VIDEO; UN: Trickster (backdated to Plague Day 2)
[Gabriel doesn't normally look quite so panicked. Normally he's carefree, laughing and joking and being ridiculous, but now he looks worried. There's a slash across his eyebrow, a deep slash or claw-mark perhaps, and it's leaking a thick trail of blood. Gabriel ignores it though, and even as he speaks, it begins to close up. Angels heal fast.
Besides, he has bigger things to worry about. He's leant against a door, some people might recognise it as the door that opens into the Cuddle Club. Beyond it, there's an unpleasant scuffling noise and then the horrible noise of an angry cat, hissing and growling.
Gabriel winces. He's put his weight against the door, trying to be surreptitious about it. He doesn't have animals up here. He certainly doesn't currently have crazy, rabid, violent bunnies and cats and who knows what else. Nope. Nothing to see here]
Er... Silks is going to be closed for the rest of the week. Nothing to worry about, just some minor redecoration and maintenance. You guys really know how to have fun!
Besides, he has bigger things to worry about. He's leant against a door, some people might recognise it as the door that opens into the Cuddle Club. Beyond it, there's an unpleasant scuffling noise and then the horrible noise of an angry cat, hissing and growling.
Gabriel winces. He's put his weight against the door, trying to be surreptitious about it. He doesn't have animals up here. He certainly doesn't currently have crazy, rabid, violent bunnies and cats and who knows what else. Nope. Nothing to see here]
Er... Silks is going to be closed for the rest of the week. Nothing to worry about, just some minor redecoration and maintenance. You guys really know how to have fun!

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Permaprivate; UN: Trickster
how is cat-john? my advice is do not pet.
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1/6 probably
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video; un: Hellblazer
Well. I suppose I don't need to ask if you've seen Mange. Thought maybe it was just him sick of my company.
Need some help or can you - do whatever that appear and disappear thing it is you sort do?
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I'm sure if he's in there, he'll be holding his own. Or found somewhere to hole up with the contents of my salad drawer.
I'm good. Just er, [He reaches up, touches the cut on his eye, which is already mostly healed, and makes a face at the blood on his fingers] I'm good. Yeah.
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Last I saw of him, he was going on about the animal revolution being at paw, that we fleshy creatures should fear the four legs good war coming. If he breaks anything, I'll pay for it.
Anything on the tinkly Heaven line about why all the animals I've seen today are trying to eat demons and angels?
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But if you do need to get your rocks off, I can give you a few numbers.
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that was a mangled metaphor. that's how bad it is.
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privatevideo; un:notmydivision
Are you sure you're alright?
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In fact, Dad probably doesn't even know.
He gestures to his face. ] It's fine. But Princess almost took my fingers off this morning. I... she's sleeping, in my office.
What can I do to help you? I'm guessing that the most of LHPD took today off.
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It's not as bad as you might think. With things going as crazy as they are, it turns out that they would rather be around people who are reasonably well armed and not as likely to shoot them in the back as help them.
[ They're a pretty sad lot, honestly, but they're still cops. They may not be noble enough for self-sacrifice, but they tend to stick together when things get bad. ]
Making them sleep it off seems like a good idea. Is that hard to do for you?
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video; UN: basher
[ Strange muttonchopped man is on the verge of laughter here. ]
What was it that got you, then? I would be more than happy to take care of it for you.
Re: video; UN: basher
[ Gabriel is a little stressed right now and the laughter is not helping. Jokes are only funny when they aren't on him]
How exactly are you going to help? Out of curiosity?
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[ It takes a lot to stress Moran out, especially when someone else's pain is right there for him to have a chuckle over. ]
I'm something of a sportsman. Cats are my specialty. I prefer the sort with stripes and sharp claws, but I'll take out anything you like.
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text; UN: ny4n
but, uh
having trouble? i'm pretty good with animals...
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[Gabe he has five brothers and that lie was weak. Try again.]
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[Video | un: parfaitsamurai]
[ Nobody's going to believe your explanation. ]
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[Still video]
Oi, I'm telling you how to avoid this situation if it happens again! We've got all of eternity, you're gonna need it. I'm totally helpful!
[That's fine parfait, Gabriel is texting. He has places to go, people to see]
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TEXT; un: shadowthief
Permaprivate; UN: Trickster
Can you stay away from anything that might have teeth and claws? Please?
voice; un: firstson
[ Do not lie to your brother. He will not be impressed. ]
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[There's a moment, a beat where Gabriel doesn't know if he should air his thoughts.]
It's like Egypt all over again.
[ Michael knows Gabriel didn't like Egpyt one bit. And it wasn't about the sand getting everywhere either. ]
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