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It depends on where you live. Where I was born, age doesn't matter unless you're purchasing.

ehh, i'd be the one doing the buying either way. this way i'd just be splitting the proceeds.

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What a generous spirit. [ Was that a fucking pun, Nikiforov? ] Use your best judgement and intermix with water. I wouldn't bother with more than one, but one doesn't harm anyone.

[ Don't judge him. Russia doesn't discriminate, okay. ]

it's good for what ales you! ;)

if i had the best judgment, i probably wouldn't have posted this.

Did it take you long to brew that one up? ;)

Don't do what the law wouldn't like you to do! Though, more to the point, you've gotten me to suspect that you're talking about feeding alcohol into the mouths of babes. I have a responsibility to be a decent role model, so I hope you're talking old enough to think about trying to purchase it on their own.

i've beerly gotten started! ;)

i kinda feel like if you've gotta ask in the first place, the answer's probably no. but, y'know, good to know! and don't worry, everybody's at least past the learning to talk and use the potty stage around here.

I've already gotten a handle on it.

Maybe! Never assume until the books are out. I had a visitor recently who was very displeased with Japan's overall 20. Russia's spoiled him well.

sake it to me!

okay that one was pushing it.

i guess it depends on what you're used to, huh.

By game standards, that was almost adequate! I'll give you another shot.

Aren't most things? I've always found myself enjoying an abundance of new things, but I suppose it was a bitter defeat that he was dealt.

then i'd better hop to it!

sneaking it in just isn't the same as getting away with it. you wanna sit at the big kids table with everyone else.

It's a high bar!

Isn't it more exciting? Not that I'd know.

He's had his seat returned in Russia. Even if he's becoming quite popular, renown doesn't bend the rule of every house.

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Viktor!! Don't encourage them!

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It's only one! Besides, the disclaimer is there!

[ For all he knows, they could be Russian?? ]

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Yuuuuri, don't tell me you didn't have a taste here and there.

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do people even read those....

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maybe a little! but that's not the same thing!

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I doubt it! Either way, I can't be held responsible.

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It isn't that much different. A watchful guardian is better than none at all, right?

[ I mean, it would have saved him a few hangovers in his lifetime. ]

it's the principle of the thing...

Don't worry, I've directed them off topic for now and encouraged them to look into what laws are present.

What was your first taste like?

[ Of alcohol, he means. There's always a story. ]

oh, whew.

my sister snuck me some when i was... i dunno, 14? it wasn't really that special, but i didn't get sick or anything, so that's good!

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Your story sounds so much more relaxed! I'm almost envious.

I can't remember much of my own, only that I woke up in Moscow and had to call Yakov to wire me money to get me home. I was banned from going out for at least three months! He told me that if I ever took a nine hour drunken joyride again that I could just walk my way home. [ Viktor, what the fuck. ] He wasn't serious.