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HI HI HI!!!!!!!!!

so this has been rly fun and all but im getting bored af

these numbers are going up and down like crazy, so i wanna know!!!!!! what was the thing that made yours drop the most??🤯🤯🤯 And by how much???

basically if it's sixty points per orphan you rescue from a burning building, i wanna know how many kiddies i gotta fish out of the fire before i get to leave lmfao

we all wanna know the same thing right so let's put our brains together!! and our bodies too!! can't hurt

xoxoxo

((if your character has met/interacted with Jill and would recognize this mess go ahead and yell at her, but please don't call out Toko just yet! thank you))

snarkattack

Hey, I don’t know who is responsible for assigning numbers here but THIS?

[The video feed turns into a blurry purple blob, then refocuses onto the back of a purple, clawed hand. The number written on it is clear to see. 194]

What the HELL?

[It switches back to her face, which, for the record, is some kind or purple dinosaur monster, currently sporting some demon horns. Although the camera is held awfully close so it's hard to see anything besides shaggy hair and sharp teeth,]

Some of you are walking around with 800s and 900s and I’m back at one-ninety?? What are you all, murderers?

[Maybe don’t answer that.]

Anyway. Seeing that I'm such a better person than all of you, and since I have some time to kill, I had an idea:

⋆ ˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆SUSIE’S COOL ADVICE CORNER ⋆ ˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆

Give me your questions. Get advice. After all of this self-improvement, we'll be out of here by morning.

vadarta

A lot of you seem to be familiar with communicating only in text, yes? You're the ones I'm addressing, the rest of you will likely be fairly useless. No offense intended, of course.

So, here's what I'd like to know: what is the etiquette? I find it nearly intolerable not to read body language in conversation, so I can only think there are levels I'm missing. What are they? I've got all day, lay them out for me.

This is Vanadi de Vadarta, by the way. Should I have said that up front? Introduced myself, as if it were a letter to a stranger? Well, there it is now.

[ ... oh god how does he end this?? ]

Bye.

testgasm

[Having more-or-less adjusted to his new limbs (how nice, limbs, especially metal ones that don't squish), Wheatley finds himself a little smug, even if he's not entirely coordinated or entirely comfortable with this situation. He will pretend to be, and that’s what matters.

Here’s one for all the people who kicked him or shook him or picked him up without his permission when he was an orb. He’s still an orb, but now the orb is on top of a metal body, with arms and legs and everything.]

Check me out!

[He doesn’t seem to be an holding e2-issued phone, or anything really, because he’s waving into what seems to be a mirror in one of the vacation car spas—the logical conclusion is that he is recording and broadcasting this with whatever kind of camera lives in his eye-face.]

Pretty nice, right? Got a little notification on the network program, up here, thought I’d give it a little look-see, and bam! Arms and legs! So, that’s neat. Certainly thoughtful of whoever runs this place. I suppose there's some—some appeal. Thumbs.

[Look he’s doing it he’s giving a double thumbs-up.]

Anyway, thought I should publicize this new development. For all the, uh. For everyone who carried me everywhere, thanks very much, and— [This part sounds a little malicious.] —also for everyone who thought it was a good idea to kick me, or drop me, or knock me around. No more of that. Putting my foot down. I have those, now, I can do that.

I suppose, if it's necessary, I could still—I can explain robots to whoever still needs that explained to them, though honestly if you haven't caught on by now I'm not sure there's hope for you.

[Cough.]

Right, that's all! Just wanted to pop in with that update. Thumbs. And, also. Legs. Walking. Love it. Very cool.

lighthearted

[ Sora's got no idea what's going on, how he's here, who the clownductor is, or... anything else, really, but he does somehow still have his Gummiphone. This is a long shot, he knows it is, but he still has to try.

The first thing that comes through is a selfie of him against the backdrop of the dinosaur car. Thankfully, there don't seem to be any velociraptors in the background ready to jump scare him. ]

Hey, can anyone see this message? Riku? Kairi? Donald and Goofy?

[ "The railroad of self-improvement," the message said. The number on the palm of his hand has to go down to zero. Will that allow him to return again? To exist, again? (Is that why the train is called the 'Existential Express'?) ]

This isn't like any train I've ever seen. There's dinosaurs here! Wish you guys could see it too.

Maybe this is a Reaper's Game. Maybe I can find Neku!

[ Now he's just kind of live-blogging, not aware that anyone's getting these messages. Technology? Not his strong suit. ]

horatagara

well, looks like I'm late to the party. anyone care to fill me in on what I missed? because "regular train cars will now resume" certainly implies the existence of non-regular train cars.

better yet, if you could just tell me how to get off on the next stop without bothering with these numbers, that would be wonderful. believe me, the last train I caught was eventful enough to last me a lifetime.

himbomb

do ya think they call it gruel cause it rhymes with "cruel???"

bc that's what bein forced 2 slurp up this shit is

or maybe it's the sound ur supposed to make when u eventually hack it up later, idfk

strawdolls

[ What's a girl to do when they come down with a mysterious illness and none of the nurses will let them leave the clinic until a cure is found? What all teenagers do - get on their phones. Unfortunately, she's become tired of knockoff c*ndy cr*sh and there isn't much other entertainment to be had on these devices 😞 ]

Bored.

There's no tiktok or instagram on this. Not even youtube.

Tell me something funny. Entertain me. If you have an embarrassing story, gimme the details.

[ And should your character ignore this very pointless message ... ]

Don't ignore this or I'll come find you 🔪

[ She might be making vague threats but please still be her friend.

If your character is also sick or helping out at the clinic, feel free to tag with action! Nobara will be at the beginning stages of the illness where she'll be feeling quite fatigued, hungry and irritable (more than ... usual). She's also feeling some of that numbness in her fingers and toes, that will gradually progress to pain and delirium. ]

unrepentant

Hi. Could someone here kill me but just temporarily?
Thank you.

EDIT:
Yes this is a serious question.

fluxing

_{[ This new car has it all. Denizens that don’t make sense, mysterious mines, spooky graveyards, ailment and sickness in the air, dead people, etc. One thing it does has though is alcohol and Jack, the bartender and alcoholic, has been consuming as much as he can handle. Those who have met him might have seen a chipper and flirtatious individual who tries to appear optimistic despite the circumstances, but unfortunately, some of his truer colors surface in this message. Truth of the matter, he’s scared and kind of lonely. ]}

guys, gals, non-binary pals!!! we did it this is it! the car of death ☠️ and scary misery!
best of all?? BEST OF ALL there is no objective!! notice that?? wow wow are we seriously fucked or whaaaaat! something else weird.. my glowy number went down.. lol is that a countdown to my death???
so here’s what im thinking
i just want one ☝️ last fuck before all this is over with
or several
AAAAANY TAKERS

im hot im charming and the best part!! here it comes
im like a drug, babey.. this place got u scared? don’t u worry booboo
daddy jack will take care of u 💋
give u some of that empath juice and help u find u destined path to zen town
itll make u feel good!! less worried and less scared which UNFORTUNATELY i can’t do on myself
no empathy masturbation here 🛑

oh yea just use me and throw me awaaayay
i wanna be a good person before this is over with 😌

oomfies

heyyy everyone! I figured I'd jump in on the introduction train (yikes, no pun intended!).

I'm Lottie Person! ✨ I'm from a little place called Los Angeles, California. I'm an influencer, so that means I do basically lots of business and fashion stuff, like modeling, AMA's, brand collaborations, for my fanbase to enjoy every single day. The grind never stops, am I right?

Anyway, I'm sure we all took that survey that was sent out, right? Well, my life story is relevant because the Clownductor gave me a super special assignment to mentor someone.

..Soo, interested in all my secrets?

Desperate to know how to successfully run a business?

Dying to find out my contact at Nike for future collabs?

Want your ass to look fat in photos? 😛

HMU!

XOXO
𝓵𝓸𝓽𝓽𝓲𝓮 𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓼𝓸𝓷 💋

7edacted

Hello travelers – is that a good name to refer to us all by? Voyagers?

[The woman on screen clears her throat.] My name is Lucretia and I’ve had about a week to think about this and, well, I see no reason to be coy with my history. Not if it can help us get out of here.

[~~And she’s an expert of redacting exactly what she wants out of a story ahem.~~]

The fact that multiple realities exist shouldn’t be surprising information to anyone here by now. To make a long story short, I have once before been trapped in a cycle of travelling between them. I once spent a year on a planet of dogs. Similarly, but separately, I have been subject to a maze devised by a lich, where each room demanded something to be completed to move on.

[Silence as she lets that information settle.]

Needless to say, this is all a little bit reminiscent.

Now, I won’t say that any of this is linked to what is happening now, nor do I have any answers, but I know I am not the only person here experienced with strange circumstances. [Vidal.] So if anyone has any further insights, now is not the time to keep your cards close to your chest. Anything that can get us closer to understanding what is going on is an invaluable resource right now.

[There’s another long pause,]

Uh. That is all. Please converse.

testgasm

( you KICK wheatley!? )

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"The names of the stations begin to take on meaning and my heart trembles. The train stamps and stamps onward. I stand at the window and hold on to the frame."

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