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something important [06 Oct 2008|10:53am]
Nevermind all these polemic discussions about politics, I have something genuinely important to tell you people:

They're making a line of Doc Martens in the UK again. I am so excited.
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Today's project.... [30 Sep 2008|09:59pm]
We'll call this project "Help The Broke Seminarian Get Too See One Of His Favorite Bands Of All Time."

What I have: A bunch of stuff that I just don't want any more. For example, a "Solo of Fortune" supplement book for the old R. Talsorian "Cyberpunk" RPG. Maybe an ancient (80s) D&D Dungeonmasters book (likely worth zilch, dogeared, and full of notes). LOTS of Vampirella comics (Harris, 90s). Old Razor comics, including a couple (probably even a #1) signed by Everett Hartsoe. A complete deck of Harris Vampirella trading cards, including foils and alternates. Some old Shi comics, including crossovers (see a theme here?) The list goes on and on.

What I want: A ticket, maybe two (in the unlikely event Ali wants to leave little man with her parents for the whole night) to The Sisters of Mercy at the 9:30 club in November.

I have to save up money for the next round of Seminary courses, and just can't justify a purchase, even one this awesome, right now.
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today... [24 Sep 2008|02:50pm]
This morning, Ali and I left the house in two cars, for a Dr. appointment; just a checkup, no big deal. She leaves about one minute before me, and as I'm pulling out, my phone goes off. "I have a flat tire," she says. She's only a few hundred yards from the house, but she's on a STEEP hill, so I can't change the tire there, for fear of the car rolling off the jack and killing me.

So, I walk her and Colum home, and return to our cars on foot. It was quicker to do that than to switch the car seat from her car to my truck. I get back to the car, and realize that this tire is REALLY flat, and there's no way to limp it to a garage. There's a level driveway a hundred feet down the road, so I figure that's my best bet. I walk down, and knock on this poor woman's door, and tell her my plight, and ask if I can use her driveway. She was probably 70, so I applaud her for even opening the door when the fact is, I look like an extra from a b-movie about the Hells Angels. She tells me it's not a problem, so I pull the car into driveway, pull my truck in behind it, and go to jack the car up.

After getting the jack in position under the car, I discover that I can't find the lug lock. I tear the trunk apart, and go through the entire car, with no luck. I call my father for advice, and he reminds me that I'd recently had the brakes done. So, I call the garage, and ask them if they forgot to give my wife the lug back, and they're pretty sure they didn't. I assure them that she didn't get one, and that they didn't return it to the trunk, and the guy on the phone puts me on hold for five minutes. When we speak again, he tells me that they do, in fact, have a couple wheel locks in the shop of unknown origin, and one of them might be mine. So, I ask the lady if I can leave my car there for a little while, and she kindly says yes. I leave to start the 20 minute drive to Parkville, and my ABS light comes on in my dashboard. I turn the music up, but am reminded that that only works for noises, not dashboard lights.

I arrive at the garage, ABS light glaring from the dashboard, and low and behold, they have the key lug I need. I drive back to my neighborhood, wondering how much this brake issue in my truck will cost me, but very happy to at least have the key lug I need. I arrive at the nice lady's house, and pull in to her driveway. As I turn the truck off, I realize that the back end of my Blazer is hanging out in the street, and that I should pull in at a different angle. So, I start the truck back up. That is, I WOULD HAVE started my truck back up, except my battery cables have been giving me trouble, and the truck WON'T START NOW. Trying very hard to not explode, I pop the hood, and grab the side-post battery wrench from my glove box. I start to tighten the cables, and the little center pin that holds the battery wrench together pops out, and flies into the engine. I must be blessed, because I found the pin, and attempted to put the wrench back together. When I did this, the little ball bearing that makes the magic happen in the wrench fell out, and rolled away forever. It might sound bad, but at least the car alarm was going off in my ear, since I'd partially tightened one of the cables, giving the alarm the impression that the car was being stolen; I like to have music to work by.

So, I held the ratchety part of the battery wrench in place by hand, finished tightening the cables, and turned the alarm off. Sighing, I turned back to go begin changing the tire on the car. I look over my shoulder, and see a newspaper van coming down the hill. Normally, this would be a non-event, but not today. No, today, the human anus who was driving this van would glare at me for having the back end of my truck in the street, and would (wait for it...........) nail my truck with a rolled up newspaper to express his displeasure.

The story ends, for all intents and purposes, at this point. At this point, I actually managed to change the tire, put the spare/doughnut on in its stead, move the truck, and go to the gas station to see if the tire could be fixed. I would have plugged it myself, but I couldn't find the problem, which turned out to be a bad valve stem. The folks at the garage were even nice when I told them I'd forgotten to bring money, and had to drive back home to get my checkbook.
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you did what, now? [22 Sep 2008|11:54am]
Ali and I, dirty hippies that we are, grow some of our own produce here at Belt Manor. This includes a nice small pepper garden for me. When I make eggs in the morning, I like to saute one fresh cayenne pepper, one fresh jalapeno pepper, maybe a little fresh sweet green pepper, and a half onion together in a pan. After a little while, I'll throw in the eggs, and I have a wonderful, healthy breakfast.

This morning, I slept in for an extra 20 minutes, and Ali, loving wife that she is, made breakfast for me. I came downstairs, and there was a plate of eggs, with peppers from our garden, and two strips of bacon, fresh from the farm.

The eggs were hot. I mean HOT. REALLY HOT. HOT LIKE WHOA. I thought "man, it must just be early in the morning, and your taste buds are still waking up," so I soldiered through the eggs. After a little while, I mentioned that these eggs seem hot, even for me.

Alison assures me that she did nothing different from what I do. That is to say, she only put in one half onion, a little bit of sweet yellow pepper, one cayenne pepper, two whole jalapeno peppers, and one whole fresh habanero pepper.

I feel kinda high right now. I haven't felt this way since some time in the 80s.
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shadowscene peeps.... [08 Apr 2008|12:01pm]
Imager0ndy, in a move that will go down in history as valiant, and brave; yea, a moment that our children's children will read about in textbooks; a moment that will live in infamy.....has started a new #shadowscene

efnet.teleglobe.net
#shadowscene

Rumors of Vijay, Katy, Bensherman, Farmington, and Clifftro sightings abound.

I am listening to meepzorp music in honor of thee moment.
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I need a Mac [26 Jan 2008|07:20pm]
I need a Mac, preferably with OS X on it, for a week. Can anybody lend me one?
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[11 Jan 2008|03:54pm]
Anybody going to see Editors at the 9:30 Club on Tuesday? The most recent offering from them, "And End Has A Start" is easily the best album I've picked up in the past year. Prior to that was Simple Minds' "Black & White 050505" which I got from my mom in 2006.

Fans of Joy Division, Interpol, Cure, and other gloomy British (or in Interpol's case, Brit-influenced) stuff will punch themselves in the face a thousand times if they miss this show, since it's one of only four east coast dates on their US tour.

Have a sample:
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Amazon.Com sells dog fighting and cock fighting videos [10 Aug 2007|05:57pm]
[ mood | disgusted ]

This isn't internet rumour or urban legend: Amazon.Com sells books and videos about dog fighting and cock fighting. Go here to send a letter to Amazon CEO Jeffrey Bezos, telling him that you won't do business with them until they cease this abominable practice.

Here are some prime examples; this crap is an abomination to God and man:

Gamecock Magazine

Off The Chain (dog fighting video

Dog Pit Video

Bloodline (dog fight video)

The Breeding and Management of Fighting Cocks

Fighting Dog Breeds


This is just one more reason to shop at your local indie book shop.

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buy my crapola [24 Apr 2007|01:11pm]
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=260111396950
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Keep on rockin' in the free world [15 Dec 2006|12:14pm]
C'mon out to The Sidebar in Baltimore tonight, to support Foodlink. There are a lot of people out there with no money and no food, and that's a royal bite in the ass.

Friday Dec. 15th
sidebar tavern
baltimore, md
8pm, all ages

Admission: 3 or more canned goods or jars of baby food to be donated to foodlink. Otherwise its 10 bucks w/ proceeds going to foodlink.


The Twats
Big Daddy Chrome
Sedition Coalition
Supreme Commander
Plaguewielder
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Attention all my Christian brothers and sisters, please read immediately [29 Sep 2006|05:29pm]
[ mood | angry ]

This is cut'n'pasted from my MySpace blog. If you're interested, please keep in touch there, if possible. If it's not possible, hit me up here.

Fred Phelps and his crew of hatemongers are going to be in Harford County, Md tomorrow (Saturday 09/30) to protest the funeral of a fallen soldier.  In the unlikely event you don't know about Phelps and his "church," here's the brief version:

They show up to the funerals of fallen soldiers with signs like "God Hates Your Tears" and "Thank God For Dead Soldiers."  Their reasoning?  They believe that God hates America for allowing "fags" to live.  Real high class.  Real Christian.

So, I'm trying to get all the Christian punks and skins I know to show up and show LOVE, not hate.  This is NOT a call to arms, because while our culture may dictate that these people should be pulling their teeth from barstools, our FAITH dictates that we "Do not repay evil with evil or insult with insult." ( 1 Peter 3:9)  Scripture also says "Do not repay anyone evil for evil. Be careful to do what is right in the eyes of everybody." ( Romans 12:17)

The funeral is at 10am, I'm recommending people show up at 8:30 or 9.  We can park at the Schimunek funeral home (610 Macphail Rd, Bel Air, MD), which is a half mile from the funeral, and carpool.  We shouldn't park at the funeral itself, as the grieving family should at least be afforded that courtesy.

Please message me here on MySpace, or call me if you have my number.   I'll keep tabs on replies.  Watch my blog for updates.

Full article follows:


BY KATIE BENNETT
kbennett@theaegis.com

Picture sitting in the front pew of a church at your son's funeral and saying good-bye while people you don't even know hold up signs outside reading things like "God Hates Your Tears" and "Thank God For Dead Soldiers."

This is a vision Robert and Carol Roddy have of their son's funeral Saturday morning, and it's one they dread.

Navy Petty Officer David Sean Roddy, 32, of Hampden,Va., formerly ofAbingdon, was killed in action in Iraq Sept. 16 and his funeral is Saturday at 10 a.m. at St. Francis de Sales Catholic Church in Abingdon.

The Roddys said they were told protesters are expected to attend their son's funeral and they are devastated.

"Actually, I'm kind of disgusted," Robert Roddy said. "If I had my way, I'd arrest them and put them in a plane to Iraq."

Carol Roddy said she and her husband do not agree with or appreciate the protesters coming to the funeral for their son who.gave his life for their country.

The protesters are from Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, Kansas, and they have been protesting at soldiers' funerals across the country since at least Jan. 2 because they believe the war in Iraq is God's way of punishing the country for tolerant attitudes toward homosexuality, according to their web site.

The Aegis attempted to contact Westhoro Baptist Church, but no one responded.

The web site shows pictures of more than 100 military funerals members of the church have protested at all over the country, carrying anti-homosexual signs.

Though the organization has a planned Saturday protest posted on its web site, it is in Kentucky, not Maryland; the office of Maryland First Congressional District Rep. Wayne T. Gilchrest, however, has sent out an e-mail asking people to show up at the funeral in support of the family so as to keep ah expected protest from disrupting the service. .
House Bill 850, which prohibits acts like military funeral protests, was passed in the General Assembly and signed by Gov. Robert L. Ehrlich on May 2, but it has yet to go into effect. Del.Mary-Dulany James, a Democrat from District 34A, was one of the sponsors of the bill.
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The bill goes into effect Sunday, one day after Petty Officer Roddy's funeral.

Cathy Bassett, district and communica¬tions director for Gilchrest, sent out an e-mail to as many people as she could with the subject "URGENT-Family of fallen soldier needs our help Saturday."

The letter said friends of the family are asking for as many people as possible to come to the funeral to keep the protesters from disrupting the service.

"Please come out to support a family during this terrible tragedy," she wrote. "Let's try and show that our love of our country, and our respect for our fallen soldiers and their families, far outweighs the hatred that festers in the ignorant."

Bassett said, in a phone conversation Thursday, the congressman's office was contacted by a concerned citizen from Harford County who said the family needs help. She said the letter was sent out to encourage people to show up, bring American flags and help block the protesters from getting attention at the funeral.

"To help shield the family from this awful nightmare," Bassett added, "It's incomprehensive to me how a group could think this is appropriate,"

On May 21, the protesters attended a funeral for a fallen soldier in Seaford, Del., and Bassett said the pictures of the protesters holding up signs were truly disturbing.

"They are "choosing to practice their freedom of speech at the worst possible time," she said.


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Big Daddy Chrome in Virginia tonight! [06 Sep 2006|11:40am]
Big Daddy Chrome will be rocking and rolling in Virginia tonight, at Jammin' Java, in Vienna Virginia. We'll be playing with our friends in Official, Satan's Boys And Girls Club, and Hilarity Ensues. The door is $8, and the show starts at *gasp* 7:30 pm. We go on later, though.


http://www.jamminjava.com/
http://www.bigdaddychrome.com/
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teh funny tonight [24 Aug 2006|03:41pm]
One of my best friends, Randy, was invited to do a guest spot at the Baltimore Comedy Factory tonight. You all should come. That is all.
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Big Daddy Chrome kickin' it at Alchemy in DC tonight! [03 Aug 2006|04:00pm]
Come on out to Alchemy at Club Envy for Big Daddy Chrome and The Screws tonight!


Club Envy
2135 Queens Chapel RD, NE Washington, DC
Doors at 9pm, 8$, 18+
http://www.alchemy-dc.com/
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Bible study [07 Dec 2005|01:07pm]
This week, like every week, at 8pm in Perry Hall, right off 695. http://www.hopefortherejected.org/ for info, or hit me up.
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Bible study tonight, like every Wednesday [30 Nov 2005|04:41pm]
For anybody interested, I'll be leading tonight's study on Gen 9-10.
http://www.hopefortherejected.org/.
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come rock with me tomorrow [30 Nov 2005|12:54pm]
[ mood | happy ]

Hey!

Come out for BDC's last DC show of the year tomorrow (Thursday) at Nation in DC. Doors are at 8, the show is at 8:30, and we'll be playing with our friends The RevElevens and Babies With Rabies.

Cover is $5, which will also allow you to stick around for Alchemy afterwards.

C'mon out! Half of you are always "dude, LOLOLZ, I want to see your band," then wimp out on me. We're playing Nation, for Pete's sake, so you're out of excuses. Diana and Jewdy, Dan & Steph, Tony & Dawn (who haven't wimped out), everybody else, come drink beer with me. I think I get like 3 free pitchers. I miss a buncha youz.

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Bible study tonight [16 Nov 2005|12:54pm]
[ mood | good ]

Tonight, like every Wednesday, is our weekly Bible study. The difference is, I'll be leading it this week. So, if you've ever been interested in something like this, c'mon out, and watch me mess up on Genesis.

Info: http://www.hopefortherejected.org/

or, hit me back up here for more info.

All are welcome!

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ATTENTION: TEH GOTHICS [10 Nov 2005|01:38pm]
You may think you know darkness, with your Sisters of Mercy devil music, your Beborn Beton songs about bodies being found, and your insistance on wearing all black. But that's nothing compared to the darkness of a rapidly-aging overweight skin, running from adulthood, complaining about the engine seals on his Craftsman riding mower, and wearing all black strictly for its "slimming effect."

To that end, please join us on Thursday, December 1st, as The RevElevens and Big Daddy Chrome make an appearance on the concert side at Alchemy. Big Daddy Chrome (which is short for "Collapsing New Buildings Falling Down on Depeche Mode) has been described as "Cash meets The Clash," "Sick of it All meets Lynyrd Skynyrd," and "Social Distortion meets The Bruisers." Between their fiery guitar riffs, boy-band-good-lucks (read: fat), and proclivity towards talking about themselves in the third person, as though they were some obnoxious street teamer(hi), this is a band that is not to be missed. The RevElevens are a horror-themed, female-fronted punk rockabilly band. Think "Billie Holiday meets the misfits."

The Nations Gothics Club will have never seen so much rock and roll. Doors are at 8.
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Come see Big Daddy Chrome tomorrow (Thursday) night [28 Sep 2005|12:14pm]
Death By Sexy
Big Daddy Chrome
The Stabones
The Points

ALL AGES

Doors at 8 pm.

Cover is $7

http://www.warehousenextdoor.com/
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