

Anyway please message me at $$$MEATSLACKS$$$ to retrieve your alarming recollections. Thank you and goodnight.

- Jahkkoh Warghnair

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i thought the thorns show people memories not secrets

[What do you mean a vast majority of people prefer to keep their worst memories secret? Sounds fake.]

sometimes memories are secrets

Sometimes they write sins, not tragedies

Are you implying in your entire life there is not a single moment you would rather keep to yourself?

[Kabane frowns at his holographic screen as he squints his way through Jahkkoh's text. The first line makes enough sense. The second, a little less so, but it seems thematically related. The third is something he's never actually thought about before.

As he sits there frowning, exactly one moment flashes through his mind: the night he learned he wasn't human.]

no

even i have things i do not want every one to know

[obviously kabane has not spent enough time panicking at the disco]

good i was worried for a second

I might be an open book myself but there's a few pages I'd need to rip out

I take it you haven't watched a barrage of missiles descend from the sky then?

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you might have to be a little more specific than that.

[ Considering the kinds of people he's met around here, something like this could belong to anyone. At least he thinks that might be the case right then. Patty? Killua? It's hard to say, but they both seem like people who have seen some shit among others. ]

[what makes this person "loveless?" What a terrible way to live your life.]

well for one thing i had a gut feeling i was very tall and handsome. the kind where i could take it for granted.

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[ A person forever cursed by bad Broadway. That's what. But.

....

Well, that maybe narrows it down some. Or at least it would if he knew more people around here. ]

maybe a little less about what you thought you looked like and more what else was going on? what'd the place look like?

[ At least... before. Yeah. ]

[Oof, bad Broadway, say no more. Lament in peace, you've earned your right to be miserable.]

Well I didn't want to go too specific in case it was top secret

but anyway the missiles were coming down on a village. A real quiet one too, no one was running out screaming about their homes being bombed? Maybe it was evacuated? But whoever it was felt pretty bummed about the whole thing watching it so i have no clue

https://youtu.be/Y1UiD2sxoWo?t=139

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HEEEERE COME THE MEN IN BLACK (men in blaaaack)

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just quickly sliding in some cw: military cover up, genocide, murder

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that icon is killing me

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8D not sorry

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What's meats lacks?

[oh my god]

Meat Slacks

because I always carry baloney in mine

[Does this explain anything to a blue-milk drinking space monk...]

[ It certainly does not. ]

I don't know what any of that means.

[takes him back to preschool I guess]

you've never heard of meat before?

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Was the horror more "oh no this is terrible and wrong" or "ouch, that's going to leave a mark" flavour?

Decidedly the former.

Why, were you the guy dropping the missiles?? FOR SHAME

In that case no, not mine.

And— yes, probably? Shame's for the losing team.

shame's for people with enough braincells left to feel it

i'm guessing you're running on two? one for each trigger finger and none for the rest of you

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missiles or golden glowy arrows

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missiles? They were missile shaped and they were coming off helicopters

Why would they be glowing arrows? Are they on fire?

not me

not telling, not on fire

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[Ah fuck.]

might have fallen into a patch of those right outside of Qubit House. If anyone gets to remember dying horribly at the hands of someone really hot, odds are pretty high it's mine.

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how hot are we talking?

Margot Robbie? Lucy Liu? RIHANNA????????????

Serena Williams with vitiligo for the Heroine, and Iranian Tyler Hoechlin for the Hero.

Not gonna lie, it's mostly gonna be him.

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Someone might have wanted to keep that private.

Well I left out key details for that purpose

what else should I have done?? burned the flower and risk the ashes polluting the air with deep dark secrets? tied it up with chains and dropped it in the Bay River??????

Is it really polluting if we are in a simulation?

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if kaneki says yes it'll inevitably be something stupid, pls feel free to decline

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i absolutely live for stupid

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WELL THEN /cracks knuckles

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