schemingreader

Here are the instructions:

Step 1: Open up whatever MP3 program you use and add every song in your collection.
Step 2: Put it on random.
Step 3: Pick your favorite lines from the first 10 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song.
Step 4: Post and let everyone you know guess what song and artist the lines come from.
Step 5: Cross out the songs when someone guesses correctly.
Step 6: DON'T GOOGLE THEM.



1. Isolation pushes you 'til every muscle aches
Down the only road it ever takes
But everybody's scared of this place and staying away
Your little house on memory lane
It's your decision to be open about yourself
be careful, or else
be careful or else...

2. Oh say little doggies, why don't you slow down
You've wandered and trampled all over the ground
graze, little doggies, and graze kinda slow
don't be forever on the go
move slow, little doggies, move slow.

3.No pares! (sigue sigue!) No pares (sigue sigue!)
chocolate chocolate chocolate choco
de canela de canela de canela de ca
chocolate chocolate chocolate choco
de canela de canela de canela de ca....

4. Little red wagon, painted blue
little red wagon, painted blue
little red wagon, painted blue
skip to my lou, my darling...

5. If I were a carpenter I'd
Hammer on my piglet, I'd
Collect the seven dollars and I'd
Buy a big prosthetic forehead
And wear it on my real head

Everybody wants prosthetic
Foreheads on their real heads
Everybody wants prosthetic
Foreheads on their real heads

6. I buried him down by the river
'cause that's where he liked to be
and every night when the moon is high
I go there and weep openly
He and I were married
By this river 'neath this willow tree
and with God and friends witnessing it
He pledged his life to me

7. so much to read you're skimmimg
lots of advice from women
loves the one that lets him in
a bright bulb's better then a dim one
feeling the fleeing and reeling

(I had to look this one up, don't be silly, it was almost impossible to understand! The singer himself transcribed some of his own lyric as "garble garble." But here's another lyric that I actually like, from the same album, not that anyone is going to know it:)

The rain disregards
any agenda of the stars
The stars are still too far
to get you out or by and far
the rain and the cracklin' light
throws thick thunder
and shows off the night
get it goin'
get it gone
when the lighting can't even touch you
when you can't go wrong
in a four door Maverick
four door....

8. Minimum wage! Hyah! (whipcrack!)

9. Doesn't have a point of view
Knows not where he's going to
Isn't he a bit like you and me.

10.
There was a mouse lived in a well
ding dang dong go the wedding bells
and a pretty little mouse lived under a mill
ding dang dong go the wedding bells.

Here's to Cheshire, here's to cheese
Here's to the pears and the apple trees
Here's to the lovely strawberries
Ding dang dong go the wedding bells

Froggie went a courtin' and he did ride
ding dang dong go the wedding bells
Now Miss Mouse you must decide
ding dang dong go the wedding bells...