[you know that sort of wry laughter you have when you can't believe your life and how it's so terrible that you can't believe you're stuck in one of your own short stories? well, that's alan wake.]

You know what the say about deja vu? Well, tell them to go to hell. I don't know whether to sue COMPASS for copyright infringement or be upset that living through my work come to life has become a cliche. [earlier work being the fact that he wrote himself out of a story - it's a long story.]

Seriously, tell me if they start playing an episode of Night Springs so that when they do let me out of here, at least I'll know that I've achieved fame with my fellow captors. [a beat:] Or if you happen to find a manuscript page, my face on the TV or my voice on the radio predicting your very violent death - sorry.

[he uses sarcasm to cope.]