http://hammertimes.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] hammertimes.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] exitvoid2011-08-16 11:48 am
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(voice.)



Come forth, retched coward who dares steal Thor, the Son of Odin from the realm of Asgard for their foolish games! I am no man of patience, despite my own compassion. Release yourself now and perhaps not the worst of fates will befall you from my hand. I promise you this, if you surely think that I will not seek you out, t'will be your last and most grievous mistake.
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[Voice]

[identity profile] love-and-vore.livejournal.com 2011-08-16 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[in a tone of surprise. amusement...?]

Oh my, it sounds like someone important has arrived.

[Voice]

[identity profile] hammertimes.livejournal.com 2011-08-18 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
Aye, Thor, the Son of Odin has been brought here.

[identity profile] love-and-vore.livejournal.com 2011-08-18 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
Yes... I heard that the first time. I'm Argilla.

[identity profile] hammertimes.livejournal.com 2011-08-20 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you a captive here, Argilla?

voice;

[identity profile] scourgesister.livejournal.com 2011-08-16 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Ooh, scary. What's next, you going to threaten to send them to bed without dinner?

voice;

[identity profile] scourgesister.livejournal.com 2011-08-18 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
About as much good as screaming into the phones will do! Which is none. It wouldn't do jack shit is what I'm saying. That's the joke.

voice

[identity profile] hammertimes.livejournal.com 2011-08-18 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
Are you responsible for this?

[Video]

[identity profile] fattytunaftw.livejournal.com 2011-08-18 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
[At least he's not laughing!

[No. No wait...he is laughing.]

I take it you're new.

[Apfft. Like he is one to talk. ._.]

[Video]

[identity profile] hammertimes.livejournal.com 2011-08-18 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
I suggest you do not jest, young one.

Re: [Video] 1/2

[identity profile] fattytunaftw.livejournal.com 2011-08-18 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
[Snnnrt.]
Edited 2011-08-18 04:34 (UTC)

2/2

[identity profile] fattytunaftw.livejournal.com 2011-08-18 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Sorry, sorry. He throws up his palms!]

No jesting here! In fact, if you're in need of any assistance...I would be happy to help!

[identity profile] hammertimes.livejournal.com 2011-08-20 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Take me to those responsible for this. [his tone suggests IMMEDIATELY.]

[identity profile] fattytunaftw.livejournal.com 2011-08-21 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
[You try not to laugh.]

Correction. I would be happy to help you in any way that I am able.

[identity profile] hammertimes.livejournal.com 2011-08-21 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
Then take me to a sage who does.

[identity profile] fattytunaftw.livejournal.com 2011-08-21 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
I'm afraid there is no such sage. At least...not that we know of.

Perhaps it will do you well to read through your guide. It may have the answers you're looking for.

[Though I doubt it.]

[identity profile] hammertimes.livejournal.com 2011-08-21 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
[he's already pissed off more than he should be.] Explain.

[identity profile] fattytunaftw.livejournal.com 2011-08-21 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
Judging by your speech patterns, I'll venture a guess that you're not familiar with phones or any such modern technology.

That magical black box that you're talking to? That should have a written guide somewhere, which should answer some basic questions. At the very least, 'Why am I here, how do I go home?'.

You can't, by the way. Yet.

[identity profile] hammertimes.livejournal.com 2011-08-21 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
[yep he tried and by doing that he .... accidentally ended the conversation. sobs.]

[identity profile] fattytunaftw.livejournal.com 2011-08-21 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
[A for effort though? :(]

[identity profile] hammertimes.livejournal.com 2011-08-21 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
[F FOR FAIL]

anon; text

[identity profile] finalarbiter.livejournal.com 2011-08-17 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Only a matter of time before someone from Kernos decides to bring in a madman that thinks he's a mythological figure, right? Torn between amused and unimpressed, Light decides he will indulge.]

(voice.)

[identity profile] hammertimes.livejournal.com 2011-08-18 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
They would dare hide from Hiemdall's all-knowing gaze.

anon; text

[identity profile] finalarbiter.livejournal.com 2011-08-25 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Ahh, and Light had used text in the vain hopes of getting this person to follow suit. At least he's speaking more quietly. Continued references to Norse mythology are still amusing, though if they should continue, Light predicts they'll quickly become tired.]

permavoice.

[identity profile] hammertimes.livejournal.com 2011-08-25 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Asgardians are not the sort of deities you normally think of. T'was mortals that labelled us as Gods, after all.

anontext until otherwise specified

[identity profile] finalarbiter.livejournal.com 2011-08-25 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[Still? With an disbelieving laugh that Thor can't hear, he types out the following.]



[The 'prove it' part of that sentiment is left unsaid.]

[identity profile] nomoreinsomnia.livejournal.com 2011-08-17 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
[What. The.]

......

[Going to rub at his ears now. This man is even louder than Naruto.]

[identity profile] hammertimes.livejournal.com 2011-08-18 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
[you might need to talk because all you're getting is the STARE FROM THE GOD OF THUNDER]

[Anonymous Text]

[identity profile] dead-black-eyes.livejournal.com 2011-08-18 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Thor? Are you serious?

[Guess who Thor's polar opposite roommate is lol.]

[identity profile] hammertimes.livejournal.com 2011-08-20 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
'Tis I, Thor- show yourself, coward!

[Anonymous Text]

[identity profile] dead-black-eyes.livejournal.com 2011-08-22 02:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe later. I'm not feeling well at the moment and I'd prefer to keep from pasting my face all over the forums. You understand.

[identity profile] hammertimes.livejournal.com 2011-08-22 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
No, I do not. Show yourself, ill or not.

[Anonymous Text]

[identity profile] dead-black-eyes.livejournal.com 2011-08-22 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
What assurance do I have that you won't hunt me down? If this isn't a lose-lose deal, then my only chance of winning is staying anonymous.

[identity profile] hammertimes.livejournal.com 2011-08-22 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I will find you regardless. Show yourself and prove you are not one of these fiends. [because Thor is the smartest . . . ]

[Anonymous Text]

[identity profile] dead-black-eyes.livejournal.com 2011-08-23 01:23 pm (UTC)(link)
...

How could I possibly prove that?

[[OOC: Since they're roommates, would you like to have them meet at some point soon?]]

[PERMAVOICE]

[identity profile] twilightsnarker.livejournal.com 2011-08-18 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yeah. Cackling. That eerie, distorted sound is definitely a cackle.]

I think you need to be a little bit louder, they might have not heard you well the first time.

[identity profile] hammertimes.livejournal.com 2011-08-20 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Now is no time for jest. Either they hear me and heed my words or they face the consequences.

[identity profile] twilightsnarker.livejournal.com 2011-08-20 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
...and what are the consequences again?

[identity profile] hammertimes.livejournal.com 2011-08-21 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
The wrath of the God of Thundering.

[identity profile] twilightsnarker.livejournal.com 2011-08-21 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
Thundering.

[She bursts out laughing again.]

[identity profile] hammertimes.livejournal.com 2011-08-21 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
[B( he doesn't like that too much. there might be a small storm brewing . . . ]

[identity profile] twilightsnarker.livejournal.com 2011-08-21 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Shouldn't it be Thunder and Lightning, instead?
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