This is the lamest debate I've ever seen.

I haven't posted to livejournal in a month. I've been busy. So, tonight after replacing the shocks on the Jeep, I walked into the Apartment, and the debate had just started. John Kerry, AKA Man with long face and too much money VS. President Bush. He reminds me of porky pig when he speaks. I keep thinking he's going to say "bddbdbdbdb dbdbdbd dbdbd ttTtThat's allll folks!" Anyway, they both have their heads way up Iraq... and their own asses.

I'd like to hear their opinins on something OTHER than iraq, Iraq, IRAQ, and homeland security. They both say the other party isn't doing enough - great. Nobody does enough. Yeah, President Bush, we know it's hard work, but you signed up my friend, and you're trying to stay signed up. Kerry? Man, your face looks weird. You remind me of Natter, but you don't look like you've been hit in the face quite as much.

I'm glad I hate politics.

Oh, you know the shitty part about it all? I just moved - I don't think I'll even be eligible to vote in this election. Well, I should be at the same polling place... Maybe I will be able to vote after all - I'll just change my license and my voter registration AFTER the election ;)

I don't think I'm voting for president though. I fear Kerry winning, but I think he's a much better speaker than Bush anyway.

Ah shit, I'm going to go see if they're talking about something other than THE WAR ON TERRORISM - apparently NOTHING else in this country matters :-(

I was down and out because I didn't have Internet access for like... three days here at home. But, it's back. THANK YOU SWEET BARBECUE JESUS!

Okay, I'm sure most people bitching about Fords are really complaining about the lack of quality, and the general POSidness that is Ford, and everything they stand for. Way to go, Blue Oval, Whooo!

Here's my gripe with Ford Motor Company: You assholes think that I-96 is YOUR road, and I can't figure out why. Ford puts these envoys of vehicles travelling up and down (err, left and right) I-96, and the shit really impedes traffic. I'm sorry, but 5 Expeditions in the left lane of a two lane highway doing 60-65 mph in the 70 during RUSH HOUR really irritates the living shit out of me. On top of that, it's not like they're uber synchronous, no... it takes them 10 minutes to pass one vehicle, and then they slowly, surely make their way back into the right lane, one at a time, taking about half the time it took them to pass the slower-in-the-right lane traffic.

Other motorists only make this amazing "synchronosity" worse. The guy in the vehicle behind the envoy always thinks he' be able to slip into the right lane, and get on his way, but he can't. The test dummies in the Ford envoy seem to think that's it's crucial, critical, and absolutely necessary to stay as a complete group, with no other cars in between any of them. Fucking piss me off. That only makes matters worse.

I'm done bitching. Time to get back to work.

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I have a secret... I don't really want anyone to know, but at the same time, I want to let everyone know. If I do, though, there will be too much hype, and I don't want to underdeliver. Shit.

This is delimatic. No, that's not a word, I know. See, here's the thing. I'm completely changing the car around. My friends know, and my family knows. I want the DSM world to know, but I have to keep things under wraps. I have a secret. You'll have to wait to find out about it. I hate making you wait, but it's just the only way.

RFC 3751 released today talking about the Omniscience Protocol. If you're a geek, you should read it :-)

long time and no livejournal use - I'll explain later. I'm paid up for another few months :p

I hate people.

I hate computer problems even more.

This is not the time to be poking me. I am seriously in no mood to fix computers. The problems are still here. I know how to fix them, too, but I REALLY despise what I have to do to fix them. I want to go home at 5, but I'm sure I will be here all night. Again. I'm not bitter. I have no sarcasm.

My predictions are always right. It''s 10:45 and he's not here. I knew he wouldn't be. See you Friday!

This just in: People with "sex" in their names, descriptions, or whatever on Livejournal are trying too hard. Give it up, and think of something creative

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I have a webmail client. It's got a bunch of spam filtering and other things integrated into it, but it has never had a "delete as spam" button. I just made one. Alright, it moves the spam to another folder, which is mangled by my robots late at night. Muahahaha! This button is SO useful to me, I'm glad I spent the five minutes last night putting the button into all my scripts :) Yeah! I'm a geek!