Entry tags:
- chloe decker 🔱 lucifer,
- chuck shurley 🔱 supernatural,
- crowley 🔱 supernatural,
- daimon hellstrom 🔱 marvel,
- elsa 🔱 ouat,
- gabriel 🔱 supernatural,
- josh lyman 🔱 the west wing,
- lucifer morningstar 🔱 lucifer,
- michael 🔱 dominion,
- michael 🔱 supernatural,
- mom/charlotte richards 🔱 lucifer,
- morticia addams 🔱 the addams family
Video; un: betterthangod
[Mum has been described by quite a few as 'stupid hot' or 'a knockout'. She carries it with the carelessness of someone used to being all of that and more. Right now, she looks more than a little put out as she speaks to the camera.]
It's not every day, even in Hell, when one finds out their son is down here thanks to the newest softcore pornography going about entitled 'The Devil and the Detective'. That was not how I needed to know you got your wings back, Lucifer. The production values on it were terrible. I hear they're developing a new soap opera off that recorded transmission. At least there aren't posters of it put up everywhere in this city.
[See how much not-joy this all brought her. Some people's children.]
"Oh that's your son? You must be so proud."
"Yes, every mother should see their son stretched out with a dead woman in the nude. It's what we live for."
[Carrying on...]
I am glad your Detective made it with you. I haven't seen Amenadiel yet. I left a message for him in the city I came from with the address for the house across the street from yours. Should be easy for him to find us if we're all together, but I do like my space. I would rather not walk in on you spilling hot wax on a nude human's hindquarters again. I don't know how that pet demon of yours got that off the floor.
[Her tone changes, becoming more businesslike.]
I suppose I'm stuck with the name 'Charlotte Richards' since I ended up in this flesh-sack that's what my law firm is under the name of. Since most of the court cases for limbo and angels being shuffled to the damned side of things have been sent to Little Hades, there will be better legal representation for both sides.
[Meaning unless Brimstone offers her more dracos, she might be able to let someone keep their wings for another month.]
It's not every day, even in Hell, when one finds out their son is down here thanks to the newest softcore pornography going about entitled 'The Devil and the Detective'. That was not how I needed to know you got your wings back, Lucifer. The production values on it were terrible. I hear they're developing a new soap opera off that recorded transmission. At least there aren't posters of it put up everywhere in this city.
[See how much not-joy this all brought her. Some people's children.]
"Oh that's your son? You must be so proud."
"Yes, every mother should see their son stretched out with a dead woman in the nude. It's what we live for."
[Carrying on...]
I am glad your Detective made it with you. I haven't seen Amenadiel yet. I left a message for him in the city I came from with the address for the house across the street from yours. Should be easy for him to find us if we're all together, but I do like my space. I would rather not walk in on you spilling hot wax on a nude human's hindquarters again. I don't know how that pet demon of yours got that off the floor.
[Her tone changes, becoming more businesslike.]
I suppose I'm stuck with the name 'Charlotte Richards' since I ended up in this flesh-sack that's what my law firm is under the name of. Since most of the court cases for limbo and angels being shuffled to the damned side of things have been sent to Little Hades, there will be better legal representation for both sides.
[Meaning unless Brimstone offers her more dracos, she might be able to let someone keep their wings for another month.]

Video - un: fall3n1
There was no bloody way in this Hell that his mother had found her way out of the cell she'd been in and over to this reality. Or in a human body that was disturbingly attractive. No.
No.
No.]
... Is this some kind of a very bad joke?
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Lucifer. I thought we had sorted this all out back on Earth, and you couldn't even call me? I had to see you on a dirty movie poster?
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video, un:abba 1/2
He had Created His world on His own; His children were fully formed from His will, no one had a hand in it except Him. He didn't want anyone to have had a hand in it the way Lucifer said she was involved.
Except. Here she is.]
You're Lucifer's mom.
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You're Lucifer's mom.
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OKAY I'M DONE, SORRY
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TEXT; UN: Trickster
What would you rather be called?
BTW, my older brother is going to love your username.
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Your older brother? Why is that?
And switching to audio. He can't resist.
audio... uh oh
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video; un: icy
[At first she thinks it's the one that she's so taken with but quickly realizes that it's not. There's still curiosity there, because there's something that's caught her eye.]
You're so beautiful. He really should be doing a better job to make you smile.
[She'll just gloss over the parts about hot wax and pornography.]
Now that you're here together, he'll have the chance to do that.
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You know him? [Just in case she needs to replace Chloe.]
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video | un: detdecker
— and then she starts mentioning Amenadiel and 'his Detective' and hot wax and nope, Chloe's brain is just a little bit broken. Lucifer, why didn't you prepare her for this? ]
You're Lucifer's mom? Lucifer Morningstar? [ What is happening. ] ...He's never mentioned you before.
[ Sorry, Lucifer. ]
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[Lucifer what is wrong with you and they are going to have words.]
Yes, I am Lucifer and Amenadiel's mother. The mother of all angels.
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video; un: firstson
So Lucifer has a mother and a father?
[ That's... going to take some time to sink in properly. ]
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[There was wine involved when the platypus was thought up. A lot of it.]
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Charlotte Richards? It is a vessel that you are wearing?
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Vessel is as good a word as any. The soul had departed, and I can't very well walk around in my true form.
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If you're paparazzi, no comment.
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voice | un: j.lyman
Okay.
Josh guesses he has to be the professional one, here. And since no one else is talking about that little tidbit she slipped in about being a lawyer...]
Hi. This is Josh Lyman — I work with the Reform Branch. What was that you were saying about legal representation?
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[Gone is the sweet motherly sort. Instead there's a sort of professional there. Something isn't spot on with the wording she uses or the pauses she takes.]
Oh, I'm one of those prosecutor sorts that will be handling some of the angels starting to lose their wings or the backload of limbo cases they want to get through the system. I don't work directly for Brimstone, but sometimes they give work over to my firm.
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Video un: SatanicAngel
Are you the dear Mother that Crowley mentioned? My name is Morticia. It is good to meet you.
[True to the username, the heavenly glow does mark Morticia as an Angel.]