eaglest

I don't want to go to work today.
Let me count the ways.
Every last one of them.

As far as my work is concerned, I had a bad case of diarrhea yesterday. I'm sorry, but I had to take a fucking sanity day and call out. This shit fucking sucks.

I have 8 hours of utter hell today.

Eight full hours of angry people coming up to the service desk without appointments and bitching at me about the appointment system because it's all my fucking fault, and I'm a dumb ass.

Eight full hours of hoping the guys don't go over on their appointments because guess who the angry people waiting for their appointments scream at? Yep. Me.

Eight full hours of grown ass adults throwing fits because I need to take 10 seconds out of their day to create an appointment or walk them five feet to ring them out. Gosh! FIVE FUCKING FEET!

Eight full hours of "Hey, I have to go to the bathroom, can you cover me?" and getting ignored by the people in the back. Fuck Yeah this shit is fucking awesome.

Eight full hours of asking the boss to fill in when the guys go over on appointments and being told "I'm not allowed to help out." FUCK YEAH AWESOME!

Eight full hours of the boss asking me why can't I get all the administrative shit done anymore as the line of asshole customers at the service desk grows and grows...Gee. I don't fucking know. Do you need some fucking glasses?

Eight full hours of answering the phone and putting people on hold because five angry people just walked up to the service desk.

Am I overreacting? I hope so. I want today to be slow as fuck. This was Friday in a nutshell. No fucking thanks.