ζΎιδΈζΎ | matsuno ichimatsu (
ichimyatsu) wrote in
hellnet2017-01-28 06:17 am
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so uh
what's a good naming convention for pets?
i've kind of never really had a pet i've officially been in charge of.
used to take care of a lot of stray cats, but if i called them by anything it was usually something stupid and simple like their breed.
we took to calling the one that hung around most "esp kitty" because it took a shot in the ass for me that gave it psychic powers for a day.
weird, i know.
[He switches to video, and Little Hades is assaulted with the visual of a grey and white Hell Kitten with bright blue eyes and six legs. Someone may recognize it as a recent theft or loss from Cuddle Club, but who knew if anyone actually paid attention to their animal cuddlers? The kitten squirms around until Ichimatsu sets it in his lap and he keeps the visual nearly entirely on it instead of himself, petting it carefully.]
...Anyway, uh. Open to ideas. He's male.
what's a good naming convention for pets?
i've kind of never really had a pet i've officially been in charge of.
used to take care of a lot of stray cats, but if i called them by anything it was usually something stupid and simple like their breed.
we took to calling the one that hung around most "esp kitty" because it took a shot in the ass for me that gave it psychic powers for a day.
weird, i know.
[He switches to video, and Little Hades is assaulted with the visual of a grey and white Hell Kitten with bright blue eyes and six legs. Someone may recognize it as a recent theft or loss from Cuddle Club, but who knew if anyone actually paid attention to their animal cuddlers? The kitten squirms around until Ichimatsu sets it in his lap and he keeps the visual nearly entirely on it instead of himself, petting it carefully.]
...Anyway, uh. Open to ideas. He's male.

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[ Katsura looks mesmerized. ]
How adorable! But there are so many possibilities... Do you know what kind of a name you're looking for?
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It's Katsura, do you like my Hellcat's six soft paws.]Uh... ah, not really. Maybe something relating to his colors?
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Foggy? Snowball? Mr. Mittens? Gin-san? Kak*shi-s*nsei? Whitey? Baron von Scrufflebutt?
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Baron von Scrufflebutt-- [He snorts a laugh and rolls the cat carefully onto his back to rub at his belly, the creature going boneless and purring.] ...Gin-san, though-- can I hazard a guess you know Gintoki?
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[ Katsura looks at the purring cat adoringly, seemingly snapped out of the pleasant trance when he's asked a question and frowning a little. ]
How did you know? Yes, in fact, I do.
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He reaped me, and I don't figure there are many people whose names could be shortened to "Gin" around here.
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Well, it does not have to be a shortening of anything. Cats like shorter names. "Gin" would be just enough.
[ They have actually been told that by an actual cat... long story. ]
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And where did you find that pretty little thing?
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ah, i didn't.
he was given to me.
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You know he sort of looks like a cloudy sky, to me? The grey and the white? Maybe that's just me Β―\_(γ)_/Β―
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i don't really deserve him, but i'll take good care of him if he wants to stay.
ah that's a good point, he does. maybe if i write it ζγ...
[Ichimatsu how did you get it to type in Japanese just then.]
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Yeah, that's pretty cute. Suits him. ΰΈ (ΰΉβαΊβΰΉ)ΰΈ
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the grey and the white and then his blue eyes make it really fitting. thanks, i've never really named animals specifically since most of them are just strays i've fed.
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[ Children are always quick to name things. ]
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...me and cats have a common disinterest in children as a general rule. Didn't expect you the type to like kids.
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[ Though he does kind of like them, too, yes. ]
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...don't what? Like kids? Work at a daycare? Own a daycare? Bleach your hair?? It can't possibly be naturally that color.
[...Ichimatsu,]
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Kitty, for a Lion. All right, I'll take that. Don't think this guy's much of a lion though.
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It's like people naming big animals "Tiny" and small ones "Beast" or "Cujo".
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