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randominityOkay, do any of you remember [the dress] I bought off of eBay for (and I never get tired of saying this) $10.50? Of course you do. I'll wait while you click on the link.
Back? All right, because I've finally put on the dress and takennekkid pictures!
Here's me looking rather short and squat, which is a state I've grown accustomed to. Le sigh. But the dress! look at the dress!
Here is me from the side, looking MUCH more svelte if I do say so myself. Why, yes, I am sticking my miniature boobies out, why do you ask?
I felt it important to try and convey how this corset does nothing to enhance my cleavage, but I left the flash on and the picture was not quite successful (I still like the effect, though):
So I turned off the flash and the resulting pic is a bit too dark. But the shadow! You can see the tiniest bit of a shadow! That's my cleavage! Right there!
Please, ye gods, I need a place to wear this dress.
Back? All right, because I've finally put on the dress and taken
Here's me looking rather short and squat, which is a state I've grown accustomed to. Le sigh. But the dress! look at the dress!
Here is me from the side, looking MUCH more svelte if I do say so myself. Why, yes, I am sticking my miniature boobies out, why do you ask?
I felt it important to try and convey how this corset does nothing to enhance my cleavage, but I left the flash on and the picture was not quite successful (I still like the effect, though):
So I turned off the flash and the resulting pic is a bit too dark. But the shadow! You can see the tiniest bit of a shadow! That's my cleavage! Right there!
Please, ye gods, I need a place to wear this dress.
