the filthy casual
THE FILTHY CASUAL
The Filthy Casual is a tavern. It's also a pocket dimension. It's, like, a pocket-dimensional tavern, and it serves everything. Your character is there now, drinking anything from coffee to vodka to petrol to melted unobtanium, or maybe they're enjoying a meal. Anything goes.
Pay no attention to the bartender. Pay no attention to the tab. Pay no attention to the fact you have real life duties that will mean one post every two hundred years or whenever there's a blue moon. Pay even less attention to how your character got there, if you like. The Filthy Casual is exactly that.
Can you tell I made this post to procrastinate?

ota; bother the plane?
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[The section of the bar he's taken for himself is littered with glasses of varying types of coffee and many origami...things. Napkins are not good for paper folding, apparently.]
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Okay, so he was considering leaning down. He does not.]I suppose your species has bad days, too.
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Rude.]Some things are universal.
[He tosses an origami flower attempt into a cold cup. It sinks about halfway and then stops, crooked, crinkled petals sticking out of the coffee.]
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So. It's at this point we should begin telling each other our life stories - but I have a feeling I'm not the only one who doesn't feel like sharing.
Instead, why don't we try entertaining one another? A game or two might keep our respective minds occupied.
ota; meanwhile
Okay, alright - give me a minute here. I'm working with cocktail napkins. [ He laughs and scribbles something down with a battered golf pencil. His target makes a valiant attempt at escaping, which means you're probably next. ]
rip
[When Riddler gets a bit too near for comfort, Facilier leans back, away, and takes a few sips of his Sazerac. (Good stuff, especially when you've been taken straight from the Prohibition.)]
sry for my horrid riddle (o my god this sent before i was done typing)
Oh, for goodness' sake. Does no one in this place appreciate a good number puzzle? See, it's one - then one one - two ones, and that's where...
[ No one is listening. He grinds to a halt and occupies his mouth with a sip of wine instead. Then he locks eyes with Facilier, and watch out because he's storming over in a last-ditch effort at gaining someone's interest. A napkin is now going to be waved in your face - it's got a number sequence on it. ]
You! Write the next line.
ur ho and ur riddle are forgiven
[He still grabs the paper, reading it over carefully. It takes a moment to work it out, but he can--he may have a few powers up his sleeves, but it takes skill in spotting patterns to see who'll be easy to goad into making deals.]
312211... [He says the numbers as he writes them in a fancy, looping script.] That good enough for the King of Conundrums?
[The paper's shoved back into Riddler's chest, despite the fact that Facilier's hands are still occupied with the pencil and his drink.]