erg

jb75: Logs in and starts chatting with you:

Jb75: live, dead or memorex?
erg: fashion victim
jb75: that works
erg: but you what's the question, If we can't get to it via bot, the bot dies and in it's flailing, which for $23.95 you can watch, it will send out a message for a live person to come and fix it. If the coder wants, we can enroll you as a test subject to assist in fixing the bot and your questions will take precedence.
erg: We do not, however, warrenty, the answer giving by a bot, mid fix, or otherwise.
erg: given.
jb75: alrighty then
erg: what's up?
jb75: i forgot how boring this town is
erg: Weird: bumping into Shadow spawned at a concert last night.
(Ed note: Handle for a guy we both know)
jb75: i am glad i won't be here but a week, between New Orleans then off to reno for a few days
erg: Weirder: mishearing his email address, for a domain which doesn't exist, so I haven't seen him in years, and won't, in all liklihood.
erg: I'm never bored, and it's not like I go do stuff in this town, it's a matter of how easily amused one can be.
erg: entertainment, can be studying.
erg: or, reading, or blogging, or reading other people's blogging, or say, drinking.
erg: Can I help you with your drinking?
erg: sure I can!
jb75: heh
erg: graykangaroo.com
erg: and enter in a code for me, willya?
jb75: can't drink this weekend, have the cell phone for standby
jb75: would hate to have the FAA call me and i'm fubared
erg: check out the site anyway.
erg: oh,well shit, you can sober up with nitrious in 20 minutes and really, in the air, what's gonna happen in 20 minutes, "Uh, have them circle, I'm rebooting..."
erg: or, you know, you could just be..fucked up on alcohol and nitrious.
erg: which for the FAA, means you'll be ..well, their people are fucked up on nitrious who're flying, and the staff on the ground are on alcohol, you you know, you're just getting on the same page with staff.
erg: What's the bloody question?
jb75: ".. why drink and drive, when you can smoke and fly?" .. something like that right?
erg: I'm sorry, I can't hear you, I'm drunk, can't find the ashtray, so I put my cigarette in my ear 'cause I didn't want to put it, lit, behind my ear and light my hair on fire..again.
erg: Drunky, losing my cig and pounding on the side of my head, really didn't work for me.
erg: I mean, I found the smoke, I stepped on it, but you know, I kinda crushed it. And you know what's it's like when someone comes in screaming "Momma, you're crushing my smokes".
jb75: i'll catch up in a bit, at a cafe on time
erg: oh.
jb75: ; on time even
Yahoo! Messenger: jb75 has signed out
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The thing is, I don't actually have a code with GrayKangaroo.

And no, I don't smoke in the house, and nitrious is a phonetic joke, it's spelled: nitrous