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Six ([personal profile] facehands) wrote2014-08-29 11:21 pm

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DAY 42

[personal profile] superfang 2014-09-14 09:00 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: captor.sollux@cdc.org

six i have something really important i need you two do.

FROM: captor.sollux@cdc.org

i don't think i can trust anybody else.
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[personal profile] superfang 2014-09-14 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
FROM: captor.sollux@cdc.org

more like i was trying two stroke your ego but ok fine be a loser.

FROM: captor.sollux@cdc.org

because i have been handed a prime excuse two psychologically devastate a twotal stranger and there is no way i am passing up doing it RIGHT.
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[personal profile] superfang 2014-09-15 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: captor.sollux@cdc.org

it's one. i can't exactly conjure more strangers out of nothing two appeal two your weird neurosis.

FROM: captor.sollux@cdc.org

i can however offer your opportunity two join in on the fun.

FROM: captor.sollux@cdc.org

this is the question: are you indeed rovermates with scoot mccute??
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[personal profile] superfang 2014-09-18 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: captor.sollux@cdc.org

his username is mccall.scott@cdc.org

FROM: captor.sollux@cdc.org

and idk he's some guy. look him up?

FROM: captor.sollux@cdc.org

what you mean like the driver?
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[personal profile] superfang 2014-09-18 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: captor.sollux@cdc.org

you're blind.
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[personal profile] superfang 2014-09-18 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: captor.sollux@cdc.org

you can't drive, asshole.
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[personal profile] superfang 2014-09-18 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: captor.sollux@cdc.org

seriously?

FROM: captor.sollux@cdc.org

how?
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[personal profile] superfang 2014-09-18 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: captor.sollux@cdc.org

ok then.

FROM: captor.sollux@cdc.org

well godspeed i hope to see your blind driving in action someday.

FROM: captor.sollux@cdc.org

anyway the point is it's a sweet opportunity two mess with this guy's stuff and it will be awesome.
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[personal profile] superfang 2014-09-18 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: captor.sollux@cdc.org

maybe don't kill people dude that's probably bad.
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[personal profile] superfang 2014-09-19 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
FROM: captor.sollux@cdc.org

well why don't you bug gliesse about it.

FROM: captor.sollux@cdc.org

don't actwoally bug gliesse i don't think she is the sort two put up with that shit.
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[personal profile] superfang 2014-09-22 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
FROM: captor.sollux@cdc.org

can't really argue with that man.

FROM: captor.sollux@cdc.org

i'm just here two pay my dues.
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day 57 | before evals

[personal profile] daggertype 2014-10-29 02:13 pm (UTC)(link)
FROM: dagger@cdc.org

NHD-C12-LRC-310's height without the shoes on is 165 centimeters. Because I said I would.
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[personal profile] daggertype 2014-10-30 04:03 am (UTC)(link)

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

I know where you sleep.

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[personal profile] daggertype 2014-10-30 05:15 am (UTC)(link)

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

You don't really have a choice.

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[personal profile] daggertype 2014-10-30 05:35 am (UTC)(link)

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

He's already dead, don't worry.