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A friend of mine from when I first moved here in 1988 came for a visit. In the first month or so that I lived here, I was the decoy for a surprise party for her birthday. I took her out to dinner and didn't let her pay, and then took her home where the surprise party was happening. And she said that it was more fun being out to dinner with me.

So that's our history. We have had a lot of fun together. Anyway, she's been in London for the last six months and is going back to Colorado where she's in grad school. She recalled that six months ago when we last saw each other, that writing fan fiction was pretty much the only happy thing in my life.

So she asked to hear about it.

So I told her about what I have learned, and she confided that she's read some SGA slash. Then--I read her some of my writing! I read the beginning of The Heart's Obligations--which sounded much better than I anticipated--and Blue Tranquilium. I read smut out loud! I also read her a Snupin Crack!fic.

She laughed her tuchus off.

I sound funny when I say the word "fuck" as a verb rather than as an expletive.

I have a very strong Ohio accent and very clear enunciation, which makes pseudo-British speech sound very odd.

I love reading my work and getting to watch and listen while someone cracks up. It really would be amazing to do this for a living. Probably what I liked about teaching.

Date: 2007-01-03 06:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rexluscus.livejournal.com
I just tried reading some slash I'd written aloud to mySELF and got embarrassed. :)

Date: 2007-01-03 12:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] schemingreader.livejournal.com
It is embarrassing. Not the part about having to say "cock" etc. More that I am putting myself out there as someone who knows what men feel. Which is, of course, the reason that people like to read these stories--what do men feel. But there I am impersonating a man like some kind of sex expert.

Luckily, my husband was doing everything he could to make sure he didn't heard ONE WORD.

Date: 2007-01-03 08:34 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] busaikko
I want you to read Snupin crack to me!

... I could carry you with me on my MP3 player, everywhere I go....

Date: 2007-01-03 12:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] schemingreader.livejournal.com
I do read crack pretty well! you would only get away with having me saying "I'n gonna fuck you like you ain't been fucked before!" on your MP3 player because you live in Japan...

Date: 2007-01-03 09:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cousin-giry.livejournal.com
That sounded like fun!

I usually read my stories out loud to myself, just to hear if the words and the sentences sound right together. But I've never read to anyone else. I really can't considering the stories I write and my family's tastes.

I would like to hear The Heart's Obligations read.

Date: 2007-01-03 12:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] schemingreader.livejournal.com
Yes, when you read them out loud, you can hear whether the sentences are felicitous.

Perhaps I should do a podcast of Heart's Obligations. First I have to finish this last chapter, which I'm still writing.

Date: 2007-01-03 10:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] catsintheattic.livejournal.com
I know the feeling! I love reading stories aloud and I always test my own stuff on that front as well. If I cannot read it aloud, it doesn't work for me. When I share a story with a friend, I'd rather read it to them instead of simply handing them the paper for their own read. Sometimes I wonder if I'm not only too obsessed with controlling the pacing and the rhythm so that I can't let the story go. ;-)

It would be great to have more voice posts. I love to hear the author's voices with their stories.

Date: 2007-01-03 12:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] schemingreader.livejournal.com
It's a mixed blessing to hear myself read things. I mean, I found a lot of errors of tense and agreement that I hadn't caught on multiple rereadings. The other thing is, on the stories that are meant to be about English people, my American accent sounds amazingly silly. I heard them speaking with their own accents in my head.

Date: 2007-01-03 12:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] catsintheattic.livejournal.com
I think I don't know enough about British accents to be irritated by my reading. Lol. I'm sure that I have a German accent, but there is no real way to get rid of that apart from moving to Britain.

But, you know, I guess your accent experience is a bit like when I imagine someone to have a very dark voice, and then I read what they say. My voice is rather high, so that's kind of weird. When I was still in school, a friend and I wrote a little story about cowboys in the wild west, and recorded it with a tape recorder. It sounded awful - two eleven year old girls trying to sound rough and manly. :-) After that, anything else can be counted as an improvement. ;-)

Date: 2007-01-03 12:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] klynie1.livejournal.com
I love reading my work and getting to watch and listen while someone cracks up. It really would be amazing to do this for a living.

I'm brainstorming, and probably inappropriately, but...have you thought about contacting any of the podcast folks to see if they would add a regular feature like that to their casts? Or maybe even seeing if a few people would like to put together a weekly podcast to showcase their favorite writers reading their works?

Another thought: in the Professionals fandom, Jilly has recorded tapes of the "Larton" series. I've got a copy of the tapes, and they're fun to listen to while driving or working around the house. That's from years ago - dvds or (better yet) downloads might be something that could be fun and cost-effective to put together.

Of course, the sad part about that would be that you wouldn't really get to see your audience. But it could be fun to ask con organizers to have a reading room at each con, with sign-ups for times (this may already be happening - I haven't been to any HP cons, so sorry if I'm reinventing the wheel). Wiscon does that, and a lot of professional SFF writers (primarily women, since it's a feminist con) give amazing readings. (And now I'll just be quiet and not propose any more work-intensive ideas to a writer who is already putting a TON of time into fandom...and thank you for all you do, by the way, you amazing person! *g*)

Date: 2007-01-03 12:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ellid.livejournal.com
How did you keep a straight face when you got to the enormous werewolf cock?

Date: 2007-01-03 01:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] schemingreader.livejournal.com
Though I've practiced for years, I'm not very good at deadpan humor--I always smirk. Fortunately, she was laughing too hard to notice.

Date: 2007-01-03 06:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] severity-softly.livejournal.com
I am giggling just imagining this! XD I could never do it! Well, I'm still at the point that admitting I write fanfiction to anyone but my husband is a bit of an embarassing thought, but it's great you have a friend to share it with!

Hell, the little bit of smut I have written for collabs have left me blushing just to share in print before the "final product" was done. :)

Date: 2007-01-03 06:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] schemingreader.livejournal.com
Aren't you a theater person? You could totally do this! You would just have to write something that wasn't too...smutty...

Date: 2007-01-03 06:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] severity-softly.livejournal.com
Heehee, yes, I am. See, the difference is, on stage you can hide behind a character. It sort of absolves you from whatever reaction you get - people think it's stupid? Well, it's the character that was stupid, etc. Whatever you do on stage as a character is sort of seperate from the way people veiw you off stage, or hopefully so. Does that makes sense? There are a lot of actors who are terribly shy in RL, but you would never know it to watch them act.

Anyway, I wouldn't mind doing a voice recording of some fic for online, because even online friends who have become RL friends have gotten to know me online through the smut. *G* But RL people who don't know about the fanfic? Yikes, that's scary!

Date: 2007-01-03 07:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] waterbird.livejournal.com
That is such a great thing to have been able to share with your friend. What fun! And I'm just wondering ... did she know about fandoms before you told her about fanfic? Are you responsible for getting her hooked on SGA? If so ... excellent.

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