Drabble Meme gacked from [personal profile] timetiger

Apr. 30th, 2006 08:03 pm
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Here's the meme:

The first 10 people to comment on this post get to request a drabble on a subject/character of their choosing from me. In return, they have to post this in their journal.

I can write about characters from Harry Potter (of course!) and the Patrick O'Brian Aubrey-Maturin series. I'm too chicken to say I'll write about anything else. Please specify if you are looking for smut or rhymes.

Date: 2006-05-01 12:26 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] etrangere.livejournal.com
SnapexLupin (what a surprise !), ducks

Date: 2006-05-03 12:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] schemingreader.livejournal.com
Okay. I know you didn't mean I should include ducks, but I did. Even so, this is not a silly one.




Remus Lupin was sitting at the edge of the pond in the London park, on a bench. Some fat white geese and mallard ducks were swimming in front of him. He stared listlessly and did not throw bread to them.

In his peripheral vision, black-clad legs made their ambling way toward the bench.

"You bastard."

"You know why I had to do it, Lupin. The Order needed me to be a spy, and..."

"I know, but I still hate it. It's too great a sacrifice."

"Dumbledore asked me to..."

"I didn't mean his sacrifice of his own life. I meant his sacrifice of yours."

"Sometimes one must do his duty."

"You are an idiot," he replied, his face wet with tears. "This isn't some novel, it's your life. Sometimes you should refuse to go along with a bad idea. I learned that from you."

Date: 2006-05-01 12:27 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] stasia
Can I request rhyming smut?

Date: 2006-05-01 07:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] schemingreader.livejournal.com
Yes. Here, but it's REALLY smutty:

A Werewolf Size Queen Addresses His Lover

Your cock is bigger than a garden hose
All set to spray—but do not paint it green!
Yes it is snakelike, bigger than your nose
The finest penis that I've ever seen—

Come, take it out and let us have a look
No, Severus, I meant, let's have a lick!
Enchanting! For it, too, has that slight hook
That gives the anal thrust that extra kick—

Now let me tell you what I'd really love—
Yes, penetration, joining, that will do
In bed, we fit, just like a hand in glove
And coming hard is a good look on you—

In bed or out, I feel a wolfish glee
To have you, snarky bastard, next to me.

Date: 2006-05-01 07:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] schemingreader.livejournal.com
(At 117 words, that was over the word limit for most drabble communities, but I figure for the meme we don't have to be strict. If you disagree I can write another.)

Date: 2006-05-01 12:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bronze-ribbons.livejournal.com
Snape/Lupin and a Yiddish word of your choice. Genre your choice as well. :-)

Date: 2006-05-01 07:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] schemingreader.livejournal.com
"Nisht gefer licht," Severus muttered into his cauldron.

"What?" Remus said.

"It's an expression."

"But wizards don't use matches."

"Literalist!"

"Look, first you hock mir a chinek about exact language..." Lupin smirked. He tapped his wand on the kettle and poured steaming water over the leaves in the pot.

"I didn't ask to be stuck in a cave with a...is that Darjeeling? No sugar, thanks," he said automatically, taking the cup.

In a moment he smacked his forehead. "That's it!"

"What?"

"Wizards don't use matches! The cigarette lighter isn't a Horcrux!"

Remus rolled his eyes. "Of course it's not. If we had cake, we could have tea and cake, if we had tea."

"We do have tea."

"It's an expression."

Date: 2006-05-01 08:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bronze-ribbons.livejournal.com
HEE! A sheynem dank!

Date: 2006-05-01 12:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] severity-softly.livejournal.com
MWPP Lily/Remus... smut!! smut!! smut!! w/aggressive!Lily if at all possible! *g*

Date: 2006-05-01 07:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] schemingreader.livejournal.com
"You have something in your eye," Lily said. She knelt on the couch, bending over his face.

"That's the oldest line in the book!" Remus joked as she dabbed the eyelash out. Then she cupped his face in her hands and kissed him. "Oh!" he gasped. "What are you..." The curtain of her red hair, falling around his face as she knelt over him.

Then behind his eyelids, the same red flashed. She was sitting in his lap, wiggling her ample buttocks against him, and he was as hard as he'd ever been in his life. She nibbled and licked his Adam's apple; everything was on fire.

"Lily!" he gasped. "What about our Arithmancy homework?"

Date: 2006-05-01 08:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] severity-softly.livejournal.com
asdfghjkl!!! Yay!! I love this!! Your teen Remus is just perfect and I love Lily's surprise attack! ...and the last line just totally slays me!!! He's so cute and nervous! *pets him*

Date: 2006-05-01 08:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] schemingreader.livejournal.com
I need to edit this to fix the repeating gasps and the verb-turned gerund.

But I was pleased to have thought of another erogenous zone for someone to lick. I usually go for the earlobes.

Date: 2006-05-01 12:44 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] busaikko
I'd play but I'm backlogged up to my ears and who knows when people would get drabbles. But I think most of the stuff I'd request has been asked for already, so I'm happy, and Watching This Space [ ].

Date: 2006-05-01 12:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] liseuse.livejournal.com
Ooh, I'll play!
Umm ... my request: MWPP Remus/James, something having to do with umbrellas. Or if you don't fancy attempting Remus/James, how about MWPP Lily/Sirius.

Date: 2006-05-03 12:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] schemingreader.livejournal.com
Okay, this is connected to the other drabble I wrote for [livejournal.com profile] severity_softly:

Remus was glad that James hadn't caught him in the common room with Lily on Thursday. Now he and James were setting out for Hogsmeade. The sky was overcast; James pulled a tiny umbrella out of his pocket, and with a muttered spell it opened to full size, shielding them both from the rain...and from view.

"James?"

James had casually draped his arm around Remus' shoulders, as though to pull him under the brolly. He leaned his head on Remus' shoulder and nuzzled Remus' neck.

"James!"

His friend was licking under Remus' ear. Remus, sexually aroused and suspicious, reared back.

"Did you make some kind of bet with Lily?"

James blushed.

Date: 2006-05-01 02:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ellid.livejournal.com
Remus *reads* an Aubrey/Maturin book and is surprised to see a reference to a Captain Snape in one of them.

Date: 2006-05-01 03:43 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] stasia
Oh yes, I second this liek woah.

Stasia

Date: 2006-05-01 07:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] schemingreader.livejournal.com
The only problem with this as the topic for a drabble is that I've been writing a multi-part crossover story based on this exact plot device. Though in my story I had Snape pose as a scientist/Maturin type, not as a naval captain.

I'll see what I can do.

Date: 2006-05-01 07:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ellid.livejournal.com
Oh, that's right!

Alternate scenario: They're on the Surprise and run *into* Captain Snape, so that Severus meets his own ancestor.

Date: 2006-05-01 07:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karasu-hime.livejournal.com
Remus/Severus and Lily: Serenity

Date: 2006-05-02 08:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] schemingreader.livejournal.com
Okay, I have something. I'm not sure if I like it or not, but I'll post it, and then if another one occurs to me, I'll post that, too.

Sweethearts in the Spring

Though Lily's eyes are a disturbing green
Severus finds he cannot look his fill
While Remus stands behind him, still, serene

The Hogsmeade park is a bucolic scene
The sun is shining, and the wind is still
Though Lily's eyes are a disturbing green

She holds his hands and asks "Where have you been?"
He shivers at her touch, he feels a chill
While Remus stands behind him, still serene.

He tips her head up, bends to kiss the queen
Of all the dreams that haunt him as they will
For Lily's eyes are a disturbing green

While Remus' hard cock presses the seam
Of his tight trousers—gods, he's going to spill!
While Remus holds him tightly, so serene.

He's coming now, ecstatic, held between
Two gentle lovers, on that Scottish hill
Lily's bright eyes are beautiful and green
And Remus holds him, and he is serene.

Date: 2006-05-03 04:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karasu-hime.livejournal.com
Oh, thank you!!! It's lovely. I like the image and I like how I want to fall into Lily's eyes, too.
And Remus who is so serene, I like how you keep going back to that and the green.
thank you, it's awesome!!!

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