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randominityWhile I slave over my Nathan and Some Other People fic, here is a Jayne/River fanfic that is not even remotely meant to be taken seriously.
Title: The Silliest Story Never Told
Word Count: 135
WARNING: Sex and character death!
One day, Jayne spied River changing in her room, and his John Thomas popped right off and bounced around for a while.
"Hey there, little crazy person," he said, and fished out his man parts. "How'd you like to meet my very favorite gun?"
River looked at Jayne, then at his man parts, curiously. "Does it have a name?" she asked. And then they had sex.
The next day, River danced into the kitchen and said, "his back is so hairy, the man they call Jayne."
Simon looked at her, frowning. "What was that?"
River giggled. "His very favorite gun shoots silly string!" she cried, laughing hysterically.
Afterwards, Zoe said she'd never seen Mal carry a body that big, not even during the war. As for Simon, he was just proud that he finally got to kill something with a gun.
the end.
Title: The Silliest Story Never Told
Word Count: 135
WARNING: Sex and character death!
One day, Jayne spied River changing in her room, and his John Thomas popped right off and bounced around for a while.
"Hey there, little crazy person," he said, and fished out his man parts. "How'd you like to meet my very favorite gun?"
River looked at Jayne, then at his man parts, curiously. "Does it have a name?" she asked. And then they had sex.
The next day, River danced into the kitchen and said, "his back is so hairy, the man they call Jayne."
Simon looked at her, frowning. "What was that?"
River giggled. "His very favorite gun shoots silly string!" she cried, laughing hysterically.
Afterwards, Zoe said she'd never seen Mal carry a body that big, not even during the war. As for Simon, he was just proud that he finally got to kill something with a gun.
the end.
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Date: 2005-12-17 07:51 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-12-17 03:38 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-12-18 04:58 am (UTC)Also, I love whatever form of crack you're on. Clearly, it's good stuff.
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Date: 2005-12-18 03:56 pm (UTC)I still totally <3333 Jayne, though!
I love this crack, too, although this is about the only way I can see a River/Jayne fic ending up. I thought I might as well do a humorous take on it, at least. Heh.
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Date: 2005-12-18 07:21 pm (UTC)You = INSANE. <333
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Date: 2005-12-18 07:50 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-01-09 05:12 am (UTC)Bless you for writing this. And bless
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Date: 2006-01-09 05:28 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-01-09 01:16 pm (UTC)*giggles*
"His very favorite gun shoots silly string!" XD
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Date: 2006-01-09 05:21 pm (UTC)