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I wrote two things recently! In a departure from my usual habit of rambling on for 10-15k, these are both fairly short—really short, in one case.

For Half a Moon, the prompt “The Scholar” immediately made me think of The Incandescent. One of the things I really enjoyed in the book was the description of everyday campus life at a magical school—or, more precisely, a very realistic school that happens to include magic among its subjects. I will take any amount of quotidiana relating to demons in an educational setting. My fic is set slightly pre-canon, or possibly in the early days of canon, a few weeks into the academic year. It is, however, somewhat spoilery about something that is revealed later in canon.

A Creature Was Stirring (2184 words) by hidden_variable
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Incandescent - Emily Tesh
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Sapphire "Saffy" Walden, Lilly Tibbett (The Incandescent)
Additional Tags: magic in academia, Demonic Possession, Office Supplies, Mice, no mice were harmed in the making of this fic
Summary:

Chetwood faculty are reminded not to store food in their offices, as this may attract unwanted pests. Any actual or suspected cases of demonic possession, no matter how minor, should be reported at once to the Director of Magic, in person or via the campus web portal.



Part of the inspiration for this story was an actual incident of finding a mouse in my office years ago. The initial setup was almost exactly as in my fic: I got a bag of candy from some campus event, left it in my office and forgot about it. Some weeks later my printer complained of a paper jam, and I opened the paper tray to find bits of candy wrappers everywhere. Later that day, I was startled by a noise that proved to be a gnawed hunk of Tootsie Roll dropping onto my desk. There’s a fabric-covered vertical panel at the back of the desk to cover cables and things, and I could hear something scrabbling around in the space between the panel and the wall. Then I saw a small whiskery face peering out from the bottom of the panel, presumably looking for its Tootsie Roll.




My second short fic is a drabble—first one I’ve ever written. It’s based on an idea that occurred to me during Yuletide, when I was requesting fantasy snake fight crossovers. But I couldn’t exactly write a Yuletide treat for myself. It was self-contained enough that I decided I could fit it into a drabble, which was kind of a fun exercise, and I submitted it for Seasons of Drabbles, which is now de-anonymized.

A Matter of Taxonomy (100 words) by hidden_variable
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: FAQ: The "Snake Fight" Portion of Your Thesis Defense - Luke Burns, Derkholm Series - Diana Wynne Jones
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Deucalion (Derkholm), Corkoran (Derkholm)
Additional Tags: Drabble, magic in academia, Dragons
Summary:

Corkoran faces an administrative conundrum at the University. Deucalion is no help.



I think this could be read without knowing canon for Derkholm; all you really need to know is that Deucalion is a dragon, while Corkoran is an inept temporary head of a magical university.
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My main Yuletide assignment was written for [personal profile] skygiants, who asked for post-canon Witch Week fic. As soon as I saw this prompt, I started having ideas about it, and I was quite excited when I ended up with it as an assignment.

Remember, Remember (13646 words) by hidden_variable
Chapters: 4/4
Fandom: The Chronicles of Chrestomanci - Diana Wynne Jones
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Nan Pilgrim, Charles Morgan, Nirupam Singh, Estelle Green (Chrestomanci), Brian Wentworth (Chrestomanci), Mr. Wentworth (Chrestomanci), Cat Chant, Christopher Chant, Millie Chant, Klartch (Chrestomanci)
Additional Tags: Witch Week, sentient cleaning implements
Summary:

One year later, it’s Witch Week again. A great deal of magic is once more loose in the world. And a number of cleaning and gardening implements are not happy with the direction things have taken.



Putting the rest of this under a cut since it contains spoilers for Witch Week and for my fic, plus it’s really long:

Witch Week fic rambling )

I also had time to write one treat. I had seen [personal profile] lurking_latinist‘s request for the E-Z Math Textbook series and really wanted to write something for it; I especially was intrigued by the prompt for a crossover with the NIST Measurement League. How could I resist that?

This is without a doubt the nerdiest thing I’ve ever written. I don’t think any particular canon knowledge is needed to read it, although a high math/science pun tolerance probably helps.

Significant Figures (2504 words) by hidden_variable
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Barron's E-Z Math Textbook Series - Douglas Downing, Measurement League: Guardians of the SI (NIST)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Professor Second (Measurement League), The Mole (Measurement League), Candela (Measurement League), Monsieur Kilogram (Measurement League), Dr. Kelvin (Measurement League), Ms. Ampere (Measurement League), Professor Stanislavsky (Barron's E-Z Math Textbook Series), Marcus Recordis (Barron's E-Z Math Textbook Series), The King (Barron's E-Z Math Textbook Series), Major Uncertainty (Measurement League), The Gremlin (Barron's E-Z Math Textbook Series)
Additional Tags: Mathematics, Physics, Crossover, Yuletide Treat
Summary:

Professors Stanislavsky and Second are old friends; now each has become highly significant in her own field. Will their combined skills be sufficient to stave off the forces of chaos and uncertainty in Camorra?

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I cannot believe my amazing haul from Yuletide this year: THREE gifts in the main collection, PLUS two Madness gifts. All of them involve The Incandescent or snake fights — that’s an inclusive OR, because one is a crossover of the two. I’m going to list them in chronological order of when they were posted, because they were all fantastic:

1. Transcript of Fall Cybersecurity Training from Chetwood IT Team

Mandatory cybersecurity training, but with demons! There’s actually a good reason behind all those restrictions on installing software and using unapproved devices on campus.


2. One of the Great Traditions of Public Education

What if someone wrote an FAQ document about fighting demons for A-level exams, and then students actually took it seriously? This manages to be both hilarious and ominous, with an incisive character analysis of Saffy Walden and some tantalizing hints of what her thesis defense with the Phoenix was like.

3. FAQ: The "Snake Fight" Portion of your Lazgarian Visa Application

Snake fights: they’re not just for thesis defenses anymore! But don’t panic; just be sure you know where your towel is. The Hitchhiker’s Guide crossover I never knew I needed; perfectly captures the Guide’s characteristic combination of petty bureaucracy and extreme danger.

4. Not An Exact Science

The first of my two Madness gifts. As I said in my comment, this is like a dessert sampler of snake fight crossovers perfectly targeted to me, with selections from my list of 100 influential books. Please be my friend, mystery author! (Unless you already are my friend, in which case, hi!)

5. FAQ: The “Snake Fight” Portion of Your Magical Practitioner Examination

A note-perfect Rivers of London snake fight crossover, featuring excellent Peter, Nightingale, and Abigail voices. Nightingale reveals hidden depths with his own snake fight history. Will Peter be forced to face a deadly reptile as well?

Now back to read more of the collection; I’ve barely scratched the surface so far.
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Dear Yuletide writer,

Thank you so much for writing for me! This will be my fourth Yuletide, and I’m excited to be back. I’m [archiveofourown.org profile] hidden_variable on AO3 as I am here. My account is set to accept gifts, and I’d be very happy to receive treats.

General likes (in no particular order, and not an exhaustive list): humor (especially nerdy science or math puns); witty banter; teamwork; parent-child relationships; sibling relationships; friendships between characters of disparate backgrounds; slow-burn romance; magical or supernatural phenomena approached in a “scientific” way (experimenting to figure out the rules); characters being highly competent in their own areas of expertise (and also being tested in areas where they aren’t so competent); casefic/mysteries; solving problems/defeating evil based on intelligence and research (as opposed to physical prowess).

General DNWs: E-rated sex or violence, a focus on torture or child abuse, dark/hopeless endings (but see canon-specific notes for Face in the Frost), death of requested characters (deaths of OCs, or mentioning deaths that occur in canon, are fine), unrequested ships for requested characters. No Harry Potter crossovers (but many other crossovers are great!)

If you already have an idea you want to write about for one of these canons, go for it! I’d rather receive something you’re excited to write than something that exactly fits one of my prompts. Having said that, below are some of my thoughts and ideas for each of the canons I’m requesting, in case you find them helpful.

The Face in the Frost - John Bellairs
Requested character: Prospero

The Face in the Frost )


The Incandescent - Emily Tesh
Request: Worldbuilding

The Incandescent )

Hexwood - Diana Wynne Jones
Request: Any

Hexwood )

Scholomance - Naomi Novik
Requested character: Scholomance (i.e., the school itself, as a sentient building/magical AI)

Scholomance )

FAQ: The “Snake Fight” Portion of Your Thesis Defense - Luke Burns

Snake fight )
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Hey, so I’m planning on nominating The Incandescent for Yuletide, and I just thought I’d ask here to see if anyone has particular characters they want to see nominated, and/or wants to coordinate to try to get as many characters into the tagset as possible. I’m going to want to ask for worldbuilding, but I don’t know if I should take up a character slot with an official Worldbuilding nomination. Thoughts?
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A couple of years ago I wrote about how I’ve started creating exam problems by feeding my old test questions to ChatGPT and asking for a critique of the results. Since then I’ve included a problem like this on every exam. I have to admit it’s been getting a bit more difficult to produce them, as ChatGPT has gotten better at responding to typical physics problems. I got into a discussion about this with a student recently: they said they used ChatGPT to check their answers, and expressed surprise when I cautioned them not to trust it. They also had a hard time believing that the chatbot nonsense I’d included on their last exam had been generated just a couple of weeks previously.

Well. ChatGPT now offers image capabilities–even in the free model, with a limited number per day. This opens up a whole new class of questions I can ask it. Today it created the diagram below, which made me laugh until literal tears came to my eyes, so I couldn’t resist sharing it:

Forces in Motion: a Vector Study by ChatGPT )

You will be assimilated by the Skateboarg! Resistance is negligibble! The uphill “Gravity” arrow is a nice subtle touch.

Anyway, I’ll be keeping this in mind later this week as I attend all the fall semester opening day talks about what a useful tool AI is.
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This is a post about two middle-grade books that came out in the early 1990s, just a bit too late for me to have run across them as a kid (I was a teenager at the time, and had started thinking of myself as “too old “ for this type of book). But I’ve found them now because a) I have a kid of my own, and b) I’m sufficiently old not to have any compunction about buying or reading children’s books for myself.


Goblins in the Castle )

Aliens Ate My Homework )
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As I’ve commented to several people already, The Incandescent, as a book about magical education written from a teaching perspective, feels precision-targeted to my exact interests. This writeup isn’t exactly a review as such; it’s more a discussion of my own very personal and idiosyncratic responses to this book. I have a lot of thoughts, and I’m not sure how well I’ll be able to shape them into a coherent form, but here goes.

The Incandescent is very clearly in conversation with other magic-school books (including the usual suspects) sometimes in a very pointed way, but it’s staking out some unique ground. I’m trying to think of another magic-school book I’ve read that features a teacher/professor as a major POV character, and that talks about pedagogy in a serious way, and nothing is coming to mind. Diana Wynne Jones’s Year of the Griffin perhaps comes closest, but that book makes it very clear that the students are the heroes here. There are definitely some sections written from the perspectives of professors—mostly Corkoran—but these are primarily focused on administrative tasks like fundraising, the sort of thing that also tends to be the focus of non-magical academic satire. When we do see Corkoran engaged in any teaching-related activity, it’s only to highlight what an absolutely dreadful teacher he is, as in the scene where he’s grading essays and giving everyone C’s for, basically, being too thoughtful and creative rather than regurgitating the same slop he expects. The Scholomance of course doesn’t have teachers at all aside from the sentient school itself, and we don’t get its perspective in canon. And don’t get me started on the thinness of the worldbuilding around the Hogwarts professors.

Our protagonist in The Incandescent is Dr. (not Miss! The struggle is real) Sapphire “Saffy” Walden, who teaches Invocation at the elite Chetwood School. Like Hogwarts, Chetwood is a boarding school saturated in its own history and legend; like the Scholomance, it’s home to teenagers who are prone to attracting horrific magical monsters. And it’s obviously pushing back against both of these examples. For starters, the numbers make more sense: it’s not reasonable that a school serving the entire magical population of the UK would have maybe 10 students per grade, or that only 20% of every graduating class would leave high school alive. But more importantly, Chetwood is run by competent adults. I mentioned in an earlier post that the Scholomance books solve the classic YA problem of “getting adults out of the way so kids can save the world” in a particularly drastic way. The Incandescent takes an even more radical approach, by having the adults actually stick around and do their jobs. One of the major themes here is the idea that being a grownup is in fact a good thing, pushing back against the Peter Pan concept that childhood is a special magical time that no one should want to leave behind.

Vaguely spoilery comments in relation to this
I was initially a little disappointed that Nikki and the rest of the Year 13 Invocation class didn’t get to play a bigger role in the final section of the book. They’re very talented! They have relevant skills! But as I consider it more, I think the role they played was exactly the correct one: to figure out the correct person to ask for help, and make the request. They’re still kids; it’s right and appropriate for adults to take the responsibility to protect them. So many children’s and YA books are centered on the premise of “we can’t possibly tell our parents/teachers/authority figures about this terrible problem”; it’s refreshing to see that get subverted a bit here.


I really liked the fact that Chetwood teaches regular academic subjects as well as magic. I suppose the Scholomance did this to some extent, but my impression there was that the other topics exist only in service to magic, like learning a language in order to cast the associated spells. I want to know more about how the magic and non-magic subjects interact. There’s a comment (in the context of Walden levitating someone) about magic like that having “really serious disagreements with physics,” but I don’t believe for a second that physicists, on observing a levitation, are going to sit back and say, “Oh, well, not our business.” Like, if it happens in the universe, it’s physics. We’d want our grubby fingers all over that. Kids in Mechanics 101 would be drawing free body diagrams of levitated objects. People would be writing papers about what kind of gauge bosons could transmit magical forces, and what fundamental particles demons are made of. And now you know what sort of thesis topic I would have chosen if I lived in this universe.

Many of the details about Saffy’s experience of teaching ring very true to me. Some are relatively mundane: procedural stuff about grading papers, such as starting with the stronger students’ work to give an idea of the scope of what can be expected, or going back through a weaker submission looking for opportunities to give more points and pick out useful ideas even if they got muddled in the final product. Or the experience of observing another teacher’s class and giving feedback—I’ve definitely never seen that in fiction before. And the imps and minor demons that infest copy machines and other electronic devices are supremely relatable. In my case they made me think of my office printer, which recently decided to complain of a paper jam after every single individual page, or the ceiling-mounted classroom projector that stopped responding to the remote and can only be turned on or off by manually pressing the power button with a 2-meter stick.

Other points of connection are more emotional for me. The comment from Saffy’s ex, Roz, about her being “wasted” as a teacher really hit me hard. I’ve gotten that exact comment multiple times (fortunately never from anyone I was especially close to). In most if not all of those cases, I think the person meant it as a compliment, but in fact it’s the opposite. Teaching is a skilled job, and an important one, no less so than other possible careers one might pursue with a PhD Doctorate in Thaumaturgy; implying otherwise is a direct attack on someone who has devoted their life to education. (Of course Saffy turns around and pulls the same thing on her love interest Laura Kenning, saying she’s too good to be in a “dead-end” job like campus security, and of course this underestimation is going to turn around and bite her later.)

Because I am me, I am always looking for Diana Wynne Jones connections, so this line jumped out at me: “Will Daubery, you have a charmed life.” I will eat my hat if that’s not a Chrestomanci reference. I know Tesh is a DWJ fan since I have been listening to the Eight Days of Diana Wynne Jones podcast. In the episode on Charmed Life, there’s a discussion about how Chrestomanci represents the upper classes and traditional authority, while the upstart magicians and hedge witches working with Gwendolen to plot against him are a sort of working-class attempt at revolution. And there’s no question in Charmed Life about which side belongs to the bad guys. So I think The Incandescent is pushing back against this to some degree.

Putting this part under a cut–spoilers on a thematic level only:
So, okay, is Mark Daubery Chrestomanci? An outside consultant employed by a shadowy government-connected authority, who gets called in to investigate serious problems potentially involving misuse of magic? Who comes from a long line of powerful, wealthy aristocratic enchanters, who is good looking, extremely well-dressed and rather full of himself? Chetwood school shares a lot of DNA with Chrestomanci Castle, with its centuries-old traditions and architecture, the way its history (magical and otherwise) has soaked into the landscape and bled through into the parallel world of the demonic plane. The school is magnetically attractive to just about everyone in this book: Walden herself, random tourists who try to get onto the campus, parents who want to ensure their children’s future, and of course demons. Mark is there as a representative of all that: tradition, elite education, the Establishment; he’s superficially charming while concealing an unpleasant core. And he makes a good contrast: the exact opposite of Laura Kenning in every characteristic. So that’s what I think Mark is doing thematically in the book. (Plotwise, as others have pointed out, his role gets very confusing toward the end.)


And now let’s get into major plot spoilers:

I have a lot of thoughts about the Phoenix: first of all, how much do I want to read a description of Walden’s thesis defense? We clearly need an FAQ on the Snake Fight Demon Binding Portion of Your Thesis Defense. (Apparently my first thought about everything now is “snake fight crossover.”).

There were a number of things about the Phoenix that I liked a lot. When Walden first releases it in the confrontation with Old Faithful, it’s her secret weapon, but at the same time she is its secret weapon too: it has “Walden’s expertise, and Walden’s self-discipline, and Walden’s years of experience in outwitting schoolchildren.” And later, the Phoenix asks how to do “the thing you do”--how to help someone improve, how to teach. I love the idea of the demon as a student. It’s interesting that both the Phoenix and Laura (with her magic lessons from Roger Rollins) are setting out to learn new things, while Walden is resting on her own expertise just a little too smugly. This goes back to her observation of Ezekiel’s class, her disappointment that the topic is magical ethics because she expects it to be boring and perfunctory, and then the amazing discussion on whether a demon is a person. Walden is very comfortable giving her thoughts on this to the class, but she clearly hasn’t thought deeply enough about it for someone who is keeping a demon imprisoned on her own arm.

I do think the worldbuilding could be a little more clear as to how the Phoenix fits into the legal/institutional structure of magic. To what extent is it a secret? Is it completely aboveboard or is it pushing the envelope of what is allowed in the Invocation field? Obviously for us as readers it’s a complete surprise when the Phoenix is unveiled during Old Faithful’s incursion (which makes narrative sense.) From Laura’s reaction, we know it’s also a surprise to her, although she does say the Marshals keep track of the handful of people in the country who have the skills to summon higher-level demons (not necessarily the same thing as keeping a captive demon on hand–uh, on arm). When she decides not to wear her cardigan to the Christmas party, Walden reflects that her colleagues already know about her tattoos and the Phoenix, because they saw them on the night of the incursion–so does this imply that they hadn’t known prior to that night? Some of them must know. It was her thesis topic, which means she certainly would have written about it in her application, and probably talked about it in her interview. (I would totally read fic of her job interview, btw.) So the Headmaster would know, along with whoever was on the hiring committee. I have to assume they’d have had a conversation about it with whoever was head of the Marshals at the time, along with probably the school’s insurance company, legal advisors, etc. It’s not totally clear to me whether Walden is the first person ever to cage a demon in this way, or just one of a select few, but that’s the kind of research that makes a splash either way. She probably had a famous paper published in Nature, or whatever the magical equivalent is (Sorcery? Plane?). And the whole point about research in academia, as opposed to the military or the private sector, is that it’s shared and publicly available. People on campus would talk about this kind of thing–students, even. (Even my completely mundane, non-demon-involving thesis research has inspired a lot of unprompted student questions.) So it seems a little weird that Mark, on behalf of his shadowy government employer, wouldn’t have any other way to find out about the Phoenix and its capabilities than to hang around… surreptitiously luring in smaller demons to try to get the Phoenix to fight them? Anyway, I think this background could have been developed in more detail.


I still have more things to say, but this is already very long, so I’m going to cut myself off. In summary, I very much enjoyed this book and identified with it in multiple ways.
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I didn’t sign up for the Worldbuilding Exchange, but I did spend some time looking through the requests, and I was intrigued enough to write a treat focusing on Mrs. Pentstemmon from the Howl series. Mrs. Pentstemmon is interesting to me because of the important role she must have played in the development of Howl’s magic—his respect for her is clear even in his “heartless” phase—and also because of the way she is at the heart of the backstory for so many of the other notable magic users we meet: Wizard Suliman, Mrs. Fairfax, and the Witch of Montalbino from House of Many Ways.

The idea that really got its claws into me was a recommendation letter as written by Mrs. Pentstemmon. The rec letter is a form I have plenty of practice with. I wrote about a dozen of them in January-February this year—‘tis the season. Writing as Mrs Pentstemmon recommending Howl immediately sounded fun: she canonically has a very high regard for his abilities, but she also strikes me as someone who wouldn’t pull any punches regarding his obvious flaws. So I would get to say fun things that I would never think of writing in a real recommendation.

It was a lot of fun trying to put the letter into a plausible voice. For all the enticing hints of huge backstory influence, Mrs P. really doesn’t have many lines in canon; the only time we ever see her “onstage” is in her meeting with the enspelled Sophie pretending to be Howl’s mother. So I had to extrapolate. Sometime after I had finished writing this story, I happened to be watching Mary Poppins with S, and it hit me that there’s a lot of Mary Poppins DNA in my Pentstemmon voice, although I didn’t consciously make the connection at the time. There’s also a good bit of Hilary Tamar in there, I think, and possibly a dash of the Dowager Duchess from Downton Abbey.

I looked very carefully through all three books in the Howl series to find Mrs. Pentstemmon’s first name, but no dice. (I even tried Googling. The obnoxious AI response that appeared at the top of the results page informed me that her first name is Madame Suliman. Thanks, Google AI! This is exactly the level of performance I’ve come to expect from you!) I did learn the interesting fact that Penstemon is the name of a genus of flowering plants, commonly known as beardtongue, so I had to work that in somewhere.

The Pentstemmon Papers (3424 words) by hidden_variable
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Howl Series - Diana Wynne Jones
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Characters: Mrs. Pentstemmon (Howl Series), Ben Sullivan | Wizard Suliman, Howl Pendragon, Charmain Baker
Additional Tags: Worldbuilding, Wales-Ingary Portal, Magic Lessons, magic in academia, Oblique references to canonical character death, In-Universe Meta
Summary:

In which Mrs. Pentstemmon drafts a letter of recommendation.



More rambling, with spoilers for Howl’s Moving Castle and for my fic )

100 books

Apr. 9th, 2025 09:39 pm
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I’ve been very interested to see people’s lists of 100 formative/important books recently, so I have now created my own list here.

Some comments about the list:

The ordering of the list reflects the order in which I added the books–I thought about having it alphabetize them, but eventually decided that it was interesting to preserve that order. Roughly that means the ones at the beginning were more obvious choices for me, and therefore more important, but there’s a lot of randomness in there, especially farther down the list. I kept being reminded of books by seeing lists from others, or making connections with other books I read around the same time, or just taking a break and having additional unrelated thoughts about what to add. It’s a bit weirdly embarrassing thinking of this list as a sort of map of my psyche. I’m imagining people reading it and thinking things like, “How could you possibly think of adding Book X before Book Y?” or “Did Bunnicula somehow remind you of The Sound and the Fury? What is wrong with you?” Oh, well. Have fun!

Since this is supposed to be a list of books that were “formative” for me, it’s definitely biased toward things I read early in life. In some cases, I chose them because they are also books I’ve passed on to my daughter, so I now have a new layer of memories overlaid on the originals. There are definitely recent reads on there too–I figure I’m still in the process of being formed even at this late date. The recent ones tend to be books I’ve spent significant time thinking about for whatever reason—Some Desperate Glory because I wrote about it for Yuletide, as an example. Time will tell whether I still think of those as formative books later on. As a sort of test case, I remembered that I had made a (much shorter) list of meaningful books on Facebook long ago—turns out it was 2009. When I looked it up, I found that just about everything on it still appears on my current list. In a few cases I had replaced a book with something different by the same author, and for the rest I’d at least thought about them this time around but ended up deciding against them. So, I’m not too inconsistent at least.

Probably the most obscure/idiosyncratic thing on the list is the National Geographic Picture Atlas of Our Universe. It’s also one of the things that have had the most specific identifiable effect on my life, in that I’m pretty sure it was a contributing factor in putting me on the path of studying physics and astronomy. It was published in the early 80’s, and included what were at the time the most state-of-the-art photos available of Jupiter and Saturn and some of their moons, from the Voyager missions. But the section I remember most clearly is one in which they invented imaginary aliens that would be adapted to live on the other planets in the solar system, with detailed descriptions and artists’ impressions of what they would look like. For example, there were the Plutonian zistles, spiky sea-urchin-looking critters that thrive in super-cold temperatures because they run on superconductivity. When I was trying to find this book for my list, I remembered “Our Universe” from the title, but figured I’d have no luck searching for something so generic-sounding. Then I tried Googling “Plutonian zistles,” and it popped right up with correct book listings. Not only that, but when I went to add it to my 100 books list, I didn’t even have to upload it; it was already in their system. So apparently at least one other person somewhere has also added it to their list.

Omg, as of right now (as I’m writing up this post, before linking to the list from my journal), apparently 25 people have already seen it and voted on how many they’ve read? Amazing. How would they even find it? I clearly have no idea how this list site works.

Anyway, feel free to ask me about any of these in particular, or comment on which ones/how many you’ve read!
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My Real Children: I picked up this book based on [personal profile] cahn’s review. Like the Yuletide fic that she wrote for me, My Real Children features a pivotal moment in which the protagonist makes a decision that greatly affects the course of her life, and we see two alternate versions of the character emerge in each of the possible timelines. The book opens in 2015 with our heroine, Patricia, in her late eighties and suffering from dementia–not the most promising of openings, one might say, but I found myself caught up in the story nonetheless. Patricia finds that her surroundings keep undergoing subtle shifts back and forth between things like different window coverings and which direction the bathroom is from her bedroom–and, much more troublingly, she has two contradictory sets of memories, with two separate sets of children and grandchildren who come to visit her. She’s confused enough to wonder if this is all just an artifact of her dementia, but it gradually becomes clear that there really are two separate parallel timelines, stemming from a decision she made decades ago, and that her consciousness is now somehow moving back and forth between them. From that point, the book goes into flashback to show Patricia’s childhood and young adulthood, and then the two timelines branching off from a marriage proposal she either does or does not accept in her early twenties.

Aside from the existence of parallel timelines, and the fact that both timelines are alternate histories that differ from our own in ways that become increasingly obvious as time passes, this is basically realistic fiction. We see the different ways that Pat/Trish (she goes by a different nickname in each timeline) changes based on her experiences, and her family members and friends in each life are well drawn and engaging. It occurred to me as I was reading that my mom would probably like this book a lot. Although she’s 20 years younger than Patricia, I think a lot of the circumstances of Pat/Trish’s lives would resonate with her. And although she’s not generally much of an SFF reader, she and I have read and enjoyed discussing other books involving alternate histories and changing timelines, including Kate Atkinson’s Life After Life (which came up in the comments on [personal profile] cahn’s post) and Stephen King’s 11/22/63, which has a character going back in time to try to prevent the Kennedy assassination. I almost called my mom to recommend My Real Children to her… and then I decided not to, because I thought the dementia part might hit a little too close to home.

I found it especially interesting to compare/contrast My Real Children with Life After Life in particular. I’ll try to avoid spoilers for Life After Life here, but I’ll give a basic outline of the premise. The title is a play off “life after death,” but also carries the meaning of “one life after another." The main character, Ursula, keeps starting her life over again with the opportunity to make different choices. She’s born in England in 1910, so there are multiple possible causes for untimely deaths; each time Ursula dies, she wakes up again as a newborn in her cradle. She can remember (to some degree) what happened in previous lives, so she can try to prevent herself and/or her siblings from dying in the same manner again. She’s focused on saving herself and the people she loves, rather than trying to make the world a better place in general, but her choices have larger consequences; she ends up working very hard to try to prevent WWII. (I don’t consider any of this to be a spoiler, since within the first few pages of the book Ursula has already died at least twice and made an assassination attempt on Hitler.). Over the course of her many rounds of life, we get a multifaceted view of Ursula and her family; as in My Real Children, the characters felt real to me and I cared about many of them, including a few who existed in only one of the myriad timelines. The way that Life After Life relates Ursula’s choices to the events in the different timelines was in some ways more satisfying to me than the way this is handled in My Real Children— I’ll say more about this in spoilers below.

Thoughts about the ending of My Real Children—obviously spoilers for MRC, but not for Life After Life. )

Overall, I liked this book very much and it generated lots of thoughts! It also definitely makes a good pairing with Life After Life.
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Snowflake Challenge #15: Talk about an unexpected joyous moment you experienced last year.

It took me a while to decide what to say for this one. We all know that global events did not spark much joy last year, so let’s not talk about that. In my personal life, I was lucky enough to experience a number of good work and family events, but for the most part they were at least somewhat planned and expected. Fandom-wise, Yuletide definitely provided some moments of joy, both expected and not, but I’ve already written about that. So I decided to continue my Snowflake tradition of silly animal-related pictures. Yes, it’s now eligible to be called a “tradition,” since I will have done it twice after I finish this post. So, two moments of joy:

1. My favorite traffic alert of all time. Now, a traffic alert is not normally something that brings me joy, unexpected or otherwise. As a person who hates driving, I’ve somehow managed to end up living in one of the most car-oriented cities in the world–yay, dramatic irony! But seeing this particular alert pop up one morning while checking my work commute really made my day:

Make way for goslings )

2. Meeting a sloth. My family moved recently, and we discovered that near our new place there is a wildlife rescue center with an eclectic selection of animals: monkeys, porcupines, foxes, macaws, owls, eagles... Most of the critters either were found injured in the wild or were exotic pets that people were keeping illegally or could no longer take care of. However, they also have a two-toed sloth who is there as part of a captive breeding program. This was big news for my daughter, S, who just turned 7 and is absolutely obsessed with sloths. We discovered that the center offers a “sloth experience” in which a small group of people can go inside the sloth enclosure and be introduced to the sloth, so we immediately decided to do this with S.

The sloth, whose name is Sid, was very chill throughout the experience. Most of the time he was asleep, but he perked up a bit when our wildlife center guide offered him a snack, as shown here:

Sid the sloth )

Also for some reason there were two large sulcata tortoises hanging out in Sid’s enclosure—our guide wasn’t really able to explain this, other than saying they just liked being there. S referred to this gathering as the Slow Club.

Slow Club )

The tortoises were in fact much more energetic than Sid during our visit. They both walked over to investigate our feet, and then had a brief skirmish with each other over a celery stalk.


Remembering the examples from my snowflake post last year, I decided to test my phone’s identification capabilities on some pictures of Sid. It seemed fairly confused about his species: I got several variations on this:

Nice doggy? )

Here it did rather better, although it still didn’t quite have the right sloth variety. But my favorite part was its choice for “similar web images.”

Laugh it up, fuzzball )

I mean, you’re not wrong, Siri.
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Snowflake challenge #10: In your own space, talk about one of your fandom firsts. This could be your first fandom, your first fandom friend, the first fanwork you created, the first fanwork you interacted with... The options are endless!

My previous post actually had a lot of “firsts” in it: first fanfic I read, first story posted to AO3, and first time participating in Yuletide. When I saw this challenge, I thought about just linking to that same post again, but that felt a bit like cheating. Then I had another idea.

I said in my earlier post that I had never thought of writing down my fannish story ideas until a few years ago, but that isn’t quite true; there was something I wrote down in high school, almost exactly 30(!) years ago. Backstory: for English class in my junior year, everyone was required to memorize and perform a Shakespearian soliloquy; I did the “to be or not to be” speech from Hamlet. Toward the end of that year, there was a class trip in which we spent several days canoeing and camping along a river, the better to learn about Teamwork and Leadership and suchlike. The Hamlet soliloquy was still burned into my memory at this point, and the words kept swirling around in my head as we paddled along, until I eventually turned them into a… sort of canoeing-themed Shakespeare spoof? It’s not really a fanfic, but let’s call it my first transformative work. I later submitted it to a poetry contest, where it was deemed ineligible for a prize due to not exactly being an original work, but it did get published in the school’s literary magazine.

Thanks to the joys of moving, I recently unearthed a copy of said literary magazine in a box labeled something like “misc. office stuff,” so I am able to reproduce my version of the soliloquy here. Putting it under a cut so that no one needs to subject themselves to it unnecessarily:

to canoe or not to canoe )
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I initially started writing up something about my fandom history for Snowflake Challenge #2. It was interrupted for a while by real-life events, and then grew very long and rambling; I think it also encompasses Snowflake #3 (a fandom opinion that has changed over time) and #5 (something that has improved in my life thanks to fandom).

For me, fandom has always been focused on books. I’ve enjoyed plenty of movies and TV series as well, but books have been the media that sank most deeply into my brain. As a kid I liked to narrate ordinary life events to myself in the style of whatever book I had just been reading, or make up stories where I got to meet the characters or travel to their world. But I didn’t call that “fan fiction,” or even know that such a term existed. As an adult, I became vaguely aware through cultural osmosis that fan fiction existed, but I had heard of it mostly in connection with Fifty Shades of Gray and assumed it would not be my kind of thing at all. This would definitely be an "opinion that has changed over time"!

I’d say that my journey into fandom, in the sense of taking part in a larger community, began around seven years ago, when I had a new baby and found myself reading fewer books and more online content in the weird little snippets of time I had available. I was reading a blog post about L. M. Bujold’s Vorkosigan series, and I saw that in the comments someone had recommended a fanfic (A Bit Too Much Good Work by a_t_rain). I idly clicked the link, and it was very good! So now I knew there was such a thing as well-written fan fiction based on books I liked, and that some of it was collected on AO3, which I had never encountered before. I started looking up fic for other books I liked, and noticed that much of it seemed to be connected to something called Yuletide. I was intrigued enough to look up more information about it, whereupon I concluded that the rules sounded way too complicated for me. But I did find past Yuletide collections to be a good place to find interesting things to read, and I serendipitously reconnected with a real- life friend who, unbeknownst to me, had been participating in Yuletide for years.

About four years ago, I read Diana Wynne Jones’s Hexwood, which I wrote about for last year’s Snowflake Challenge. It was a book that both stuck with me and left me wanting to know more about the characters, with an intensity I hadn’t felt since childhood. I started idly constructing scenes and dialogue in my head while taking walks or doing housework. I ended up with a sort of archipelago of separate, clearly-imagined scenes, which had the potential to become a complete story if I could manage to build bridges between them. For the first time, I started writing down the fragments of my story and trying to insert some connective tissue between them. I don’t think I would have taken that step if I hadn’t known that AO3 existed, as a platform where my story could potentially be shared.

About a year after posting my first fic, I sort of slippery-sloped my way into signing up for Yuletide. At first, I decided (with some encouragement) to just do nominations, without worrying about signing up or being required to write anything. So I focused only on the part of the instructions about nominating, and it turned out not to be all that complicated after all. With the nominations accomplished, I looked at the tagset, and at other people’s Yuletide letters, and thought, “gosh, this sounds really fun…” I signed up after all, and it turned out to be an excellent decision.

This past Yuletide was my third time participating, and the results are a nice encapsulation of both “my fandom history" and “what has improved in my life thanks to fandom.” My gift was about Meg Murry O’Keefe from Madeleine L’Engle’s Kairos series, definitely a formative character from my childhood. My main Yuletide assignment was for a DWJ book—not Hexwood this time, but still something from the same author that first inspired me to write fanfic. And the treat I wrote was associated with another formative book from my childhood: it’s not a Lord of the Rings fic as such, but a perspective on a different fictional character through his own reading of LOTR. As a personal bonus, my Yuletide gift turned out to be written by a friend, and I managed to write something for a friend as well—the first time either of those things has happened in Yuletide for me. I don’t think I could ask for a better experience.

In my post about Hexwood last year, I said, “this book led me down a rabbit hole/into a wardrobe/through a portal that eventually brought me here.” And that’s really what fandom feels like: a magic door opening into a place just a little bit sideways from the ordinary world.
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I received an amazing Yuletide gift this year, for Madeleine L’Engle’s Kairos (O’Keefe-Murry family) series. I completely failed to guess that it was by [personal profile] cahn, but it makes perfect sense now that I know. (The Naming part is particularly apt coming from someone who knows what my real name is. :) This is everything I wanted from this prompt: Meg’s thoughts and feelings as an adult, explorations of alternate paths her life could have taken and a cosmic/science-fictional adventure for grownups.

known now in part, to be known in full (7155 words) by raspberryhunter
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Kairos (O'Keefe) Series - Madeleine L'Engle, Austin & Murry-O'Keefe Families - Madeleine L'Engle
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Meg Murry O'Keefe, Polly O'Keefe, Kate Murry
Additional Tags: Post-Canon, Multiverse, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Mother-Daughter Relationship, Choices
Summary:

Meg realized that the woman seemed very familiar. She had glasses and shorter hair, but otherwise looked very much like Meg herself; indeed, almost identical. "Hello, who are you?" Meg asked.

"Margaret Murry O'Keefe."

Meg blinked. The woman also had her voice. She said slowly, "That's... a bold claim. Who do you think I am?"

"Margaret Murry O'Keefe, of course!"




This year there were many things I wanted to write for Yuletide–in addition to my own assignment, which I was quite excited about, there were at least three other requests that caused specific ideas to start churning in my head. So I kept my assignment story to a reasonable length and got it done early Ha ha ha, no, obviously not, I kept to what is becoming my established Yuletide pattern and wrote a 15k DWJ story. The recipient was interested in a post-canon story about the University following the events of The Year of the Griffin. I had great fun both with writing the academic satire parts and constructing the plot. This was the most intricate plot of anything I’ve written so far—not that it’s hugely complex, but it did take some effort to keep all the moving parts working together. I tagged it as a casefic, which I wasn’t completely sure was legit—there’s no murder, and while there is a theft (even two thefts, sort of), that ends up being kind of incidental. But there is a mystery to be resolved, or actually several mysteries that end up being connected.

Part of the Furniture (15145 words) by hidden_variable
Chapters: 7/7
Fandom: Derkholm Series - Diana Wynne Jones
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Blade/Claudia (Derkholm)
Characters: Claudia (Derkholm), Blade (Derkholm), Elda (Derkholm), Myrna (Derkholm), Policant (Derkholm), Melissa (Derkholm), Umberto (Derkholm)
Additional Tags: Worldbuilding, Case Fic, magic in academia
Summary:

As Claudia, Elda, and their friends begin their second year of study at the University, Blade accepts a temporary teaching position, and is asked to investigate a strange outbreak of academic dishonesty. Meanwhile, a gargoyle is behaving extremely rudely, and one particular bar stool has gone missing from the buttery.



blathering with spoilers for the fic )

I did manage to write one treat as well–for a non-DWJ canon (Emily Tesh’s Some Desperate Glory), which counts as a major stealth move coming from me. I found [personal profile] hamsterwoman’s request about Avicenna as a Lord of the Rings fan really compelling, to the point where ideas about it would pop into my head at random times while I was at work or driving, etc.--I actually made some notes for this fic before I had even started working on my main assignment.

The Path of Most Resistance (2363 words) by hidden_variable
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Some Desperate Glory - Emily Tesh
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Avicenna (Some Desperate Glory), Yingli Lin
Additional Tags: Brief canon-typical homophobia, much lower than canon-typical levels of violence, which is not to say there is zero violence, Lord of the Rings fandom (not a crossover)
Summary:

Avicenna reads The Lord of the Rings. He has some thoughts.



blathering with spoilers for the fic )
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Dear Yuletide writer,

Thank you so much for writing for me! This will be my third Yuletide, and I’m excited to be back. I’m [archiveofourown.org profile] hidden_variable on AO3 as I am here. My account is set to accept gifts, and I’d be very happy to receive treats.

General likes (in no particular order, and not an exhaustive list): humor (especially nerdy science or math puns); witty banter; teamwork; parent-child relationships; sibling relationships; friendships between characters of disparate backgrounds; slow-burn romance; magical or supernatural phenomena approached in a “scientific” way (experimenting to figure out the rules); characters being highly competent in their own areas of expertise (and also being tested in areas where they aren’t so competent); casefic/mysteries; solving problems/defeating evil based on intelligence and research (as opposed to physical prowess).

General DNWs: E-rated sex or violence, dark/hopeless endings (but see canon-specific notes for Face in the Frost), death of requested characters (deaths of OCs, or mentioning deaths that occur in canon, are fine), unrequested ships for requested characters.

If you already have an idea you want to write about for one of these canons, go for it! I’d rather receive something you’re excited to write than something that exactly fits one of my prompts. Having said that, below are some of my thoughts and ideas for each of the canons I’m requesting, in case you find them helpful. Some of these are longer than others—this reflects the amount of time I had available and the amount I was able to copy/paste from previous requests, so a shorter request doesn’t mean I’m less interested in that fandom. I’d be very happy to receive a gift for any of these requests! I’ll put them in alphabetical order by title here.

The Face in the Frost - John Bellairs
Requested character: Prospero

The Face in the Frost )

Kairos (O'Keefe) Series - Madeleine L'Engle
Requested characters: Meg Murry O’Keefe, Kate Murry
Note: It’s fine with me if you want to pick one of the two as a primary focus (e.g., writing about Kate before her kids were born, or writing about Meg’s adult life without her mother’s playing a major role).

Kairos (O'Keefe) Series )

Scholomance - Naomi Novik
Requested character: Scholomance (i.e., the school itself, as a sentient building/magical AI)

Scholomance )

Temeraire - Naomi Novik
Requested character: Perscitia

Temeraire )
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Hi there! I’m still around. Real life has been very time-consuming over the past few months—mostly because of good things happening, not bad ones. It turns out that renovating a house and moving into it takes a very long time, and each step always takes longer than one has assumed. But now I have an actual DW post!

The root source of this post was the Esquire “75 best SF books of all time” meme that [personal profile] cahn and [personal profile] hamsterwoman, among others, have posted about. At some point I might write up more thoughts on the full list, but for now I’ll talk about the weird tangential rabbit hole this list caused me to fall into: former near-future dystopias that have passed their expiration date, so to speak. There should be a specific verb tense for describing an imagined future set in what is now our past.

George Orwell’s 1984 is on the list, no surprise, and seeing it made me think of how it’s been experienced differently at different times, even within my own family. My mother read it as a teenager in the 1960’s, and she told me that at the time 1984 seemed almost unimaginably far in the future. When I read it, in the early 90’s, 1984 had become the relatively recent past. The little girl who betrayed her father (Winston’s neighbor) to the Thought Police in the novel was seven years old, which is also the age I was in 1984; that connection gave me a bit of a chill. But some other aspects of the book struck teenage me as a little dated. For example, the “telescreens” in everyone’s houses, through which Big Brother would be constantly watching and ordering people to do morning calisthenics and so on: ha ha, so funny, imagining that your TV would be able to look back at you! Well, joke’s on me, now that website trackers and targeted ads and facial recognition are looking back at us through ubiquitous screens. Also, in contrast to my mom’s reading of the novel at the height of the Cold War, I was reading it at a time when the Berlin Wall had just fallen, the Iron Curtain was lifting, and it really felt as if this type of repressive regime might be disappearing from the world. So, another spot-on prediction by teen me. :( If S reads the book when she’s older, she’ll think of 1984 as a historical time decades before she was born, analogously to the way I think of, say, 1949 (when 1984 was first published). I wonder if high schools will still be assigning this book for English classes in the 2030’s.



The Esquire list also includes Kindred, by Octavia Butler, which I haven’t read, but I have read the Butler's Earthseed series (Parable of the Sower and Parable of the Talents). These books came out in the 90’s, not too long after I read 1984—but Parable of the Sower opens in… 2024. I read them in the summer of 2020, which was either a very bad time or a perfect time to read them, depending on one’s perspective: I haven’t had any other experience of reading a dystopian novel that felt so completely dead-on. Beyond the closeness of the year, there were so many other uncanny echoes of then-current events. For one: the protagonist Lauren Olamina, who is a teenager when Parable of the Sower begins, doesn’t go to school; instead there’s a sort of collaborative homeschool situation with other local kids, because it’s considered too dangerous to leave the immediate neighborhood. Olamina’s father is a college professor, but he is mostly teaching remotely (which, hey, guess what I was doing at the time?), although he does have to go in to work once a week or so. Everyone is staying home not because of a pandemic, but because of a general societal breakdown brought on by interrelated climate and economic crises. Some institutions of “normal” American life are still hanging on—there’s still a national government, with an elected President; the university still offers classes—but there’s a sense that everything is in a downward spiral. There are marauding gangs who steal food and supplies, and/or just destroy stuff, and the lights of the big city in the distance grow fewer and farther between every year.

The big city in this case is LA, which is the other reason this hit so close to home for me. The initial chapters are set in a fictional town called Robledos, but it’s very clearly based on Pasadena, Butler’s hometown and a place that I know very well. (There may be a bit of Altadena mixed in, with the neighborhood streets extending up into the foothills.) Later in the book, Olamina and some companions set out to walk along the 118 freeway to the 101, which is a route that I’ve sometimes driven to work. So the setting was hauntingly familiar to me in the first book of the eulogy.

The second book, Parable of the Talents, opens in 2032, which is of course a Presidential election year. One of the leading candidates is a charismatic demagogue named Andrew Steele Jarret.

cut for comparison of Jarret to a current political figure )



The Earthseed series takes its name from the new religion/belief system that Olamina founds. They’re working toward a long-term goal of human space exploration: “The Destiny of Earthseed is to take root among the stars.” I didn’t fully make this connection until I started writing this up, but the Earthseed adherents could be the precursors of the Utopian hive in Terra Ignota. They don’t get to have fun U-beasts or Nowhere coats, but they have the same drive and laser-focused sense of purpose. The Utopians fear that people may not want to leave Earth because it’s gotten too comfortable. Earthseed does not need to worry about that particular problem.



Another formerly-near-future dystopia on the Esquire list is The Children of Men, by P. D. James. I hadn’t previously read or heard of this, and when I saw it, my first thought was, “Really? That P. D. James?” All her other books, to my knowledge, are murder mysteries set in contemporary Britain—except for Death Comes to Pemberley, which is a murder mystery that is a Pride and Prejudice fanfic. So I was very curious to see what sort of SF she might have written.

The Children of Men was published in 1992, and takes place primarily in 2021, so we’re two for two on dystopias written in the 1990s that situate Bad Times in the 2020s. Coincidence? Well, probably yes. If you’re writing SF that wants to make a point about your present society and where it’s headed, 30-40 years out feels like a natural time interval to pick: far enough out to make major changes believable, but close enough to draw a direct line from current trends. It’s about the same interval that Orwell used in writing 1984.

The premise of The Children of Men is that humans have suddenly lost the ability to reproduce. Now an aging population is facing the extinction of the species within a few decades. Seeing this plot description, I was reluctant to begin reading another dystopia, on the grounds that if I wanted dystopia I could read the news. But, on the other hand, this seemed like a sort of… soft apocalypse, I suppose? There’s no nuclear war, climate disaster, or alien attack, just a slow quiet fading away. As it turns out, though, my apprehension was pretty well founded. While there’s no murder mystery as such, there are murders in plenty, both large-scale state-sponsored murder and individual murders, with several extremely brutal scenes. There’s an instance of child harm that I wasn’t expecting at all—it takes place in a flashback, back in “normal” times—and that bothered me quite a lot. I ended up having to read this book in small pieces, interspersed with lighter things.

In the novel, the last human children on record, known as the “Omegas,” were born in 1995–only three years after the book’s publication date, which is certainly a bold move. There’s no real explanation as to why. If Omega (also the name of the event) is due to a disease, or a reaction to some environmental toxin, it’s a very strange one: it seems to have hit everywhere in the world simultaneously, and produced no other symptoms aside from a lack of viable sperm (it is known to be specifically sperm and not eggs causing the issue).  Opining on the origins of Omega, our protagonist Theo Faron muses, “Much of this I can trace to the early 1990s,” and then goes into a these-kids-today rant about alternative medicine, crystals, pornography, and falling birthrates in Europe in 1991. Incidentally, Theo is supposed to be 50 in 2021 (making him 6 years older than I am), and while this is a fine 50-year-old-man-style rant, it reads very oddly coming from someone who would only have been in his early 20s in the early 1990s. It makes me wonder if this is in fact James’s own voice coming through. At any rate, this got some major side-eye from me as an “explanation” of the sudden infertility, but I was assuming Theo was probably an unreliable narrator on this point—he’s an Oxford historian who comments that he has no particular aptitude for or interest in science—and that we might learn more later. But no: this is all we ever get; the novel is emphatically not interested in exploring the cause, or any scientific approach to a cure. Rather than being a prediction or a warning in the way that 1984 or the Earthseed books are, it’s more of a pure thought experiment: if this were to happen for whatever unknown reason, what would the consequences be? It might be reasonable to question whether this “counts” as science fiction at all—I’d call it philosophy fiction, maybe? Theo says the discovery that even frozen sperm previously stored for IVF was no longer viable “was a peculiar horror casting over Omega the pall of superstitious awe, of witchcraft, of divine intervention. The old gods reappeared, terrible in their power.” Which is a theme that returns later—see spoilers below.

By 2021, the effects of Omega have rippled outward in time sufficiently that the apocalypse is no longer as soft as it once seemed. The Omegas have now reached age 25; some have formed lawless gangs of “Painted Faces” who ambush and attack travelers in rural areas; others are apparently hanging around Oxford in order to sneer contemptuously at everyone. “If from infancy you treat children as gods they are liable in adulthood to act as devils,” Theo comments. The deserted streets and public spaces of Theo’s world in January 2021 feel eerily like scenes from the actual 2020-21, although of course the reason for the lack of crowds is different. The pandemic caused people to leave cities for less-populated areas if they could; Omega has caused the reverse, as the government has announced it will gradually stop supplying services to smaller towns as the population shrinks and ages.

A large part of the early part of the novel comes to us in the form of Theo’s diary entries. Theo is unfortunately not a super-fun companion on the page. We hear a lot about how he never loved his parents enough, never loved his ex-wife enough, never loved his daughter enough. He definitely doesn’t love, or even like, his cousin Xan Lypiatt, the Warden of England (so called because “Warden of Great Britain and Northern Ireland” didn’t sound “romantic” enough)—but that is only to be expected, given that Xan and his ruling Council are exactly as unpleasant as you might guess. We learn that at one point Theo was an “adviser” to Xan and the Council, but that he gave up that role and returned to being an ordinary Oxford professor, teaching classes for part-time mature students (obviously the only type of classes that now exist). Theo describes the rotten state of the world and the Council’s horrible policies in a very detached, passive, and mildly snobbish tone. At this point in the book, I was getting increasingly frustrated with Theo—partly because his narrative voice is annoying, but also, like, dude, you are in a uniquely privileged position here and you’re not taking advantage of it! You could say things to the Warden and he might actually listen! Do you not have opinions on how things are going?

But in honesty, part of the reason this annoyed me so much is that this is exactly how I’d be tempted to react in a real life apocalypse scenario: don’t get involved and try not to think about it. The fact that he’s initially behaving this way makes it a genuine moment of moral growth, maybe even mild heroism, when he eventually does decide to take action. 

This comes about due to a request from Theo’s former student Julian.  Side note: the professor-former student relationship is nicely depicted here: he remembers her as an intelligent but challenging student who wasn’t afraid to argue with him, wishes her well but seems a bit embarrassed to be encountering her in a new context without the teacher-student hierarchy.   I googled the book while writing this up and saw that it has been made into a movie, in which they collapsed two characters into one by making Julian Theo’s ex-wife. I see why they did this—it simplifies things and also makes a later plot development more palatable—but it’s a shame to lose an interesting type of relationship that doesn’t appear so often in fiction. 

Anyway, Julian asks Theo to talk to Xan and the Council on behalf of a small resistance group of which she is part. He eventually agrees (after trying to weasel out and then encountering some firsthand evidence that yes, things really are that bad). There are only five people in the resistance group, and they are making preposterously outsized demands: restore democracy to the country, stop the required biannual fertility tests for all healthy people of childbearing age, and stop several other horrific policies that I’m not going to describe here because this post is already long and grim enough.   Naturally the Council is like, haha, no. 

Nothing much happens for several months. The next development takes us into major spoilers. 

Spoilers )



Finally, I’m putting this part outside the spoiler cut since it contains only vague thematic spoilers: I ultimately found this book somewhat frustrating and unsatisfying as SF, because, well, I like science! (I’m sure this fact is not news to anyone reading my journal.) If something strange and terrible happens, I like seeing the process of people working out what’s going on and devising a solution. And that is not what this book is. It’s probably unfair of me to fault it for not being something completely different than it was intended to be, but there it is. Do I regret reading it? No: it definitely brought up some interesting thoughts, and I think it’s going to linger in my memory. But I’m pretty sure I’ve now exceeded the USDA Recommended Dystopia Intake Per Decade, so no more of that for me for a while. My next post will be about something fun, I promise! I’m thinking of writing about graphic novels for kids that I’ve been reading with S.

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I posted a fic for [community profile] halfamoon this week. It should surprise no one that it’s a Hexwood story, with a word count just over 10k—it’s really amazing how I already seem to have such a distinct fic “type,” despite the small number of things I’ve written. I’ve been working on this one for a long time—my computer tells me I created the document in April 2022—but this gave me the impetus to finally finish it. [community profile] halfamoon is a challenge that focuses on female characters, and I thought this story fit the theme well. Hexwood is a book by a woman author, with a female main character, but it nevertheless has a male-dominated feel at times. Aside from that female main character, the other women in the novel either are evil or play a very minor role; one of them in particular (Siri) has the potential to be a much more interesting character, but gets treated very poorly by the narrative. I added some additional backstory and character development for Siri in my earlier fic “Imposter Syndrome,” and I built on some of that here.

There’s a group of five Important People in Hexwood (sorry, being vague here in an attempt to avoid spoilers) consisting of one woman and four men. I work in a very male-dominated field, and that 4:1 ratio is pretty much dead-on in terms of what I’ve encountered in my education and professional life—my year in grad school had four women out of about 20 students in my field, for example. So for this fic, I deliberately flipped that ratio, with four main female characters (or, I guess, kind of five, if you count the robot) and only one male playing a significant role. I posted it for the theme “Caregiving,” because it’s very much a parenting-focused story, but I think it also would have worked for “Secrets and/or Lies.”

My previous Hexwood stories focused on the immediate post-canon period, when everyone is still figuring out their new roles. I think there are a lot more stories to be told, probably a whole series of novels’ worth, about their next ten years… but somehow I ended up skipping over all that completely to write something that takes place 15 years later. This feels like one of the most personal things I’ve written so far. Obviously there’s a lot here that came out of my own experiences as a parent, and something of my relationship with my mom as well. One of the reasons this story took me so long to finish is that I sometimes found it hard to work on in the wake of my mom’s various health problems over the past year. In the fic, Vierran speculates that parents probably never stop worrying about their children at any age, but at some point there’s a crossover point wherein the children start worrying about the parents.

The Problem of Combing the Hair of a Spherical Dog (10584 words) by hidden_variable
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Hexwood - Diana Wynne Jones
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Mordion Agenos/Vierran Guaranty, Vierran Guaranty & Alisan of Guaranty, Vierran Guaranty & Siri Guaranty
Characters: Vierran Guaranty, Mordion Agenos, Alisan of Guaranty (Hexwood), Siri Guaranty, Original Child Character(s)
Additional Tags: Parenthood, Parent-Child Relationship, Robots, Topology as metaphor, references to canonical child abuse, Discussion of Pregnancy, Magic Lessons
Summary:

About fifteen years after the events of Hexwood, passing on the story to a new generation poses some challenges.



More random thoughts with mild spoilers for the fic )
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This is an absolutely ridiculous list for Snowflake #10, “Five things”—in particular, five photos that were amusingly misidentified by Siri on my phone. I suppose I can also count it for Snowflake #14, “Try something new,” since I just figured out how to upload images to Dreamwidth.

So, background information for some of these photos: I live in a neighborhood that has a large population of feral peacocks (more correctly, peafowl), although this is definitely not a part of the world to which they are native. Mostly they seem very chill about being near humans. Their reaction to having their pictures taken is typically something along the lines of, “Oh, did you get my good side?” As a result, I have a very large collection of such pictures.

A year or so ago, a new feature on my phone’s camera started offering to identify plants, animals, etc., that showed up in photos. Let’s see how it did:

What’s this bird roosting on a tree branch? )

Uh, let’s try that again:

What about these birds strolling across a lawn? )

One more time—surely it can’t miss this one:

What’s this bird walking down the street? )

Well, possibly it can do better with mammals than birds? I kind of feel like this next photo is cheating, because it’s not a picture I took myself. I downloaded it from the internet so I could use it for something at work. But I did enjoy the phone’s identification:

What’s this cute little fuzzy critter? )

And finally, the absolute best of these photo identifications:

Who’s this delightful garden inhabitant? )
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I’ve been thinking about making a post on Diana Wynne Jones’ Hexwood for a while now, and serendipitously, it happens to fit well for Snowflake Challenge #6: In your own space, share a favourite piece of original canon (a show, a specific TV episode, a storyline, a book or series, a scene from a movie, etc) and explain why you love it so much.

It’s clearly long past time for me to write about this—because of my Hexwood-saturated Yuletide experience, but, even more than that, because Hexwood is really the reason I’m here. I don’t mean ‘here’ as in ‘here in the universe,’ obviously, but as in ‘here on DW and AO3.” It’s the book that inspired my first fanfic, at an embarrassingly advanced age. I love it a lot. It’s a very strange, twisty, oddly-structured book that is very difficult to describe without giving away key plot points.

So, what can I say about Hexwood without spoilers? It takes place in… well, that’s kind of a spoiler, if I explain it properly. The main characters are… that’s definitely a spoiler if I explain it properly. It exists somewhere in the borderlands between fantasy and science fiction—I was going to mark that as a spoiler too, but we do after all encounter both a robot and a dragon within the first few pages, so I’ll allow it. It’s definitely not ``hard” science fiction; maybe it would be more accurate to call it fantasy with science fiction trappings.

I’ve seen Hexwood variously listed as a YA or “adult” book. It was originally published in 1993, which means that in some alternate universe I could have read it at age 16, and thus been nominally in the target audience age-wise. I’m pretty sure I would still have liked it then; it pushes a lot of buttons for me that already existed to be pushed at that point in my life. But I also think it hit me differently, and much harder, reading it when I did, in early 2021, working from home and taking care of a toddler. I decided I really needed some comfort reading, and started working my way through every DWJ book I could get my hands on—starting with the ones I already loved, like the Chrestomanci and Howl series, and then branching out to others that I hadn’t yet read, which led me to Hexwood. (It’s unfortunately out of print and doesn’t seem to be available as an ebook, but it’s easy enough to find a used copy or get it from a library.) The edition of that I got featured a quote on its back cover: “All I did was ask you for a role-playing game. You never warned me I’d be pitched into it for real! And I asked you for hobbits on a grail quest, and not one hobbit have I seen!” Now, this is an actual quote from the book, and I can see why someone chose to use it as a teaser here; it does concisely point out (some of) what’s going on in the plot. Nevertheless, it gave me a completely wrong idea of what I was about to read: I was expecting this quote to come from the hero/protagonist, which is definitely not the case. And there is certainly a kind of real-life role-playing game, with a kind of “grail quest,” but our perspective on it by the end of the book is entirely different from what I first assumed. There are in fact no hobbits, which I assume is only because they would have been forbidden for copyright reasons.

So, okay, I started reading the book, and it seemed relatively normal at first—there were several seemingly-disconnected scenes in different settings, but I figured the threads would come together later and the context would emerge. After the initial hints of robot-dragon-space opera stuff, the narrative settled into the POV of Ann Stavely, an apparently ordinary Earth teenager who observes some increasingly strange events in the woods near her house. And then all of a sudden, there was a scene that just made me go… WHAT? Did I skip some pages? Did I somehow black out for a moment and then misremember the previous scene? Well… I kept going. Somewhere along the way, puzzle pieces began to slot into place. There’s an amazing moment midway through the book when our perspective on everything that’s happened turns inside-out. From that point on, everything is building toward the most DWJ of DWJ endings, where all the strands come together, almost everyone is revealed to be someone different than you thought they were, there’s a triumphant resolution… and then, bam! It just ends. I wanted to reread the book almost immediately after finishing it—something I very rarely do—both because I wanted to watch all the pieces fitting together from the beginning now that I knew what was coming, and because I really cared about these characters and didn’t want to leave them behind. The ending was so abrupt, and had so many interesting implications, that I couldn’t stop thinking about how the story might continue. That’s eventually what led me to write my first fic… and here I am.


Hexwood is a book about stories and storytelling. Like many other DWJ books, it’s chock-full of references to other books, poetry, legends, and folklore. Something else I encountered during my DWJ reading binge was her memoir/essay collection Reflections: On the Magic of Writing, which, among other interesting things, included the essay “The Heroic Ideal: A Personal Odyssey,” about the writing of Fire and Hemlock. I found it fascinating because it went into detail about the many sources and influences that left their marks on that book—most obviously the ballads “Tam Lin” and “Thomas the Rhymer,” but also the Odyssey, the myth of Cupid and Psyche, and other stories from Greek mythology, Spenser’s Faerie Queene, and T. S. Eliot’s Four Quartets. I’m bringing this up here because I would love to see a similar essay about the sources/inspirations for Hexwood, but as far as I know, DWJ never wrote one. (If I’m wrong about this, please tell me!) So instead, I’m going to list a few of the sources that I know of here, with (sometimes spoilery) rambling for each one. When I was preparing to write fic for Hexwood, I found myself wanting to dig into all the layers of background, and ended up doing a lot of other reading/rereading as a result.

Arthurian legend: Well, obviously, given the “grail quest” already mentioned. Besides that, there are references to The Lady of Shalott and the Fisher King myth, as well as some important characters who pop up where you’re not expecting them. This caused me to reread The Once and Future King,, as well as reading The Lady of Shalott for the first time.
Spoilers )

Norse Mythology and Beowulf This caused me to read Neil Gaiman’s Norse Mythology and to reread “Beowulf”—I read the Seamus Heaney translation and also the Maria Dahvana Headley translation, which was new to me and a lot of fun. Tangentially, I don’t think I had previously noticed (or maybe had forgotten) just how much Smaug in The Hobbit is a ripoff of an homage to the dragon in “Beowulf.” There’s a thief/burglar who sneaks in through a side door and steals one goblet—it’s all there! The Norse mythology part also sent me down a rabbit hole (wormhole?) about lindworms, which I already talked about in my Yuletide post.
Spoilers )

Shakespeare, The Tempest: Caused me to reread the play.
Spoilers )

Ursula Le Guin’s Earthsea books: Dragons are very important in Hexwood—I’ve already mentioned them multiple times here, so that in itself is not a spoiler. And obviously there are many literary sources for them. But Earthsea in particular is definitely referenced in spoiler )

That’s far from an exhaustive list—there are things I know I’ve left out, and probably other things that should be included that I’ve missed entirely. But this is already long enough, so I’ll leave it there for now. I'll just say I'm happy that this book led me down a rabbit hole/into a wardrobe/through a portal that eventually brought me here.

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