It's my mother's birthday today too. Could ...Delta ...be my....????? MOMMY?? :D
*dies at the thought of my mother writing slash* She was practically afraid to touch my artwork when she last visited, and needless to say, I didn't bring out the 'anal penetration' pics!
Uh, unless you had me when you were ... How old are you? I'm 38, so unless you are a "Family Guy" style Hillbilly, I don't think it's physically possible.
Hmmm..not so much with the ages then. I do like the idea of adoption but what we really need is a rich daddy to adopt us both! That way we could read and draw porn all day and not have to work! Well, you could feed the goats, because I'd want him to adopt Professor Sprout too....:D
Oh my yes! We couldn't leave Sprouty behind! And my pig, Hogrid. (he's having a secret (or not so secret) affair with both of the goats.)
A funny aside here: Bella got her head stuck in the wire fence (damn horns) and there she sat, head down and butt in the air. WEll, didn't Hogrid think that he had died and gone to goat-fucker heaven! Poor Bella! I didn't realize she was stuck for a couple of hours, I just though she was chewing the grass there, until I noticed that ... hmm..I don't think she'd actually LET Hogrid to that to her willingly!]
As for the rich Daddy thing ... I"m working on it! :D
HOGRID!!!!! Heeee! That's just the most adorable thing ever!
And, I've signed up for Prophecy and am hoping to go! I have the weirdest work schedule ever and have usually managed to squeek by when I want to do something like this, so I'm hoping! Are you signed up?
Well, there's usually a smattering of all fannish types at these conferences-academic types, people who have never heard of or read fan fiction, het shippers, costumers, people who think it might be nice to combine a nice family vacation with a little Harry Potter, and oh yes, slashers. The best thing to do is to go to some of the Slash or Snape get togethers and meet the other slashers, since, once we ID each other, we tend to move in packs!
And LOL, never seen a Snape wig for sale at one of these things, but there's a beauty supply shop in the same shopping center where I work that had wig display when they first opened and every time I'd go by I'd just smirk because one of them was just so Snapey!
*sigh* Alas, I don't think hubby would be up for it! ;) (the wig, that is) Hey, maybe I could dupe him into thinking he's dressing up for halloween as someone else ....hmm...who else has long black greasy hair? *strokes chin thoughtfully* Maybe Aaragon (or whatever the fuck his LOTR name is) but I think he'd see right through my thinly veiled plan.
He DID dress up as Bender one year (from Futurama) but mouthy robots aren't really one of my kinks. :D
Hey, Raewhit's going to prophecy too! I can blow my whole fangirl wad all in one place!
OMG, Sneville. Well, i did write that Snupin orgy fic in which Neville admitted to a longstanding crush on Snape. And then performed some sexual acts upon his reluctant but willing 40-something year old body while Lupin watched.
I know that doesn't count as real Sneville though. Just getting two characters to have sex with each other isn't the same thing as a proper ship fic.
Kind of silly to be doing this on someone else's journal, but Happy Birthday! Hm, we should see if Tobias Hayek is available for a birthday performance for you.
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Date: 2006-09-12 06:43 pm (UTC)*dies at the thought of my mother writing slash* She was practically afraid to touch my artwork when she last visited, and needless to say, I didn't bring out the 'anal penetration' pics!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DELTA!! *smooch*
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Date: 2006-09-12 09:00 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-13 01:31 am (UTC)You *could* adopt me tho!! :D
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Date: 2006-09-13 03:07 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-13 05:31 am (UTC)A funny aside here: Bella got her head stuck in the wire fence (damn horns) and there she sat, head down and butt in the air. WEll, didn't Hogrid think that he had died and gone to goat-fucker heaven! Poor Bella! I didn't realize she was stuck for a couple of hours, I just though she was chewing the grass there, until I noticed that ... hmm..I don't think she'd actually LET Hogrid to that to her willingly!]
As for the rich Daddy thing ... I"m working on it! :D
Hey, you going to Prophecy???
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Date: 2006-09-14 02:07 am (UTC)And, I've signed up for Prophecy and am hoping to go! I have the weirdest work schedule ever and have usually managed to squeek by when I want to do something like this, so I'm hoping! Are you signed up?
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Date: 2006-09-14 05:29 am (UTC)I've never done a conn, just uh...pet related trade shows. Are us
pervertsslash lovers the exception or the norm at these things??I sure hope they don't sell Snape wigs there, 'cause I'd have to bring it home to hubby! ;)
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Date: 2006-09-15 03:04 pm (UTC)And LOL, never seen a Snape wig for sale at one of these things, but there's a beauty supply shop in the same shopping center where I work that had wig display when they first opened and every time I'd go by I'd just smirk because one of them was just so Snapey!
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Date: 2006-09-15 03:33 pm (UTC)He DID dress up as Bender one year (from Futurama) but mouthy robots aren't really one of my kinks. :D
Hey, Raewhit's going to prophecy too! I can blow my whole fangirl wad all in one place!
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Date: 2006-09-16 02:39 am (UTC)Is she? Cooool! Maybe we can talk
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Date: 2006-09-16 03:43 am (UTC)I'll draw you something especially smutty if you do!
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Date: 2006-09-17 12:17 am (UTC)I can't imagine budgeting the time or the money for something like that, but maybe I can do something else to get you to draw for me.
(i was kind of enjoying eavesdropping on your conversation on my journal! Hee!)
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Date: 2006-09-17 12:39 am (UTC)As for drawing something for you ... I'm a WHORE for Sneville! *hint hint*
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Date: 2006-09-17 12:46 am (UTC)I know that doesn't count as real Sneville though. Just getting two characters to have sex with each other isn't the same thing as a proper ship fic.
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Date: 2006-09-17 04:20 am (UTC)I already read that fic (and quite enjoyed it!) but I was like...ANOTHER ORGY FIC?? REALLY???
Nope, I'll need some brand-new Sneville please! :D
I'm already pestering
Just to get my head around it....what type of smut-art do you like??
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