[It's a miracle this thing is working at all, so you get a nonsense username, sorry folks. Either way, the screen comes on and a hand jerks away as static fills the screen intermittently and the guy jumps back, disappears down to the ground for a moment and then stands up, kind of off center and a little cockeyed, but in half a moment the static clears as his magic circle (which is invisible unless you can see that kind of thing) goes up.

Harry looks unkempt, needing a shave and a hairbrush and is still wearing a leather duster that falls below the camera screen to just below his knees despite the heat. And he looks jubilant that the phone hasn't exploded.  ]


There! HAH take that technology. [Clearing his throat he touches the brim of an imaginary hat in greeting to anyone watching, and he thinks he got it right, this should be going out to everyone but he might be wrong. He had to do it all pretty fast to avoid destroying his third device. Settling down and starting to look serious again he starts in.]

Hey there demons and succubi and all the inbetweeners. I'm Harry Dresden, used to work in Chicago and now posthumously I'll be working in Little Hades. When I find the book I'll put myself in it but for now, I'm a Wizard and I specialize in finding lost items. I also do paranormal investigation and consulting as well as advice. My rates are reasonable. Don't ask for love potions I don't do those and I don't do parties. You can leave a message for me at the Limbo Hotel if you have a job for me. Don't know how long I can keep this thing working so I'm gonna leave it short.

[Aaand he leaves it going for questions because he doesn't know how this shit works, ok? This is the very first time he's done video anything outside of being on the Larry Fowler show. Plus it'll be a pain the the butt running between the phone and his circle when people start talking to him. Assuming people talk to him. He mutters something about how that stupid thing better be on.]