Uh, hi.

[ Clearly he's not fully comfortable with addressing everyone in Hell, but it's either do this or just argue with himself forever, and that's been getting him nowhere. ]

I'm Topher. Brink. Topher Brink.

[ He waves. Okay, now that greetings are done, time to get to business. ]

I need some advice of the... romantic sort. There's a girl- a woman here, and I think we're having a little problem.

[ Yes, he's aware that this is embarrassing. ]

She keeps trying to run away, like she doesn't want to actually see me. I mean, we've had some problems before, but-

[ He doesn't know how to finish that. She died before they could actually make progress. ]

I can't tell if I did something, but there's always a reason why someone would want to push another person away. I think, anyway.

[ He isn't really speaking with a lot of experience behind him, after all. ]

Has that happened to any of you before?

[ As he's winding this down, he finds himself wondering just how it happened that his first-ever message is one dealing with romantic problems. Again, it seems a little embarrassing, but he's in over his head, and he needs some outside advice. ]