Tealeaves and Jaffa Cakes

Over yonder, under there,
seeken, hearken and beware,
for something lurks in the undergrowth,
ready to pounce and steal utmost,
do not wander, ponder, lag,
for fear yourself it will to drag,
deep down the darkest pit,
to roast your soul upon its spit.

If midnight finds you lost and weary,
keep in mind this, my dearie,
do not ring the Hallow Bell
or else your life's end, it will spell,
stay away from the wicked moors,
it's terrible ringing is the cause,
of all life's ills, misfortunes and woes,
it's the UnterGod's trick, so the saying goes.