This is Commander Sarah Palmer. This is a general page for those of you who are participating in the Master Chief's self-defense courses. We're going to do a variation on some games we have back at home called King of the Hill.

[The unmasked Spartan smiled mildly before shifting the camera angle over towards the Master Chief and when she spoke next, the amusement was plain to hear in her voice.] That would be our so-called 'King of the Hill'. Look nice and scary for the people, Chief.

[Really? Did he expect any less?] The rules are very simple. The Chief here is going to be in a set area designated his area. The objective is to knock him out of said area and keep possession of the area. Now, obviously throwing yourselves outright against the Master Chief is a stupid idea so you're going to have to be cagey about how you approach things. Those interested in competing in the operation will be set into teams. You'll have twenty minutes to complete your objective.

[Palmer finally moved the device back so she was in the frame.] Now, before anyone starts bitching about how it's not fair to go up against a Spartan, know that the Chief won't be wearing his armor. Those of you who have certain powers are prohibited from using them as well. This is just a test of people's base-line skills and the main objective here is to learn how to operate and cooperate as a team.

[A slow, downright predatory smile tugged at the corner's of Palmer's mouth.] So which of you people are crazy enough and possess the testicular fortitude to take the Master Chief on with their bare hands?

[Yeah, who is stupid enough to take on the awkwardly standing giant standing in a marked section of grass.]

Winning team gets me off the hill - [well, this is the hill.]the fastest and they get survival kits. If you want to donate to these kits, it’ll be appreciated.


[ooc: This is a joint log between Sarah Palmer and Master Chief

post is organized so that you can icly plot with your teammates. all threads are encrypted by the chief and are secure channels just for your characters! consider those comments post this announcement so if you want to sign up, you don’t actually have to reply to this post just the IC plotting threads.

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thank you for making this as wonderful and huge as it is. ;o; you’re amazing EV.]