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randominityOkay, do any of you remember [the dress] I bought off of eBay for (and I never get tired of saying this) $10.50? Of course you do. I'll wait while you click on the link.
Back? All right, because I've finally put on the dress and takennekkid pictures!
Here's me looking rather short and squat, which is a state I've grown accustomed to. Le sigh. But the dress! look at the dress!
Here is me from the side, looking MUCH more svelte if I do say so myself. Why, yes, I am sticking my miniature boobies out, why do you ask?
I felt it important to try and convey how this corset does nothing to enhance my cleavage, but I left the flash on and the picture was not quite successful (I still like the effect, though):
So I turned off the flash and the resulting pic is a bit too dark. But the shadow! You can see the tiniest bit of a shadow! That's my cleavage! Right there!
Please, ye gods, I need a place to wear this dress.
Back? All right, because I've finally put on the dress and taken
Here's me looking rather short and squat, which is a state I've grown accustomed to. Le sigh. But the dress! look at the dress!
Here is me from the side, looking MUCH more svelte if I do say so myself. Why, yes, I am sticking my miniature boobies out, why do you ask?
I felt it important to try and convey how this corset does nothing to enhance my cleavage, but I left the flash on and the picture was not quite successful (I still like the effect, though):
So I turned off the flash and the resulting pic is a bit too dark. But the shadow! You can see the tiniest bit of a shadow! That's my cleavage! Right there!
Please, ye gods, I need a place to wear this dress.
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Date: 2005-05-18 06:55 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2005-05-18 08:40 pm (UTC)omg you SHOULD wear that dress somewhere. like, woe.
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Date: 2005-05-18 09:41 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-05-18 09:55 pm (UTC)And yes I am short and squat - the lack of boobage makes my torso look weirdly wide, I dunno. I look better in person, I (like to) think. But I'm glad you like what you see anyway - you tell me where I can wear this dress NOW! I mean, would it be out of place at a Star Wars showing or anything? >_>
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Date: 2005-05-18 09:55 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-05-18 09:57 pm (UTC)p.s. how progresses the plan to move back to Canadia? :)
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Date: 2005-05-18 10:06 pm (UTC)http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v50/libradiva/Myself/selfportraitbr.jpg
(see how closely I resemble my icon?! hee)
Plans to relocate have, unfortunately, been shelved indefinitely (sob!), owing to the "holy crap I make a lot of money here and could never hope to recoup that amount in another country" factor.
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Date: 2005-05-18 10:12 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2005-05-19 06:24 am (UTC)I vote for the Star Wars showing.
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