parodeity: m-arci-a @ tumblr (ROOF 🎧 now bro)
revenge of ricky schrödinger ヽ(⌐■_■)ノ ([personal profile] parodeity) wrote2017-01-24 04:22 pm

regain registry;

REGAIN REGISTRY
DAVE STRIDER
memories
Image john egbert can't babysit x 03/03/17
Image dave: land x to x x 08/24/17
Image neither can bro strider x 06/01/17
Image train the ninja child x to x x 06/01/17
Image TG: i plan on forgetting about you instantly after this conversation x 10/01/18 (freebie)
Image tg: hey at least he actually wants to hang out with you (full story) x 08/22/17 (august 2017 freebie)
Image dave: answer (to im gonna shut off my phone now cya) x 05/01/17
Image dear dave x 03/17/17 (march 2017 freebie)
Image adiostoreador [at] blocked turntechgodhead [tg] x to x x 10/06/17
Image tg: hey so what sort of insane loot did you rake in today x 07/09/17
Image tg: whats your modus x 09/01/17
Image tg: hope you like hammers dude! x 10/03/17
Image tg: jesus get a fucking pen x 07/04/17
Image dave: give john a dumb bunny x 09/23/17
Image tg: sir im afraid the comet is the size of your moms dick x 08/18/17
Image tg: hey bro check it out im working on some new rhymes x 09/11/17
Image tg: if kangaroo rat yiff twice plz x 05/12/17
Image dave: bleat like a goat x to x x 05/02/17
Image tg: dudes be worshipping me left and right x 04/01/18 (april 2018 freebie)
Image dave: freak out about juice damnit egbert x to x x 07/20/17
Image tg: well yeah isnt it always with family x 03/06/17
Image stop: no one can ever know x to x x 03/02/17
Image get phone, eject towel x to x x 03/10/18
Image tg: of course there are monsters in your house 06/03/17 (june 2017 freebie)
Image tg: im training to be a lame gothy supervillain x 11/13/17
Image dave: dick around in living room x to x x 07/01/17
Image start to flip out about puppets x to x x 11/18/17
Image tg: no problems with them or anything x 10/03/17
Image tg: i think he might have been right about the puppets x to x 10/03/17 (oct. 2017 freebie)
Image tg: THATS REALLY ALL THERE IS TO SAY ON THE MATTER x 12/08/17
Image dave: set blender to "mix" x to x x 02/03/17 (delay: 02/15/17)
Image dave: open refrigerator x 02/04/17 (delay: 03/06/17)
Image hello dave x to x x 02/04/17 (delay: 03/03/17)
Image [s] dave: strife x 05/13/17
Image [s] dave: abscond x 03/15/17 (delay: 04/01/17)
Image tg: bro just kicked my ass x to x x 12/23/17
Image tg: brb gotta make sure she doesnt break all my shit x 12/24/17
Image tg: alright im installing this game finally x 03/12/18
Image tg: i should probably text him soon x to x x 08/24/17
Image tg: this is the worst shitting thing ive ever seen x to x x 10/03/17
Image dave: contemplate revenge on john x to x x 07/06/17
Image tg: just kind of swat the air to your left x to x x 09/01/17
Image tg: im building up your house x to x x 06/01/17
Image tg: i command her alright i am like the pimpmaster hustledaddy of all snippy bookshrews x 08/01/18
Image tg: ok well it definitely sounds like youre fucking something up over there x (nov. 2017 freebie)
Image tg: ok its me from the future x to x x 09/12/17
Image tg: did you blast off like a spazzy douche yet or what x 09/12/17
Image TT: Can you take a capture of my bedroom and send me the file? x 09/01/17
Image thats whats cool about you x 07/07/17 (delay: 08/03/17)
Image tg: cause i wouldnt give a shit x 09/03/17
Image dave: combine brain and sbahj drawing and captcharoid camera x 03/03/17 (delay: 04/01/17)
Image tg: whoa why are you burning your wizard fanfiction x to x x 07/08/17
Image anyway guess ill go back down and burn that book x to x x 06/04/17
Image [s] rose and dave: shut up and jam to x x 04/01/17
Image dave: watch john fuck around x to x x 10/13/17
Image tg: this miraculous gift of vision x to x x 10/31/18 (freebie)
Image tg: we have cotton candy dumpass x 02/21/18
Image [s] descend x 02/03/17 (sept. 2017 freebie)
Image be the awesome coolkid x 02/03/17 (feb. 2017 freebie)
Image tg: what the fuck was the point of this again x to x (thumbs up) x 05/17/17
Image dave: answer karkat & respond to memo with john x 03/06/17
Image tg: what do you think they buy shit its fucking money x 05/26/17
Image dave: make a goddamn killing in the lohacse x to x x 05/26/17
Image tg: brace yourself six hours ago x (december 2017 freebie)
Image tg: you might not have had the conversation yet x 07/01/18
Image tg: bow down before your new king bitch x to x x 07/17/17
Image tg: please dont say this party started please dont say this party started x to x x (dec. 2017 charity freebie)
Image apparently im about to fall asleep x to x x 05/06/17
Image [s] jade: wake up x 07/03/17
Image dave: briefly cut into the jade & karkat fiasco x 03/06/17
Image [s] jade: strife!!!!!!!!!!!! x x 06/24/17
Image tg: welcome to the medium finally i guess x to x x x 08/17/17
Image tg: ill be over here paving the way for your elaborate dream suicide x to x x x 08/17/17
Image [s] john: rise up x 05/03/17 (may freebie 2017)
Image consider pestering terezi (2 pages) x 02/12/17
Image dave: pester terezi to x x 05/26/17
Image shit. lets be santa to x x 04/01/17
Image tg: this is a dave out there whats up x 07/24/17
Image dave: answer (lowas) x to x x 05/05/17
Image tg: does luck actually matter x to x x 02/01/18 (feb 2018 freebie)
Image dave: collect frogs and fight jack x to x x 08/22/17
Image deudly firearms x 02/11/17 (delay: 02/13/17)
Image tg: heres one for you to x x 02/03/17
Image tg: knocking me out so you can steal the suicide mission x to x x 10/21/17
Image tg: but i dont want you to die x to x x 07/06/17 (july 2017 bingo #3)
Image [s] cascade: quest bed to death x 05/16/17
Image [s] cascade: going godtier (appearing in front of the sun with rose only) x 03/15/17
Image [s] cascade x 10/08/17
Image dave: reap spoils x to x x 07/04/17
Image oh my god we are never going to stop fucking with each other are we x to x x 08/03/17
Image dave: watch karkat flip about the bucket x to x x 09/12/17
Image what is he the mayor of anyway x to x x 05/06/17
Image off the shit is how x to x x 10/13/17
Image what the fuck are our purposes x to x x 06/09/17
Image shut up and draw another penis x to x x 03/03/18 (march 2018 freebie)
Image you are like a cape magnet x to x x 12/05/17
Image whoa is that john x 12/23/17
Image oh shit grandpa egbert juniordad totally snapped x to x x 02/13/17
Image dave: watch brother abscond x to x x 07/03/17
Image everyone stupidly insists on calling me dave though x 05/17/17
Image but it wasnt the shades turned out it was space itself that cracked x 07/06/17 (july 2017 bingo #1)
Image you want to "be me"? x 08/13/17
Image beverages what kind of beverages x 08/10/17
Image this awkwardly quiet ghost troll as my witness x 09/01/17
Image dont be disingenuous word girl you know what im saying x 07/06/17 (july 2017 bingo #2)
Image im not caressing your dream hologram x 05/01/17
Image holy shit we got a room full of smooth operators here tonight x to x x 11/24/17
Image man dont put me on speaker crab x to x x 06/01/17
Image i just won karkat tantrum bingo x to x x 10/31/18 (freebie)
Image dave: has anyone figured out how were actually gonna stop this meteor x to x x 09/07/18
Image [s] act 6 intermission 5 x 09/01/17
Image tg: what the hell happened to john x 08/03/17
Image tg: so are you just as brain damaged as we are x 01/01/2018 (jan 2018 freebie)
Image this doesnt even seem like my room anymore x to x x 07/04/17
Image john no stop turning into wind you fickle idiot x to x x 07/30/17
Image i didnt take your lousy egg x to x x 06/13/17
Image dave: bicker with jade about sashes x 03/15/17
Image my rooftop dueling days are OVER x to x 07/01/18 (july 2018 freebie)
Image dave: answer maybe davesprite? x 03/06/17
Image thats time travel genius x to x x 05/17/17 (delay: 07/06/17)
Image bad anthropomorphic dogs! x to x x 07/12/18
Image thats all i need to know x to x x 07/01/18
Image [s] game over x 10/05/17
Image [s] terezi: remember x 07/03/17
Image dave: play hopscotch x 07/04/17
Image dave: play fiduspawn x 08/17/17
Image hes really here isnt he x to x x 09/01/17
Image although a gay butterfly effect is a pretty funny idea x 12/12/17
Image bro will you get the fuck up here x to x 02/16/18 (feb 2018 freebie)
Image im just going to jump right into the fuckin frying pan here x 05/17/17
Image rose we dont have fuckin "arcs" we are just human beings x 05/04/17
Image things are getting pretty lalonde heavy over there x to x x 06/13/17
Image i guess thats me x to x x 12/05/17
Image its more complicated than that x to x 02/16/18 (feb 2018 freebie)
Image not soon enough is my best guess x to x x 06/13/17
Image you dont say x to x x 06/01/17
Image ok actually maybe i will get into it x to x x 06/04/17
Image jade go the fuck back to sleep x to x x 04/08/17
Image [s] collide: revive your dumbass brother x to x x 02/13/17
Image [s] collide: you're going to have to x 05/03/17
Image [s] act 7 (cuts off pre john and roxy walking) x 08/22/17
Image dave: selfie with jade and the carapaces x 03/12/18
Image +5000 x 05/17/17
Image dave: slice pinata x 07/04/17
Image bro check it out x 06/03/17
Image dave: engage trickster mode x 02/03/17
Image jade says we should head over x 02/21/18
Image lore: crude ogre x 02/13/17
Image lore: they wait for he who would drop it like it's hot x 05/01/17
Image lore: classpects x 05/04/17
Image lore: just or heroic x 05/16/17
Image lore: sburb portals locations & use x 05/26/17
Image fact: john egbert is hella allergic to nuts x 05/04/17
Image notes: isnt he like an old man now x 09/01/17
abilities
Image flashstep x 03/02/17
Image sylladex (10 cards) x 04/02/17
Image + 40 cards x 07/06/17
Image strife specibus (bladekind & 1/2 bladekind) x 04/02/17
Image divinity/flight/spacebreathing x 06/01/17
Image an exact sense of time x 05/04/17
Image time travel lvl 1 (stable, 1 hour back) x 05/17/17
Image time travel lvl 2 (stable, 1 hour forward) 06/20/17
Image time travel lvl 3 (stable, 1 week back/fwd) 07/17/17
Image time travel lvl 4 (stable, 2 weeks back/fwd) 11/19/17
Image time freeze lvl 1 (5 minutes) x 06/04/17
Image time freeze lvl 2 (1 hour) x 12/11/17
Image time bubble lvl 1 x 06/01/17
Image swordfighting x 03/15/17
items
Image ben stiller shades x 03/01/17
Image caledfwlch x 04/02/17
Image timetables x 05/17/17
Image sord... x 05/20/17
Image sbahj archives x 05/17/17
Image pesterchum x 06/05/17
Image john's bday letter x 06/05/17
Image terezi's edits: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 x 06/10/17
Image freshjamz + music x 07/06/17
Image hephaestus web browser x 07/06/17
Image sburb walkthrough x 07/06/17
Image comic for terezi x 07/06/17
Image dsprite sbahj comic x 07/06/17
Image signed ben stiller pic & certificate of authenticity x 07/08
Image brain captcharoid x 10/03/17
Image foam fetal mr. t x 10/03/17
Image bro's comic x 10/03/17
Image record tee + heart tee x 10/03/17
Image godtier clothes x 10/14/17
Image complacency of the learned x 11/24/17
Image captcharoid camera x 12/01/17
Image red plush puppet tux x 12/11/17
Image four aces suited x 12/11/17
Image dave's phat beat machine x 02/02/18
Image note and batarang x 07/24/18
Image bucket letter x 07/24/18
appearance
Image anime red eyes x 03/02/17
Image physique x 05/11/17
Image scars x 07/03/17