BEAR IS DRIVING, canadian literature, preferably featuring a car chase. +1 for bear - How the Light Gets In by Louise Penny
BONKERS TO CHONKERS, a book that was recced to you VERY enthusiastically, or that was a wild ride - GOOD AS GONE BY AMY GENTRY
BUTTERING JORTS, a book that seems totally unnecessary
CUDDLERAY, reread an old favorite
DD TENDERNESS, any romance novel Husband Material by Alexis Hall
DELICATE FUGGOS, a book with a misleading title, or about vampires
DO NOT. LOL NO., a book you suspect will be a trainwreck but are going to read anyway
DO SERIAL KILLERS NOT CARE ABOUT MY KIDNEY DONATION?, a roman à clef, or a book about organ donation or serial killers IN THE UNLIKELY EVENT BY JUDY BLUME
DUMB DOLPHINS, a book featuring a dumb but great character
ERASING AJA, any horror novel or religious novel - Beautiful Mystery by Louise Penny
FINDING ST OLAF, anything written when the author was over 70
HARD-HITTING INVESTIGATIVE REPORT, written by a journalist - In Cold Blood by Truman Capote
I LIKE TO BOODITH BOODITH, any book by an infamous & wanky fandomer
I WAS DEAD THE WHOLE TIME, a book you've been spoiled for
INTERROGATING THE TEXT FROM THE RONG PERSPECTIVE, anything by anne rice (or one of her aliases)
KITTYPETS, fiction or nonfiction about cats of any kind. double points for warrior cats Ruin of a Rake by Cat Sebastian
KNEETOUCHING, queer relationship - The Soldier's Scoundrel by Cat Sebastian
LOL LATEST, current events book you've been meaning to read for at least a year - Catch and Kill by Ronan Farrow
NO ONE READS LIKE GASTON!, fairy tale retelling, remix or update
NOT GRATE, BOB, any goodreads choice award winner
PANTIES ON HEAD, conspiracies or paranoia - The Spy Who Came in from the Cold by John le Carre
PARTY IN VATICAN CITY, cons, con artists, or heists Lawrence Browne Affair by Cat Sebastian
PLUCKY GIRL DETECTIVES, any book featuring a lady detective - POSTERN OF FATE BY AGATHA CHRISTIE
QUACKING THE Q, book about linguistics or ducks
REVOLUTIONIZE THE ACT OF SITTING, a book about design or designers in some way Beyond the Best Dressed by Esther Zuckerman
MOAR MINE THAN HERS, any book featuring infidelity - The Long Goodbye by Raymond Chandler
SEXY SNORLAX, monsterfucking! THE DUNWICH HORROR
SOMEONE WHO TRIED, a book you doubt you're going to finish. give yourself the point only if you DD your progress to meme when you give up.
SOMETHING UNIQUELY MEMER, free space! - Farewell My Lovely by Raymond Chandler
SPEAKING OF CHRIS PINE, a short story collection LOVECRAFT COLLECTION
THE GREGS, book set in or about a Slavic country
TL;DR, a book under 150 pages THE CASE OF CHARLES DEXTER WARD
VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE, any misantlerist masterpiece
WHAT IS THE PLOT OF ROBOCOP?, satire, or nonfiction about police violence
WHOMST, biography or memoir about someone you've never heard of - WORKING STIFF
YOU'RE A BAD GATEWAY, featuring a technological disaster - Bad Blood by John Carreyrou