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math5Because it's going around and I'm not feeling original, here's my letter to Santa.
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 Dear Santa...Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Tuesday I bought porn for ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif){kind=small} fosveny (10 points). Last Thursday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Wednesday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last week I pushed merricke in the mud (-17 points). In September I helped oaken_glen hide a body (-173 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-866 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, |
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Date: 2008-12-02 01:50 pm (UTC)Thanks for the pr0n, though.
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Date: 2008-12-02 01:54 pm (UTC)We're still telling people that mess in the yard is a new well.
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Date: 2008-12-02 03:20 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-12-02 03:24 pm (UTC)