[Welcome to the void, Date... Hunter is here, face looking kind of blotchy, but he's not alone! There is a little red cardinal wearing a tiny party hat perched on his shoulder. What's the bird doing there? He's just chilling.
It almost sounds like they're having a conversation, with Hunter mumbling and the bird chirping in response every now and then. This is probably normal pet owner behavior.]
[ hey how's the kid doing after a night of drinking and partying?
better or worse than date, who is making a dent in the chair he's sat in from not moving for so long, one hand around a cup of shitty mcnaldos coffee and the other around what looks like an equally shitty breakfast sandwich? ]
[Hunter is nursing baby's first hangover, so... arguably worse? How does he deal with this, help. He plops down on a nearby chair, covering his eyes with his hand because light hurts, owie.]
After we get through this, I'm never drinking again.
they're in the costume shop! which, wow, it sure is full of sexy things. it looks like date came here to try and see what sort of delights this place had to offer.
but instead, he's just holding up a comically large snake and squinting at the image of the model wearing it. ]
... No, it definitely ruins the whole image. I'm a professional; if you can't focus on the naked chick under the giant comedy snake then the giant comedy snake is way too much.
date is over at the ping pong table. he's in one of the bad, slightly uncomfy robes because he's keeping to the theme dammit, and he's clearly just had a hot spring soak. but for now, he's squinting very hard at the ping pong table instead. ]
How are you meant to play this without the paddles?
[HELP... OUR BABY... Anyway, welcome to the void. They are running into each other here. Hunter is stomping around obnoxiously because he is angy and trying to zoom the fuck in on that shattered glass picture. Who the fuck did this.]
[Food court again. Hunter has a cup of coffee and some kind of... fried... orb things in front of him, totally untouched. His hair is still wet, but he's changed into dry set of clothes and now he's mostly just watching Flapjack tear into a piece of bread, looking a little sad.
hunter crouches down next to him just to make sure he's just asleep and not dead. but flapjack is much less cautious, and hops off hunter's shoulder to land on date's forehead. hello.]
[Whenever Date swings by the Home Biome, he will find Hunter already inside. Furthermore, it seems like the biome has taken the shape of... a basement? A washing machine and dryer are pushed against the wall next to the door, and a random assortment of items and trinkets has been piled against the wall opposite to the stair case.
Hunter glances at him from where he's sitting on the couch, and then turns his attention back to the bird cage.]
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week zero, sunday.
It almost sounds like they're having a conversation, with Hunter mumbling and the bird chirping in response every now and then. This is probably normal pet owner behavior.]
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… Why does it feel like everyone either got a pet, or a weapon and nothing inbetween?
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w0, thursday
better or worse than date, who is making a dent in the chair he's sat in from not moving for so long, one hand around a cup of shitty mcnaldos coffee and the other around what looks like an equally shitty breakfast sandwich? ]
i thought i replied to this nooooo
After we get through this, I'm never drinking again.
abandoned by quynn....
cries in our schedules
god won’t let me win the lotto so i can just vibe in the usa for murdergames :(
god won't also let me win the lotto so i can commit sleep crimes 24/7...
@ GOD LET US WIN THE LOTTO PLEASE
why must we never escape capitalism...
CRIES.
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w1, monday
they're in the costume shop! which, wow, it sure is full of sexy things. it looks like date came here to try and see what sort of delights this place had to offer.
but instead, he's just holding up a comically large snake and squinting at the image of the model wearing it. ]
... No, it definitely ruins the whole image. I'm a professional; if you can't focus on the naked chick under the giant comedy snake then the giant comedy snake is way too much.
[ hi hunter (alive) ]
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hears date open his mouth and immediately turns around to walk in the opposite direction]
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w1, friday
I figured it was going to happen again when we got locked in, but...
[ OOF. ]
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w2, wednesday - post mini-event
date is over at the ping pong table. he's in one of the bad, slightly uncomfy robes because he's keeping to the theme dammit, and he's clearly just had a hot spring soak. but for now, he's squinting very hard at the ping pong table instead. ]
How are you meant to play this without the paddles?
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hunter squints at the ping pong table with the look of someone who has neither pinged nor ponged in his life.]
You, uh, get replacement paddles?
[a paddle-esque substitute.]
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week two, friday.
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Whoa-- hey!
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w3, monday
date is just sat cross legged on the ground, not looking at the screen like he can out stubborn it until it gives up before he does. ]
So this is just how it's going to be this week, huh?
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It's already more annoying than last week. How long do they plan to keep us here?
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w3, thursday
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Mumbling to himself while he picks a spot to sit...]
I wonder what happened to that deformed horse...?
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week three, saturday.
I guess we ran out of idiots who'd be willing to murder, so now hell's making their own.
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Seems like it, doesn't it? Might be an upgrade -- y'know, as time goes on, everything just gets worse and worse? That kind of thing.
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week four, monday.
... I didn't think it was possible after the circus, but I think I found my new least favorite place in hell.
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[ hey hunter. ]
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week four, saturday.
What's up, Date?]
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Hey.
[ he slips into a chair next to him. ]
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w4, sunday
as such, date is just sprawled on the floor with his eyes closed. he's absolutely dozing, right after the brutal murder of our feral pet cat. ]
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hunter crouches down next to him just to make sure he's just asleep and not dead. but flapjack is much less cautious, and hops off hunter's shoulder to land on date's forehead. hello.]
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week five, monday.
Hunter glances at him from where he's sitting on the couch, and then turns his attention back to the bird cage.]
We're in some kind of illusion.
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[ oh.
he takes a moment to glance around before reaching out and tapping part of the scenery, rapping his knuckles against it. ]
It feels pretty real.
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w5, friday
anyway, void. ]
Hunter?
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he looks up from his phone, sighing.]
... Still regular dead. What's up?
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w5, saturday post trial
they're in the void. date is just sat there, honestly. ]
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week six, monday.
I wonder what's inside...
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Mysteries? A secret stash of p--paper plates?
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w6, thursday
he's probably pouring booze into a mug of something. what's up hunter? ]
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Shouldn't you be resting somewhere?
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w6, friday
Well. One out of two ain't bad.
[ mephisto RUINING their streak. ]
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[It doesn't count if they died that same week anyway!!]
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week six, sunday.
... Less than a week 'til the party now.
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Sure is. Not sure if I'm relieved or kinda anxious.
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w7, monday
I've gotta admit, this is not what I was expecting.
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[He's looking up at the MURDER IS WRONG blanket flag.]
Do you think the personal demons live around here?
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