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Sunday, February 22nd, 2026 06:26 am
[personal profile] candyheartsex has revealed authors!! Another delightful round. Because the minimum requirements are so small (300 words for fic) and there are usually several hundreds participants, I decide to go mega self-indulgent and ask only for my rare polyships, in tiny (K-9) and larger (Wind Breaker) fandoms. And therefore I was SUPER DELIGHTED to get, guess what?? A gift for one of my beloved rare polyships :D :D :D :D ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’– *happy sigh* A delight, truly.

pile of five by [archiveofourown.org profile] yesthisisnarumi | Wind Breaker | Sakura/Nirei/Suou/Kiryuu/Tsugeura | ~700 words | rated T

Summary: Akihiko wakes up in the middle of their bed and tries his best to find a way out.

Read it on AO3



Meanwhile I wrote two things :D :D One for a beloved BNHA polyship, and the other for K-9... I was so glad to have an outlet for some of my feelings over the fact that OBORO CANONICALLY GETS A COLLAR lol. This is probably the FIRST EVER K-9 fanwork in an exchange, too? >:D Mwahahaha

hardly an abduction | Boku no Hero Academia | Miruko/Dabi/Hawks | ~800 words | rated T
Summary: Dabi is injured. Miruko and Hawks take a risk to help, hiding in an abandoned shelter in the mountains.
Read it on Dreamwidth or AO3.

tailor-made | K-9 | Ren/Oboro/Fujimaru/Kagari | ~400 words | rated M
Summary: Oboro pretends not to make a big deal out of it when Hidaka hands him a collar.
But it is.
Read it on Dreamwidth or AO3.
Sunday, February 22nd, 2026 12:19 am
Surely it can't be that hard to write a few sentences about the day, right? Especially since all evidence suggests once I start I will continue. It's like speaking practice: I want to do it, and I'll definitely start tomorrow, when I will have more energy, be more awake, be smarter and more capable, and therefore do it better or at least give it the effort it deserves.

putting it off )

pet party )

plant news )

Do you want to guess whether I've done anything for Record Producing Month? The odds are in your favor if you base your guess on historical trends. Also, [community profile] beagoldfish ends this week, but I really felt like last week's Lego Reunion Dinner was my finale. What to do.

Maybe I could make a handwritten Chinese zine that I record myself reading aloud to a bunch of seeds. (This is a joke based on my strategies for motivating myself to do stuff I put off, in case that ended up being more obscure than I intended.)

Also, comments on the Plums xkcd are filled with great poetry.
Saturday, February 21st, 2026 12:41 pm
I didn't watch Dunc and Egg but Cam did, and he found himself thinking about how fun it could be to have a story where a somewhat loner knight (disgraced/unproven/just antisocial, whatever) takes on a determined and surprisingly knowledgable page, who he eventually realises is a girl in disguise, and they have Adventures (but no romance, preferably)

He asked if I knew of any stories like that, since it feels like a really obvious premise, and I felt like I must have seen something along those lines by Tamora Pierce/ Mercedes Lackey etc but nothing came to mind. eg the Alanna series has the crossdressing page part but not the loner knight, Kel doesn't have the cross-dressing, etc.

So I come to you! At this point we're mostly just curious if it exists at all, but actual recs are definitely not unwelcome. Books/tv/movies, whatever.
Friday, February 20th, 2026 10:50 pm

A colorful text graphic that says "Thanks for being awesome".

Because it's nice to let people know that we appreciate them. ๐Ÿฉต

In the spirit of love memes, this meme is a place to thank someone who's created something you love, or done something kind that you still remember after all this time, or who has made your fandom life (or your life in general!) better in some way.

One username per comment, but leave as many comments as you'd like! (Nominating yourself is fine!)

Feel free to nominate or leave appreciation anonymously, but the default is set to show who you are when you reply.

PROMOTE THE MEME & YOUR THREAD(S)

Friday, February 20th, 2026 10:11 pm
Not a great year here.

Books

Jesus and John Wayne: How White Evangelicals Corrupted a Faith and Fractured a Nation by Kristin Kobes Dumez - terrifying historical look at how we've gotten into this mess

Sunrise on the Reaping by Suzanne Collins - I couldn't put this one down.

The Wind in the Willows by Kenneth Grahame - I have wanted to read this for ages and am very happy I did. It's the definition of charming.

Howl's Moving Castle by Diana Wynne Jones - I think I had my standards up way to high for this. It was good, but it didn't knock my socks off.

The Phantom Tollbooth by Norton Juster - A reread, specifically of the actual book I read when I was a kid at the library because it turned up in a library book sale. Wonderfully wacky.

Man's Search for Meaning by Viktor E. Frankl - Another reread, but as it's one of my favorites, I just let it speak to me.

A Capitol Crime by Carolyn Keene - Audiobook. Mom and I listened to this one together. Some plot holes were present, but in general, it was good old Nancy Drew.

Movies

I didn't watch a single new movie this year. Nothing. I watched one episode of Echo, one of The Night Manager, and I saw Hello Dolly, The Sound of Music (twice), and Singin' in the Rain.


My attention span is broken. Things have been both stressful and massively depressing, and I don't know how much worse it will get in the future. I miss reading, but I keep starting a book, then putting it down and never going back to it. It seems the only ones I can get through are children's books or books I've read before, sometimes both. As for movies, I'm not even bothering with putting together an Oscars list for the first time this year because I have seen literally nothing. Again, I miss watching things I enjoy. I don't know why I won't let myself do that. I sit and stare at my phone or go down a YouTube rabbit hole. I'd like to change that in 2026.

ETA: I just looked at 2024's movies. They were the same few old movies again. No wonder I feel like my life is stuck on repeat.
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Friday, February 20th, 2026 09:00 pm
Yes, I'm very late with this. At least I'm getting it done.

21 under the cut )

19 MCU
1 Where the Wild Things Are
1 Gunsmoke
1 Hunger Games
1 The Wind in the Willows
1 To Catch a Thief
1 It's a Wonderful Life

4 crossovers (all in Worlds of Chaos)

3 challenges (Yuletide, Mischief and Mistletoe, Sifki Week)


7 Warfrost Loki/Sif
6 Frostiron Tony/Loki
4 Gen
1 Matt Dillon/Kitty Russell
1 Loki/Kitty Russell
1 Haymitch/Lenore Dove
1 Coriolanus/Lucy Gray
1 Francie/John Robie

21 fics is right about in the middle for me. 2023 had that very, very weird 87, the lowest was 2013 with 5. Out of the 26 years I've been writing these, 15 of them had fewer than 21, one year had 21, and the other 10 had over 21, and 4 of those 10 over 21 were the previous four years (2020 was only 9). So not huge, but not bad either. I've already written 3 in 2026, which is more than last year at this point, so we'll see how that goes.

I also wrote in a few new fandoms: Wind in the Willows, Where the Wild Things Are, Gunsmoke (did a drabble once), and To Catch a Thief.

I hit 300 fics on A03 this year with Paternal Pride.
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Friday, February 20th, 2026 07:20 pm
Friday, February 20th, 2026 06:00 pm
Expert Opinions (2502 words) by Settiai
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Dragon Age II, Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age - All Media Types
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Merrill & Solas (Dragon Age)
Characters: Female Lavellan (Dragon Age), Merrill (Dragon Age), Solas (Dragon Age)
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Complicated Relationships, Dragon Age: The Platonic Ideal Gift Exchange, One Shot, Temple of Mythal (Dragon Age)
Summary: Solas was nothing like Merrill expected. She wasn't certain if that was a good thing or a bad thing.
Friday, February 20th, 2026 06:00 pm
All Our Lives We Feel This Young (1400 words) by Settiai
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age - All Media Types
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Female Brosca & Rica Brosca
Characters: Female Brosca (Dragon Age), Rica Brosca
Additional Tags: Bittersweet, Dragon Age: The Platonic Ideal Gift Exchange, Grey Wardens (Dragon Age), One Shot, Post-Canon, Sisters, Sister-Sister Relationship, Slice of Life, Terminal Illnesses
Summary: Jelsi Brosca might not have all that much time left, but she'd already made up her mind how to spend it. She'd missed her sister. They couldn't make up for lost time, not really, but they could try.
Friday, February 20th, 2026 09:17 am

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Fandom: Final Fantasy XIV
Rating: Mature
Archive Warnings: Major Character Death
Relationships: Haurchefant Greystone/Warrior of Light, Alphinaud Leveilleur & Warrior of Light, Unrequited Minfilia Warde/Warrior of Light, Unrequited Aymeric de Borel/Warrior of Light, Pre-Urianger Augurelt/Warrior of Light, Alisaie Leveilleur & Warrior of Light, Warrior of Light & Thancred Waters, Y'shtola Rhul & Warrior of Light, Midgardsormr & Warrior of Light, Hydaelyn & Warrior of Light, Urianger Augurelt & Warrior of Light, Minfilia Warde & Warrior of Light, Ardbert & Warrior of Light
Characters: Warrior of Light, Haurchefant Greystone, Alphinaud Leveilleur, Urianger Augurelt, Y'shtola Rhul, Thancred Waters, Emmanellain de Fortemps, Artoirel de Fortemps, Edmont de Fortemps, Alisaie Leveilleur, Minfilia Warde, Midgardsormr (Final Fantasy XIV), Tataru Taru, Ardbert (Final Fantasy XIV), Warriors of Darkness (Final Fantasy XIV), Scions of the Seventh Dawn, Unukalhai (Final Fantasy XIV)
Additional Tags: Grief/Mourning, Survivor Guilt, Elezen Warrior of Light, Female Warrior of Light, Healer Warrior of Ligh, Angst, Suicidal Thoughts, Religious Angst, Depression, Patch 3.0: Heavensward Spoilers (Final Fantasy XIV), Patch 3.4: Soul Surrender Spoilers (Final Fantasy XIV), Canon-Typical Violence
Series: With Lilies and With Laurel
Length: 33,875 / 82,000
Chapter: 8/15

Summary:

A heartbroken Warrior of Light struggles to come to terms with loss, and the world she has been left to save.

Notes:

If you're new here, please start with Chapter 1!

Final Fantasy XIV is owned by Square Enix. This is a non-commercial work of fanfiction.

( Read on AO3 )

...or below! )

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Friday, February 20th, 2026 04:11 pm
Title: Anal Slave
Author: Snowgrouse
Fandom: The Longest Day in Chang'an (2019)
Pairing: Gan Shoucheng/Tan Qi
Rating: NC-17
Genre: PWP, BDSM, Ravishment, Darkfic, Fetish (anal, leather gloves)
Warnings: Hard BDSM, very rough non-con (a ravishment, so she gets orgasms, but still). Some serious kink/fetish action (heed the Ao3 tags). Not for the faint-hearted. That dove is in hospice care right now and off its tits on Brompton cocktails. On the upside? Hard anal fucking *and* pussy spanking at the same time, baby. >8-}
Length: ~11 600 words
Summary: General Gan overhears Tan Qi being very prudish about the thought of anal sex. He decides to kidnap her and teach her a lesson or two about the joys of sodomy: if he ties her down, beats her up and fucks her arse hard enough, surely, she'll learn to love it...

A/N: General Gan being really fuckin' healthy and romantic in his fantasies again! If you liked Pussy Torture, Ravishing the Rose and Dance to The Whip, this may very well be right up your street. Otherwise, run.

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("Do you know why I brought you here?"

She yanks her head free from his grip. "My master will kill you for this."

He tugs her by the chin to face himself again, grinning. "Don't you want to know what I've got planned for you?"

She scoffs. "Isn't it obvious?"

He tuts and shakes his head, pouting outrageously; he caresses her cheek with the backs of his fingers, tickling her pussy with his other hand to make her jerk. "Do you think I'm going to stick my prick up this pretty little cunny of yours?"

She rolls her eyes. "Oh, so that's what this is all about." She glares at him. "You overheard us, and decided to educate me about the joys of anal sex," she spits, her every word dripping with scorn.

He pats her cheek and gives her lips a little peck. "Clever girl."

In fact, he decides to reward her for that with a proper kiss: he cups her face in his hands and kisses her deeply, passionately, pleasuring her mouth with his. He kisses her for so long, so well that he can feel her shivering in true arousal; she can't help but let out a little mewl into his mouth, obviously shocked--like they all are--that a brute like him can be such a fantastic kisser.

When he finally pulls back, her eyes are glazed, half-open; her little brown nipples stand out hard, her breasts covered in goosebumps.

"What makes you think I won't just shit all over you?" she mumbles.

Grinning widely, he picks up an enema syringe and shows it to her. "Because I'm going to prepare you."

"No!" she screams, thrashing in her bonds.

With the kind of strength known only to a woman fighting off a fate worse than death, she lifts herself off the floor by the hook and kicks him in the belly with both feet, blowing the air out of his lungs.

He staggers back, staring at her in shock, panting; then, with a roar of rage, he grabs her by the throat and slams her up against the wall.

"Yes!" he snarls and pushes two gloved fingers straight in her pussy, making her scream. "Yes, yes, yes!" he cries, curling his fingers with every 'yes' he barks out.

This, of course, makes her scream "No!" even louder, hurting his ear; he pulls his hand out and slaps her face. "While you're in this room, I'm in charge, and don't you forget it!"

Now that she knows what's going to happen to her, her panic is all the greater; when he takes her off the hook, she still squirms and writhes, managing to deliver quite a nasty kick to his shin and a bite to his arm.

He just laughs, turns her around and slams her face against the wall, now; he clasps his hand over her mouth and nose to suffocate her, ramming into her with the full weight of his body. When she screams in anger, he rams into her again, then a third time. It really is a shame he isn't wearing his armour, because he could do some excellent damage with that in order to teach her a little discipline; nevertheless, he hopes that this will bruise her at least, to give her something to remember him by.

When she finally goes silent from the pain, he traps her arms against her body, hugging her against himself to keep her still; he savours her struggling for a while, rocking her in his arms and capturing her sobs and whimpers into his palm, groaning deeply in pleasure.

"I love it when a woman puts up a fight," he sighs happily, rutting his erection against her arse. "Feel that?" he says, thrusting into the cleft of her buttocks through layers of cotton and silk. "That's what you're going to take in your arse," he purrs. "It's big, it's thick, and it's so hard for you, my sweet," he pants into her neck, licking it, sucking her skin against his teeth hard enough to bruise. "It's going to hurt. So. Much."
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Friday, February 20th, 2026 02:34 am
 Mississippi sucks for blocking me from dreamwidth