In case of crack-related emergency, break glass, remove some ducks... and socks... and several pairs of overly large plaid men's boxers commemorating the visit of the Queen Mother to the Foundation Undergarments Foundation.
Crackfic relies on being in a certain state of consciousness: the Zone of Crack, the teeming, sucrose-fed yeast of the unfettered id.... Sweet dreams! All will be well in the morning *g*
It will help! If you can't think crack-related thoughts, at least you will be secure in the knowledge that you can touch your own forehead with your toes!
... which sounds rather cracky, actually... but my son could do that, when he took ballet....
I find listening to the newest CD by the Hogsmeade Partial Sobriety Chorus and Bagpipe Ensemble to be helpful. (Especially when the ducks start marching to it.)
I share your pain. I have been marooned on top of a mountain in the teeth of a howling gale with only a squid for company since the middle of August. The plot just sloped off down the pub. Sigh.
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Date: 2007-01-21 11:21 am (UTC)Crackfic relies on being in a certain state of consciousness: the Zone of Crack, the teeming, sucrose-fed yeast of the unfettered id.... Sweet dreams! All will be well in the morning *g*
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Date: 2007-01-21 12:46 pm (UTC)I'm going to go to yoga class for the first time in a few weeks; I'll bet that helps.
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Date: 2007-01-21 09:57 pm (UTC)... which sounds rather cracky, actually... but my son could do that, when he took ballet....
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Date: 2007-01-21 03:12 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-01-21 03:52 pm (UTC)