"I'm a little surprised Donny Bonespurs hasn't pulled the Insurrection Act trigger by now."

Nah...not near enough to the election. It'll have to be so close to the actual date, we'll HAVE to cancel elections.

Maybe he can not-lose-cartilage from his other ear.

"That's why the third item is a wildcard."

Actually, it looks like the "wildcard" is the starlight peppermint. About 5 cents apiece in bulk. So...dessert with your meal!

And btw...did the piece of broccoli fall apart, or is that a dead bug, on the house?

"You can't have Greenland. You haven't even finished your Venezuela yet."

Okay, but if I'm in the joke room, I switch the order:

"You can't have your Venezuela until you've finished off all the Greenlands on your plate!"

"That's not what I've observed."

To be fair, your observational skill sucks.

You also have a long habit of avoiding watching videos which disprove your point.

" if an ICE agent confronts me, what, exactly do they want to see for identification, if Real ID is not valid?"

Your MAGA hat.

"It spent too much time "interfacing" with GROK."

And Alexa found out.

"They just shot two gang members in Seattle."

Alleged, or proven?

Let's not forget these are the folks who called Renee Good a "terrorist" before her body was removed from the car.

"A Waymo self-driving car has accidentally ended up on the tracks of a light-rail line in the city of Phoenix, Arizona."

A suicidal self-driving car?

Well, it had been acting depressed the last few days.

Down in the pumps.

"Most of those voters voted to get the VIOLENT CRIMINALS out."

Bingo.

We were promised gang members and criminals, the worst of the worst.

Instead, we got pastors, day laborers, and abuelas.

When will they start going after gang members?

"Trump says he could impose tariffs on countries that oppose his goal of acquiring Greenland"

Any Trumpers want to chime in on who pays tariffs???

"More riddles "

Yeah, I had a feeling you couldn't/wouldn't address the salient issue.

"with 19% rating the Democrats favorably "

"unaccompanied migrant children who went missing during the Biden Admin "

Again, since Trump separated families, were these folks let in by Biden, or let in by Trump, and therefore blamed on Biden?

"the Biden Administration lost track of hundreds of thousands of unaccompanied migrant children"

"Put the blame where it belongs. The people who encouraged illegals to cross the border"

Exactly! Those Nazarians should NEVER have been allowed into Bethlehem! Joey, Maria, and "Hey-suuse" should be DEPORTED!

Which of you fellow Phillistines are with me?!?

" China's trade surplus surges 20%"

So ... it turns out my monetary bet Trump would be bad for the US but great for China turned out correct.

Way to go, Stinky!

" all illegal immigrants from Venezuela who entered the country under the Biden administration, the Department of Homeland Security announced Thursday."

I won't believe it until it's proven.

This is the same administration who said Renee Good was a "terrorist" before her lifeless body was out of the car.

They'll tell whatever lie they believe is most convenient.

"They practice Islam which degrades woman and do not tolerate LBGT behavior"

And that's the REPUBLICAN's territory!

" because AI is going to create a world of abundance"

That's the same hooey we got about computers.

Instead, we got an equation which requires both spouses to work.

"Now, it's still entirely possible that he didn't follow appropriate protocol. "

Which part?

The standing in front of a vehicle part, the drawing of a gun when you have a cellphone in the other hand part, the gratuitous shots to the head after he was out of any danger part, or the "f-king -----" comment after he killed her part?

"I like how you think you are uniquely qualified to determine what is a legal hearing and e what is a circus."

When Clinton is called, but Trump is ignored, that's a circus.

When the President tells his AG to prosecute Democrats, THAT's a circus.

And when the DOJ refuses to investigate a cop with a gun in one hand and his cellphone in the other, and instead wants to investigate the widow...THAT'S A CIRCUS.

And you're the clown with the big red nose, trying to distract while the elephant in the center ring takes a gigantic krappp.

" Adams defended his remarks as hyperbole, and later said getting "canceled" had improved his life"

Riiiiiiight.

As if losing your main income stream is a GOOD thing in life.

"You absolutely will not address the obvious comparison between Navarro/Bannon and the Clinton's"

That's because you want to pretend both are the same. Only one pair was trying to avoid a legal hearing. The other is avoiding a purposeful circus.

Here's a good question to hold you to:

Do you insist Trump testify as well, and will you defend Clinton's refusal if Trump refuses???

" Is it breaking the law to call into question and challenge the outcome of an election?"

No. But it's breaking the law to certify you're the duly elected electors, when you're not. And it's breaking the law if Mike Pence illegally throws out the valid results of the election, or if you try to illegally influence him to overthrow the election. And it's breaking the law if the GA SoS "finds" 11,781 votes which didn't exist. It's also against the law to TELL the GA SoS to find 11,781 votes which don't exist.

NONE of which you've condemned, by the way.

"Is it breaking the law to call into question and challenge the outcome of an election?"

You're equating the garden variety challenges with folks who knew they lost, and didn't care.

BANNON knew they lost, and he championed the J6 insurrection.

Does his water smell the worst??? That's my guess.