Ball Ox

They look like frat boys, they smell like stew bums, and they sound like constipated sumo wrestlers! You don't want to know how they taste. It's Ball Ox, plowing your ears with the finest musical seed: punk forever!

The Game of Strife

They speak the truth about the ruthless machines of modern society, four young men in black with angry thoughts and angry words. They speak truth to power.

Peri Hoffa and the Taintsters

Their lyrics reflect a socially astute world view sullied by a juvenile predilection for obscure, tangentially sexual humor. Their fans like to break things.

I can't help but feel a little pride in this one, as messed up as it is. It went through a few incarnations, including "The Taint Interjection," and "The Interjected Taint."

Connie and the Lingwusses

Self-effacing gutter-punk with cleverly vulgar lyrics.

Naughty Lass Workout Machine

This is a play on words. I picture a badass girl band with a logo something like a nautilus but with legs instead of tentacles coming out of the shell. They play a crowd-pleasing punk-pop fusion but are best known for their music videos, whose imagery has nothing to do with their lyrics, but rather shows the musicians in compromising positions with each other, friendly animals, and political celebrity lookalikes.