So I was reading [this wank], and came upon [this thread], and nearly died laughing:
fandom_bitch:
Yanno, I kinda hope nobody ends up with anybody specific by the end of book 7 and there's one massive orgy, so even Snape will get a bit of nookie.
Either that, or Harry wakes up and it was all a dream.
That would piss a lot of people off.
Not only do I agree, I also think it would be absolutely awesome if at the end of Book 7, Harry wakes up, and it's his eleventh birthday at the Dursleys. That would just make my decade. I can say this because I know it's not going to happen. But oh, how amusing the thought is!
fandom_bitch:
Yanno, I kinda hope nobody ends up with anybody specific by the end of book 7 and there's one massive orgy, so even Snape will get a bit of nookie.
Either that, or Harry wakes up and it was all a dream.
That would piss a lot of people off.
Not only do I agree, I also think it would be absolutely awesome if at the end of Book 7, Harry wakes up, and it's his eleventh birthday at the Dursleys. That would just make my decade. I can say this because I know it's not going to happen. But oh, how amusing the thought is!