http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/stp/1704177115.html"We are four members of a small silicon valley startup forming a ragtag team of underdogs. Included in our crew are a genius who's lack of social skills make him almost useless, a tomboy girl whose romantic entanglements cause complications, a black man, and a jock who has no purpose but often makes wise-ass remarks. Our coach and angel investor is a former star who suffered great and mysterious personal tragedy which he rarely discusses. Now he drinks and hopes that we take first place in the startup competition!
"Nemesis must be tall and intimidating muscular blonds, have identical uniforms of some kind and be proficient in scowling. Ivy league or equivalent background and intimidating amounts of corporate funding required. Eastern European origins and thick accent a plus. Headbands recommended. Your coach must believe in winning at all costs. All must have questionable ethical standards but one team member, who will apologize in the end.
"Everything will be decided in one final startup competition, whose early stages will be surmised with a montage of "You're the Best Around" by Joe Esposito and will end in a final match between you and us. We will be the underdogs, with little chance of success. We will be told that we don't have to do this. Your leader will cheat in the finals, but we will reflect on our training to find perseverance or wisdom which leads us to victory.
"Nemesis must bring own theme music and bad hair cuts, they will not be provided."