Captain Cold | Leonard Snart (
icejacking) wrote2016-01-09 04:34 pm
TFLN threads
To escape the Captchaaaa
Jan. 9th
1. This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
2. I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
3. Please don't tell me that blond girls name is Lisa I won't be able to fuck a girl with my sisters name
4. The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Jan. 22nd
1. You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell
2. I just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
3. I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Jan 30th
1. I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way that I'd like them to
2. the police scanner is talking about you again…
3. no i'm not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
4. just woke up in a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet than what i had before going out, about $1000 more
Feb. 5th
1. and all I could think about was how big belly burger would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
2. somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing don't stop believing.
3.i was just singing like a virgin out loud and my sister told me to stop kidding myself.
4. just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
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Jan. 9th
1. This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
2. I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
3. Please don't tell me that blond girls name is Lisa I won't be able to fuck a girl with my sisters name
4. The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Jan. 22nd
1. You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell
2. I just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
3. I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Jan 30th
1. I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way that I'd like them to
2. the police scanner is talking about you again…
3. no i'm not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
4. just woke up in a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet than what i had before going out, about $1000 more
Feb. 5th
1. and all I could think about was how big belly burger would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
2. somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing don't stop believing.
3.i was just singing like a virgin out loud and my sister told me to stop kidding myself.
4. just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
[TEXT AND/OR MISFIRE HIM AT ANY TIME]

@crimsonblur
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If that were the case, I'd come up with something better than 'thunder.'
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@crimsonblur 2
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I don't need to prove it to know that I'm right.
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Barry just likes tormenting him~
Right back at'cha barr <3
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[A minute later.]
Um, where are you?
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Far be it from me to dissuade you. Maybe you'll find some comfort in knowing that when she cuts your throat post-coitus that my minions will make sure that your special weaponry is cared for well.
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@tearsinajar - 2
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Consider it one of my many flaws.
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@timetopaythepiper - 2
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My family disowned me years ago.
Didn't you steal a $25 million dollar painting from my parents last year? Shouldn't you already know this or do you not do your research?
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@batmansphoenix
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at least he made his own gun you know
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@lightningmadeabs
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And you know, hang out like normal people do.
What? Of course not! Why would I be jealous.
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@atergolupi
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@lightningmadeabs - Jan 30 - #2
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[ooc: oops, didn't see your edit for a minute there.]
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@charbroil - 2 - Jan 30
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[ It's about to get a lot more chatty on that police scanner as Mick apparently deems it an appropriate distraction to go and light a hotel lobby on fire. He'll show up a couple of blocks away from the bar, parking his stolen vehicle partially on the curb and walking the rest of the way with gusto. He's a little late, but is Leonard really prepared to challenge his obviously good mood? ]
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@timetopaythepiper
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It's always the explosive kind of with me. That's why it's fun.
Wait, would you go for that? That last thing you said?
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Text --> Action?
Sure
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@timetopaythepiper - 4
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If I wanted him dead, he'd be dead.
Why all the questions, Snart? You're awfully nosy today.
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