mummifer: (goddess of all creation)
Mama Morningstar ([personal profile] mummifer) wrote in [community profile] hellnet2017-01-09 09:09 am
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Video; un: betterthangod

[Mum has been described by quite a few as 'stupid hot' or 'a knockout'. She carries it with the carelessness of someone used to being all of that and more. Right now, she looks more than a little put out as she speaks to the camera.]

It's not every day, even in Hell, when one finds out their son is down here thanks to the newest softcore pornography going about entitled 'The Devil and the Detective'. That was not how I needed to know you got your wings back, Lucifer. The production values on it were terrible. I hear they're developing a new soap opera off that recorded transmission. At least there aren't posters of it put up everywhere in this city.

[See how much not-joy this all brought her. Some people's children.]

"Oh that's your son? You must be so proud."
"Yes, every mother should see their son stretched out with a dead woman in the nude. It's what we live for."

[Carrying on...]

I am glad your Detective made it with you. I haven't seen Amenadiel yet. I left a message for him in the city I came from with the address for the house across the street from yours. Should be easy for him to find us if we're all together, but I do like my space. I would rather not walk in on you spilling hot wax on a nude human's hindquarters again. I don't know how that pet demon of yours got that off the floor.

[Her tone changes, becoming more businesslike.]

I suppose I'm stuck with the name 'Charlotte Richards' since I ended up in this flesh-sack that's what my law firm is under the name of. Since most of the court cases for limbo and angels being shuffled to the damned side of things have been sent to Little Hades, there will be better legal representation for both sides.

[Meaning unless Brimstone offers her more dracos, she might be able to let someone keep their wings for another month.]
hellicious: (Excuse You? - 1)

Video - un: fall3n1

[personal profile] hellicious 2017-01-09 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[There was about ten minutes of him just listening and replaying the transmission. Then replaying it again. Then trying to figure out if this was some sort of joke or not. Perhaps the other Lucifer had put this woman up to it. Or John. Or... bloody hell. Anyone better be behind this other than who it seemed to be.

There was no bloody way in this Hell that his mother had found her way out of the cell she'd been in and over to this reality. Or in a human body that was disturbingly attractive. No.

No.

No.]


... Is this some kind of a very bad joke?

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andtherewas: (huhhhh)

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[personal profile] andtherewas 2017-01-09 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[okay, so Lucifer had said he'd had a mother, and Chuck had laughed, because the idea was laughable.

He had Created His world on His own; His children were fully formed from His will, no one had a hand in it except Him. He didn't want anyone to have had a hand in it the way Lucifer said she was involved.

Except. Here she is.]


You're Lucifer's mom.
andtherewas: (eyebrows up)

Re: video, un:abba 2/3 I lied

[personal profile] andtherewas 2017-01-09 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[No, He still can't believe it.]

You're Lucifer's mom.
andtherewas: (please listen)

[personal profile] andtherewas 2017-01-09 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
You're Lucifer's mom?
andtherewas: (what)

[personal profile] andtherewas 2017-01-09 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
You're Lucifer's mom?!
andtherewas: (huuuh)

[personal profile] andtherewas 2017-01-09 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
He has a mom.
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[personal profile] andtherewas 2017-01-09 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
You're his mom.
andtherewas: (yeah mad)

[personal profile] andtherewas 2017-01-09 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[That means she and Lucifer's dad...]
andtherewas: (wtf no)

[personal profile] andtherewas 2017-01-09 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ew.]
andtherewas: (praying)

[personal profile] andtherewas 2017-01-09 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[Okay, Chuck. You've got this. She doesn't know you're God. Another God. Just. Be cool.]
andtherewas: (standing in the garden)

OKAY I'M DONE, SORRY

[personal profile] andtherewas 2017-01-09 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Hi. I'm Chuck.

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bytwilight: (lolno)

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[personal profile] bytwilight 2017-01-09 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
...gotta be honest, that's one hell of a username to give yourself.

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[personal profile] ailes_dor 2017-01-09 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
A name is just a name, if you don't like it, change it. I mean... it's a nice name, for a normal person but... it doesn't really do you much justice.

What would you rather be called?

BTW, my older brother is going to love your username.

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[personal profile] cryogene 2017-01-09 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
You're Lucifer's mother?

[At first she thinks it's the one that she's so taken with but quickly realizes that it's not. There's still curiosity there, because there's something that's caught her eye.]

You're so beautiful. He really should be doing a better job to make you smile.

[She'll just gloss over the parts about hot wax and pornography.]

Now that you're here together, he'll have the chance to do that.

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[personal profile] couldkillthedevil 2017-01-09 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[ It's the title of that 'softcore porno' and the mention of Lucifer's wings that catch her attention. At first she's simply watching and listening to this strange woman and telling herself that no, she couldn't possibly —

— and then she starts mentioning Amenadiel and 'his Detective' and hot wax and nope, Chloe's brain is just a little bit broken. Lucifer, why didn't you prepare her for this?
]

You're Lucifer's mom? Lucifer Morningstar? [ What is happening. ] ...He's never mentioned you before.

[ Sorry, Lucifer. ]
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[ Michael is definitely frowning thoughtfully as he peers at the video, his arms crossed loosely over his chest. He didn't know that Lucifer had a mother. Whether or not she actually is who she says she is, it brings up some questions. Normally he wouldn't ask too many, but this is just too strange. ]

So Lucifer has a mother and a father?

[ That's... going to take some time to sink in properly. ]

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[ He's not very impressed with any of this. ]

Charlotte Richards? It is a vessel that you are wearing?

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Oh honey. I can't watch this any more, it's truly awful. Your family ought to be much nicer to you. I think they've forgotten who you are.

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[personal profile] hardballsy 2017-01-10 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
[Well.

Okay.

Josh guesses he has to be the professional one, here. And since no one else is talking about that little tidbit she slipped in about being a lawyer...]


Hi. This is Josh Lyman — I work with the Reform Branch. What was that you were saying about legal representation?

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Video un: SatanicAngel

[personal profile] best_mom 2017-01-19 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Congratulations about your son! It is rather the noble profession, though I can't blame you for wishing him to have something greater. We do always want to see our children with the best jobs.

Are you the dear Mother that Crowley mentioned? My name is Morticia. It is good to meet you.

[True to the username, the heavenly glow does mark Morticia as an Angel.]
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