On The Corner Of "Walk, Don't Walk"

I haven't been online much. Been busy working on holiday cards and... unpacking boxes. I've been commenting as much as I can, but I've missed so much shit going on in my flist. Sorry guys. <3 Anyway, first things first-

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LAST CHANCE. IF YOU'D LIKE A RETARDED HOLIDAY CARD FROM ME CLICK HERE TO GO TO THE POST FOR IT!

I know you all are just dying to get one from me, don't lie.


Er- I was going to do an art dump, but I'll move that to tomorrow when I don't feel so nauseated. I do apologize for what's under the cut [kind of].



Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes

Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!

Emily shared this with me and now I'll never never NEVER be able to accept food from anyone if I didn't a) cook it myself or b)watch them cook it. I don't care if it's a joke. I can't trust anyone now.

Me: Oh hey John... that's some mighty tasty flan. You make it yourself?
John: Yes I did *smiles*

*shudders*

Although, I'll admit it. The comments on lulu made me LOL so damn hard! I dry heaved for 5 mins, but I laughed in the end.




Thank you, Emily. I hope you choke on some 'Spunky Candied Pecans'.


~Java