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Well, I know my mom has to have found my Big Book of Lesbian Sex, because I had it at the bottom of my bookshelf under assorted debris, including a neatly folded towel.

She washed the towel.

Now the question is: where did she put the book? 'Cause it's not at the bottom of my bookshelf anymore, and I ain't askin' her. :P

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Date: 2005-12-21 10:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vandonovan.livejournal.com
>_> Maybe she's reading it for pointers for herself?

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Date: 2005-12-21 10:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] randominity.livejournal.com
Hahahaha *scarred for life*
Well, someone should get some use out of it, I guess. >_>

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Date: 2005-12-21 10:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vandonovan.livejournal.com
Ahahahahaa. it sounds like an interesting book for you to have, hahaha.

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Date: 2005-12-21 10:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] randominity.livejournal.com
Hey! Once upon a time, I was curious :).

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Date: 2005-12-21 10:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vandonovan.livejournal.com
LOL Fair enough. :D

how're you feeling today, by the by?

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Date: 2005-12-21 10:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] randominity.livejournal.com
You know what, aside from a bit of sniffles and a mild cough, I am feeling pretty damn shiny! :D

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Date: 2005-12-21 11:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vandonovan.livejournal.com
Hey, that's good! I'm glad you're starting to feel better. <3333
(Now I can begin pressuring you to write some more. XD)

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Date: 2005-12-21 11:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] randominity.livejournal.com
Er! >_> I mean... *coughs*

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Date: 2005-12-21 11:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vandonovan.livejournal.com
I need Johnny/Pete action like you wouldn't BELIEVE. I rewatched the last few episodes of season four last night and was like, "NO THAT CAN'T BE IT THAT'S NOT THE END" so then I reread your first two chapters and was like, "YAY CONTINUATION" and then pouted because it's only two chapters so far. I need hot Johnny/Pete. Or at least something, hahahaa.

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Date: 2005-12-21 11:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] randominity.livejournal.com
I will try! And will also probably need lots of your input, hehe.

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Date: 2005-12-21 11:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vandonovan.livejournal.com
Ahahaha, I will offer suggestions as I can! And encouragement! :D

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Date: 2005-12-21 10:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prreciousss.livejournal.com
I don't think that's right of your mom. You deserve your privacy and you should tell her this. How can you live in a place where your right for your own life is being taken away from you? If you don't want her snooping around then let her know- and demand you get the book back. My £0.02.

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Date: 2005-12-21 11:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] randominity.livejournal.com
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! "Privacy..." "Personal space..." such concepts do not exist in Soviet Russia my apartment when my parents are staying and have nothing to do all day but clean.
It's a fact of life with them, and I've accepted that anything that isn't nailed shut is fair game and potentially can be picked up and read. If I really wanted to be sure she wouldn't find my book, I'd have put it up. So I'm really just more amused that she a) found it, b) moved it (probably filed it alphabetically or something), and c) didn't comment to me about it at all after the fact. :)

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Date: 2005-12-21 11:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vandonovan.livejournal.com
This makes me want to get your a coffee table even more. If I get you one for Christmas or something do you promise to put it out and then display that book prominently on it? You know how people have magazine spreads on their coffee tables? You could just be lik *THUD* BIG BOOK OF LESBIAN SEX.


Okay, I'm joking (mostly) but that'd be high-larious.

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Date: 2005-12-21 11:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] randominity.livejournal.com
Hahahaha that would be funny. But rest easy, I have no need for a coffee table when I have such a shiny Firefly t-shirt on the way from you :).

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Date: 2005-12-21 11:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vandonovan.livejournal.com
Ahahahahaa. Well, maybe someday I'll come over with a surprise Happy Unbirthday coffee table for you, or something.

Though I think you need bookshelves more than coffee tables, hahaha.

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Date: 2005-12-21 11:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prreciousss.livejournal.com
Well, if she's against homosexuality she might have thrown it out, but let's hope she hasn't. Good luck getting it back! I'd hate to lose a book like that. :)

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Date: 2005-12-21 11:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] randominity.livejournal.com
Hehe, she's not against it, she just wishes I would find a nice man and settle down and give her grandchildren, that's all :). She wouldn't throw out something I paid good money for. :)

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Date: 2005-12-21 11:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prreciousss.livejournal.com
haha! Go your mom! :D

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Date: 2005-12-21 11:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] empressaurelius.livejournal.com
.....


.............


.....................


*Pets you consolingly*

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Date: 2005-12-21 11:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] randominity.livejournal.com
The bad part will come when I actually find the book again and realize what she must have had to go through to put it wherever it's ultimately ended up. o.O

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Date: 2005-12-22 04:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sorchar.livejournal.com
Maybe she's doing research. *G*

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Date: 2005-12-22 04:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] randominity.livejournal.com
Now that thought is mighty disturbing... >_>
*bleaches brain*

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