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Alva Sweater dad. Knows too much about genital warts and shares too easily. Family.	Val Organ bag. Needs babysitting 24/7.	Miray Baby factory. No.
Daisy Need a flower that rhymes with Daisy...	French Not Alva Seems weird.	Levi Giant cannibal fighter. Gave cleaning tips.
Jack Sorry about your life.	Librarian Sometimes a baby??	Small Loud Shut. Up.
Bomb Girl Thanks for the book, good luck with the bombs.	Jensen Why would you solder sunglasses to your face? Otherwise ok.	Champion Wizard Magic fire, hell yes.
Something about eggs? Don't touch Val or any of his 12 livers. Nice cats.	Tall Stark Not my buddy.	Dutch Don't know yet. Watch.
Sour Marshmallow Idiot.	Garrus Vakarian HERO SNIPER ALIEN HOLY SHIIITTT	Gramps Fancy talking politician. Seems good to his family.
Scruffy Probably needs a vacation. Sorry for barfing.	Capt. Marshmallow Also probably needs a vacation. Can't decide if he wants to be a carebear or a douchecanoe.	Short Tony Please make less noise all together.
Lunch Lady Might be crazy, but probably not.	Fish Neglector Feed your fucking fish, asshole.	Miller Good teacher. Dad would've liked him.
Sim Room Police Kind of a dick, kind of okay.	Ahab Reminds me of Dad.	Robin Smart kid. Very smart, more than a lot of adults.
Adrien The good doctor, long live his rage.	Isha The angry one.	German Santa If Santa was an action film star.
Scientist Researches people. Keep away from medical records, keep away from Val. Also, just fucking weird.	Cassie Badass. Hair needs more purple.	Nick Loser with a good heart and a lame beard.
Alva's Roommate Please calm down.	Sideswipe Gay robot surrounded by other murderer robots??	Chatty book guy Almost dying a lot isn't fun, glad we got that covered.
Chatty fast guy Basically, everything blows.
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