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java_mint
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAVA!
Btw I'm dying but you get all my stuff. :P I have no more poo, just mucus and blood is coming out of my ass. I informed my Dad of this and he said I don't need to go to the emergency room. Google though, says my colon is exploding. Eeeeeh.
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Hey Java,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Attached is a picture of shirtless Trowa I thought you'd dig. You like that sort of thing. :)
(Attachment: photo_of_a_popsicle_stick.jpg) Yeah, I don't get it either. Wait- no, you're an ass.
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Nex Dy off, We r going 2 porno store bi woodfield w arcade. Rent vwing rom 4 hour and hving LOUD fake lesbian sex to annoy pervs in other stalls. Hppy Brthdy! <3
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I'm going to pretend I don't know any of these guys.
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Date: 2010-04-18 05:19 pm (UTC)Have a HAPPY BIRTHDAY from me, anyway.
And you should tell that first person that she really, really NEEDS to go to emerg... Like, an hour ago.
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Date: 2010-04-18 09:12 pm (UTC)And my life is hardly extraordinary. I'm just surrounded by people who get waay too much pleasure out of seeing me uncomfortable or enraged. *sighs* or maybe they're just trying to give me another gray hair.
And thanks for the birthday wish! :3
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Date: 2010-04-18 08:13 pm (UTC)Those birthday wishes are...different.
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Date: 2010-04-18 09:17 pm (UTC)Hmmm, yeah. The people who are responsible for them are... different... themselves. *shrugs* At least it's never boring around here.
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Date: 2010-04-18 09:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-04-18 10:03 pm (UTC)And I'm still pretending I don't know them, so I don't know who you're talking about.
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Date: 2010-04-19 06:01 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-04-19 10:46 am (UTC)Thank you. :3